Reply #17: Two infallible truths:

[Gwendolyn]

1) If the person in question is a rethuglican politician, the louder he screams family values, the more sex he's having outside of marriage.

2) Anyone who runs her politician husband's campaign, or is otherwise actively involved in it, will find her husband falls out of love with her and needs to have affairs in order to feel like a man. Works across the two party lines.