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Mon May-18-09 02:54 PM
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| 110. Move over "thank god it passed." |
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Say hello to "pretend I have a time machine!" 
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| -Pretend Thought Exercise: I Want You To Pretend And Visualize For A Moment. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:42 AM |
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What a stupid waste of a time machine. |
TahitiNut |
May-18-09 11:43 AM |
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I'd just buy a lottery ticket and forget about the guy. |
konnichi wa |
May-18-09 11:49 AM |
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Much more useful revisions of history. |
Tierra_y_Libertad |
May-18-09 11:57 AM |
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... |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 12:00 PM |
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Not neccessarily. |
Sebastian Doyle |
May-18-09 12:54 PM |
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Are there Time Cops in this pretend scenario? |
CJCRANE |
May-18-09 11:45 AM |
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Sure, one in particular has a strong Belgian accent and likes to do splits. NT |
Guy Whitey Corngood |
May-18-09 12:14 PM |
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Yes, so Jean Claude van Damme would stop this from happening |
csziggy |
May-18-09 12:22 PM |
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Can I use your time machine to get the time I wasted reading this post back? |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
May-18-09 11:46 AM |
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Sometimes Thinking Is Required. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:50 AM |
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Yeah, my opinion is a piece of pro-life crap that insinuates women can be easily manipulated |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
May-18-09 11:51 AM |
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It's Pretend. Get A Grip. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:54 AM |
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I know it's pretend, smoopie |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
May-18-09 11:56 AM |
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But he has "sly and amazingly successful manipulative ways"! |
redqueen |
May-18-09 11:57 AM |
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I guess not |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
May-18-09 11:58 AM |
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me too |
indigo32 |
May-18-09 12:01 PM |
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me three... |
Javaman |
May-18-09 01:58 PM |
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Best response ever posted on DU. |
flvegan |
May-18-09 02:47 PM |
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incredibly silly OP, OMC |
cali |
May-18-09 11:47 AM |
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How So? Why Have You Not Answered The Question? |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:49 AM |
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I haven't answered the question because it's so stupid |
cali |
May-18-09 11:55 AM |
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I Think You Haven't Answered It Out Of Fear. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:58 AM |
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yeah, it's because I'm just quaking in terror, OMC. Ya got me, ya super perceptive |
cali |
May-18-09 12:00 PM |
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FAIL. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 12:06 PM |
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I'm rubber and you're glue. |
cali |
May-18-09 12:19 PM |
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What is actually hated about the (presumably adult) person who is hated? |
Boojatta |
May-18-09 02:33 PM |
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Nice to see you in this thread Boojatta. |
rug |
May-18-09 02:45 PM |
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Why is it nice? |
Boojatta |
May-18-09 02:52 PM |
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or |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 03:08 PM |
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That Certainly Is A "Pretend Thought Exercise" |
Beetwasher |
May-18-09 11:48 AM |
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Sure It Is. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:51 AM |
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Sure, most women can simply be talked into an abortion by a wily manipulator. |
Vickers |
May-18-09 11:49 AM |
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Ha...read my response |
HarukaTheTrophyWife |
May-18-09 11:52 AM |
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Of Course Some Can Be. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:53 AM |
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If only you'd said you went back in time, |
redqueen |
May-18-09 12:00 PM |
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That Scenario Is Definitely Better, But Still The Same Idea. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 12:02 PM |
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Feel free! |
redqueen |
May-18-09 12:07 PM |
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Already Did. Thanks! |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 12:09 PM |
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Well... |
redqueen |
May-18-09 12:15 PM |
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Sorry, I don't play "pretend exercise" with such an obviously idiotic angle. |
Vickers |
May-18-09 12:05 PM |
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Empty Criticisms Abound. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 12:08 PM |
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Or let's pretend that Dick Cheney and Adolph Hitler |
cali |
May-18-09 12:08 PM |
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OK, let's get some things perfectly clear: |
Vickers |
May-18-09 12:11 PM |
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When and where is this match taking place? |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 12:22 PM |
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or let's play pretend that dick cheney aborted hitler's birth and got his mom pregnant |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:42 PM |
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Claire, you're too good for that. |
imdjh |
May-18-09 01:09 PM |
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pffffft!! |
guitar man |
May-18-09 11:50 AM |
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Yes |
imdjh |
May-18-09 11:51 AM |
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What a twist! |
spoony |
May-18-09 11:57 AM |
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I Enjoyed The Response Too. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 11:59 AM |
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Not the only repurcussion. If the person he hated ceased to exist, then the hate would not exist. |
Evoman |
May-18-09 12:07 PM |
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I don't believe in the single-universe interpretation of space-time. Too many paradoxes. |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 12:19 PM |
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Or the continuous soul assignment theory |
imdjh |
May-18-09 12:54 PM |
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I'm not a fan of the concept of souls. nt |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 12:55 PM |
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Shorthand for the persistent and transcendent cohesive energy presenting as The Self nt |
imdjh |
May-18-09 01:04 PM |
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No evidence for persistence, transcendence is meaningless, and |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 02:20 PM |
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Besides- the time machine is transporter technology |
imdjh |
May-18-09 12:52 PM |
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Do you also go back in time and destroy my planet with some black hole goop? |
HamdenRice |
May-18-09 11:52 AM |
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Are you twirling a handlebar mustache when you do this? |
Starbucks Anarchist |
May-18-09 12:04 PM |
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LOL - NT |
indigo32 |
May-18-09 12:05 PM |
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From the view of your personal timeline, yes. From the view of her personal timeline, no. |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 12:06 PM |
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Well it is not murder and this is why.... |
winyanstaz |
May-18-09 12:12 PM |
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LOVE Your Response. Thanks So Much For That! |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 12:15 PM |
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that's not thought, it's religious dogma |
cali |
May-18-09 12:23 PM |
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I agree entirely. nt |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 12:55 PM |
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Of Course It Was Thought. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:25 PM |
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I also believe this. So do many Asian cultures, |
BlancheSplanchnik |
May-18-09 12:21 PM |
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Stopped reading at "pretend I have a time machine" |
Dreamer Tatum |
May-18-09 12:15 PM |
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you too, huh? |
Javaman |
May-18-09 02:03 PM |
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If one has a history of posts that slyly bash women, |
BlancheSplanchnik |
May-18-09 12:17 PM |
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Ah but since he pretends he has a time machine, he can go back |
Javaman |
May-18-09 02:04 PM |
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Would You Mind Pointing Out To Me Which Part Of This Bashes Women? |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:26 PM |
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It includes the words "abortion" and "murder." |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 02:36 PM |
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Not Whatsoever. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:39 PM |
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Fail. |
Lucian |
May-18-09 12:26 PM |
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Criminal Intent - premeditated - |
merh |
May-18-09 12:34 PM |
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In your timeline? Yes. But wait, there's more! |
mainegreen |
May-18-09 12:50 PM |
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Annorax |
imdjh |
May-18-09 12:59 PM |
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Ow. you're watching to much LOST. nt |
Javaman |
May-18-09 02:06 PM |
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Yes. Yes I am. |
mainegreen |
May-18-09 02:14 PM |
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what if you went back to the day of conception and talk the dad into wearing a condom |
fishwax |
May-18-09 01:01 PM |
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Don't Know, But Also A Valid Question. What Are Your Thoughts On It? |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:29 PM |
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I think the question has the same answer. nt |
Occam Bandage |
May-18-09 02:35 PM |
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yeah, but then OMC wouldn't get to REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hate someone |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:33 PM |
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Name removed |
May-18-09 01:03 PM |
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The mother of the guy you hate is named |
merh |
May-18-09 01:05 PM |
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The Mother Has No Name. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:30 PM |
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you should seek a refund from community college |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:37 PM |
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Not Surprised The Topic Is Beyond Your Capability. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:38 PM |
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you should just ask the mods to disappear this thread |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:40 PM |
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I've Done No Such Thing. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:43 PM |
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you are the paragon of intellect |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:45 PM |
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flawed |
Soylent Brice |
May-18-09 01:29 PM |
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Open Your Mind. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:31 PM |
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edit: dupe |
Soylent Brice |
May-18-09 01:30 PM |
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No, because I too have a time machine, but ... |
ColbertWatcher |
May-18-09 01:32 PM |
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Yet Another Mindless Reply. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:32 PM |
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no, lots of people here are smart enough to see through sophistry |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:38 PM |
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Wrong. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:41 PM |
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does it look like this when you laugh at all of us mindless plebians? |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:44 PM |
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I was thinking of not replying. |
ColbertWatcher |
May-18-09 02:56 PM |
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No, it's not. "Pretending to be a doctor" is against the law. |
Lex |
May-18-09 01:39 PM |
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I have a better one. Let's pretend this post never existed! LOL nt |
Javaman |
May-18-09 02:01 PM |
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baby, i got a time machine in my pants |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:29 PM |
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You have described fraud. |
Boojatta |
May-18-09 02:38 PM |
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The Consent Was Given. |
OPERATIONMINDCRIME |
May-18-09 02:40 PM |
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consent or effective consent? |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:43 PM |
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Agreement isn't consent if there is fraud. |
Boojatta |
May-18-09 02:51 PM |
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Ok, I've read through this whole ridiculous thread. Where's a goddamn time machine when you need it? |
rug |
May-18-09 02:47 PM |
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which way to the time masheen? |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:48 PM |
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kick |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:50 PM |
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Move over "thank god it passed." |
superduperfarleft |
May-18-09 02:54 PM |
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AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!!111111 |
datasuspect |
May-18-09 02:55 PM |
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Just because you weren't able to get your philosophy degree from the prestigious Costco |
superduperfarleft |
May-18-09 03:12 PM |
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This thread is GOLD, Jerry...GOLD!!!1!1!! |
bullwinkle428 |
May-18-09 03:12 PM |
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No. I don't think you can get rid of a person who is meant to be that way |
ecstatic |
May-18-09 03:12 PM |
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Sounds like you traveled to a time when eugenics was accepted and encouraged. n/t |
cherokeeprogressive |
May-18-09 03:16 PM |
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Locking |
cbayer |
May-18-09 03:20 PM |
#118 |