Bozita
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Tue Apr-28-09 07:14 PM
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| 20. Bet your ass on Horsely in 2012 |
| -Georgia candidate for governor Neal Horsley says sex with mules, watermelon behind him |
Memekiller |
Apr-28-09 06:22 PM |
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Hmm. He'd be a big step forward from Sonny, anyhow. |
JeffR |
Apr-28-09 06:25 PM |
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His surname adds to the funnies |
Dramarama |
Apr-28-09 06:28 PM |
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Isn't "Neal Horsley" just absolutely the perfect name for this buffoon? |
nomorenomore08 |
Apr-29-09 09:54 PM |
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This could take the art of the political advertising several steps forward. |
hvn_nbr_2 |
Apr-28-09 06:35 PM |
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Well, in Florida it would be legal... |
Sancho |
Apr-28-09 06:37 PM |
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Unless the mule's your first cousin. |
rucky |
Apr-28-09 11:02 PM |
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Quit fucking giving FL shit! |
madeline_con |
Apr-29-09 09:37 PM |
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so I guess that makes a lie out of the adage |
flakey_foont |
Apr-28-09 06:37 PM |
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I guess he took 'getting a piece of ass' too literally |
tomm2thumbs |
Apr-28-09 06:38 PM |
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Funny nt |
Flabbergasted |
Apr-29-09 01:22 AM |
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As long as the mule was not underage, I don't see a problem. nt |
bemildred |
Apr-28-09 06:38 PM |
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Way too much information. |
undeterred |
Apr-28-09 06:39 PM |
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LOL! n/t |
Wind Dancer |
Apr-28-09 11:14 PM |
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one cannot have sex with a watermelon |
UpInArms |
Apr-28-09 06:41 PM |
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What a tragic failure of imagination. |
asthmaticeog |
Apr-28-09 06:51 PM |
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LOL! n/t |
Memekiller |
Apr-29-09 09:39 AM |
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Santorum never said anything about "man on fruit," so it's all good. |
Sheets of Easter |
Apr-28-09 07:03 PM |
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Um, you know "fruit" has multiple meanings, right? |
asthmaticeog |
Apr-28-09 07:19 PM |
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I've never been towel-snapped by a mango. I should get out more often. |
Sheets of Easter |
Apr-28-09 07:21 PM |
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It was a big problem when I was a lad. |
ArbustoBuster |
Apr-28-09 08:19 PM |
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you owe me a new keyboard |
tabbycat31 |
Apr-28-09 09:25 PM |
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From my humor archives: |
bemildred |
Apr-28-09 07:40 PM |
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Man who had sex with bike in court |
bemildred |
Apr-28-09 07:48 PM |
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This is not so unusual... |
3waygeek |
Apr-28-09 08:09 PM |
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BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
Historic NY |
Apr-28-09 09:07 PM |
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Don't forget this jewell! |
Number23 |
Apr-29-09 01:14 AM |
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One more |
Number23 |
Apr-29-09 01:18 AM |
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That's because it's far too easy for a woman to explain why she is |
Oak2004 |
Apr-29-09 08:38 PM |
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lol Too true!! |
Number23 |
Apr-29-09 08:57 PM |
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When watermelons are out of season, there are always car wash vacuums |
Bozita |
Apr-28-09 07:59 PM |
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I beg to differ. |
Jamastiene |
Apr-29-09 04:35 PM |
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I hear the Republicans are searching for a presidential candidate in 2012 |
struggle4progress |
Apr-28-09 06:42 PM |
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Horsley 2012: He KNOWS how to screw a donkey! |
KamaAina |
Apr-28-09 07:06 PM |
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Bet your ass on Horsely in 2012 |
Bozita |
Apr-28-09 07:14 PM |
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I've done some research over the years. |
BuyingThyme |
Apr-28-09 06:54 PM |
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So? Who hasn't fucked a mule? |
Forkboy |
Apr-28-09 07:00 PM |
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Those who take the phrase "fuck me in the ass" literally. |
Sheets of Easter |
Apr-28-09 07:01 PM |
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why couldn't he just jack ass? |
Historic NY |
Apr-28-09 09:08 PM |
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Well no worry about pregnancy the mules are sterile. |
Historic NY |
Apr-28-09 09:10 PM |
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He's still got cantalope and eggplant to go |
corpseratemedia |
Apr-28-09 07:01 PM |
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No pun intended??? |
L. Coyote |
Apr-28-09 07:04 PM |
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"Oh, Wilbur..." |
bleever |
Apr-28-09 07:11 PM |
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I remember this. If this is the same person, Randi used to play his interview on her show... |
Liberal_Stalwart71 |
Apr-28-09 07:20 PM |
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... |
asthmaticeog |
Apr-28-09 07:24 PM |
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I hope he didn't spend more than $20 on his campaign |
jmowreader |
Apr-28-09 07:25 PM |
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Well uh...I'm glad he's no longer humping melons... |
Danger Mouse |
Apr-28-09 07:41 PM |
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This entire thread is worthy of a 'DUzy'. |
stevedeshazer |
Apr-28-09 07:43 PM |
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What's a 'DUzy'? |
Memekiller |
Apr-28-09 10:40 PM |
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see JeffR's journal ... |
eppur_se_muova |
Apr-29-09 12:07 PM |
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Awesome!!! Except... |
Memekiller |
Apr-29-09 05:55 PM |
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Understandable with a name like Horseley |
MiniMe |
Apr-28-09 08:15 PM |
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Damned Republicans! |
Wizard777 |
Apr-28-09 09:12 PM |
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He's not gay, so the religious right can still vote for him. |
Nevernose |
Apr-28-09 09:17 PM |
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Fructophilia? That's a new one. |
Canuckistanian |
Apr-28-09 09:19 PM |
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So. what's wrong with it? |
rateyes |
Apr-28-09 10:14 PM |
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Epic Vetting Fail |
JVS |
Apr-28-09 10:53 PM |
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Most mule-fuckers have sense enough not to run for public office |
Elidor |
Apr-28-09 11:21 PM |
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A dead girl or a live boy... |
Memekiller |
Apr-28-09 11:35 PM |
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Gosh, Neal, that's nice. Glad to see you get out of the barnyard |
old mark |
Apr-29-09 12:00 AM |
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Horsely/Palin 2012 |
alfredo |
Apr-29-09 12:21 AM |
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Your thread title caused me to almost pee myself. Literally |
Number23 |
Apr-29-09 01:07 AM |
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the mule, the watermelon, and certainly the men are less troubling than... |
pepperbear |
Apr-29-09 01:18 AM |
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that and his hit list of abortion-providing doctors n/t |
MisterP |
Apr-29-09 01:28 AM |
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A watermelon??!?!?!?!?!? |
Vickers |
Apr-29-09 01:55 AM |
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You mean the dude is a secessionist AND a creationist? |
Jamastiene |
Apr-29-09 04:33 PM |
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kinda like "are you still beating your wife?", I guess . . . |
OneBlueSky |
Apr-29-09 05:56 PM |
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If you're not doing it Horsely, you're not doing it right. /nt |
ProgressiveFool |
Apr-29-09 06:06 PM |
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WHAT!!???? |
cwcwmack |
Apr-29-09 06:51 PM |
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So If He Had Sexual Relations with More Than One Mule in a Row |
PopSixSquish |
Apr-29-09 09:25 PM |
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He should change his name from Horsely to Muley. nt |
rateyes |
Apr-30-09 07:58 AM |
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