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Tue Apr-21-09 10:39 AM
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| 83. The Bible also says that if your neighbor washes his car or mows his lawn on Sunday, |
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Edited on Tue Apr-21-09 10:41 AM by salguine
you're supposed to kill him.
One of my favorite bumper stickers I ever saw read, "Stop Using Jesus As An Excuse To be A Narrow Minded Bigoted Asshole."
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| -Miss New Mexico's mother chimes in: "In the Bible it says marriage is between Adam & Eve, not Steve" |
Bluebear |
Apr-20-09 06:30 PM |
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Who was invited to that wedding? |
Fuzz |
Apr-20-09 06:32 PM |
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Does the Bible say that Adam and Eve are married? Who was their pastor? |
yardwork |
Apr-20-09 06:32 PM |
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Poor Steve, always on the outs. nt |
Bluebear |
Apr-20-09 06:33 PM |
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Steve was the best man. |
rcrush |
Apr-20-09 06:34 PM |
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Eve was the other woman |
Sisaruus |
Apr-20-09 06:40 PM |
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Actually, it was Adam and Steve. |
Ilsa |
Apr-20-09 07:37 PM |
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Who gave them their license? Where were they registered? |
Rockholm |
Apr-20-09 09:33 PM |
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You know Lilith was having "girl talk" with Eve over a few drinks |
derby378 |
Apr-21-09 10:21 AM |
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as others have pointed out, there was no marriage between adam and eve |
Lerkfish |
Apr-20-09 06:34 PM |
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Thank you! That's just right. |
Stellabella |
Apr-20-09 06:39 PM |
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No mention of marriage by god. Just looking for a help meet. Whatever that is suppose to be. |
LiberalFighter |
Apr-20-09 07:10 PM |
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"meet" in that context and translation means "suitable" or "suited" |
Lerkfish |
Apr-20-09 08:16 PM |
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LiberalFighter, I'm pretty sure they changed the translation from the original |
bertman |
Apr-21-09 04:45 PM |
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As if anyone really gives a shit what a beauty queen thinks. |
jazzjunkysue |
Apr-20-09 06:34 PM |
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Well, mom is in the personnel industry. Sounds rather unenlightened. |
Bluebear |
Apr-20-09 06:37 PM |
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Yeah. I mean, I can get married anywhere in the country, so why should I care what someone says? |
yardwork |
Apr-20-09 08:52 PM |
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If you're waiting for the beauty pageant contestants to bring about social change.... |
jazzjunkysue |
Apr-20-09 10:12 PM |
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You have such a progressive attitude. |
yardwork |
Apr-21-09 04:21 PM |
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I got my pony! |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 09:37 PM |
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Republicans give a shit. |
Starry Messenger |
Apr-20-09 10:11 PM |
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And I'm sure that Mrs. Koonce thinks all of the laws of the land |
bluethruandthru |
Apr-20-09 06:36 PM |
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what does the bible say about floozies prancing around in flesh oops beauty contests? nt |
msongs |
Apr-20-09 06:36 PM |
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That's right. If we really want to get back to Adam and Eve, shouldn't |
rateyes |
Apr-20-09 07:01 PM |
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i don't read the bible eom |
noiretextatique |
Apr-20-09 06:37 PM |
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Everyone now wants her fifteen minutes of fame |
malaise |
Apr-20-09 06:38 PM |
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I don't know . . . could've been a typo. |
Lex |
Apr-20-09 06:39 PM |
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Oh There She Is |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Apr-20-09 06:39 PM |
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I haven't read the bible in years |
JonLP24 |
Apr-20-09 06:41 PM |
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Maybe they were both |
rateyes |
Apr-20-09 07:02 PM |
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It says that Adam & Eve were the *first* people made, but it doesn't say they were the *only* ones |
Ghost in the Machine |
Apr-20-09 07:08 PM |
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Thank God they were |
Politicalboi |
Apr-20-09 08:01 PM |
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Amazingly, they spoke English too! |
Ghost in the Machine |
Apr-21-09 01:43 AM |
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Once you have a mating pair, why the need to "make" more? |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 11:30 PM |
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Well.. if your goal was to inhabit/populate a new world/planet, two wouldn't do it quickly enough |
Ghost in the Machine |
Apr-21-09 01:56 AM |
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I would, but then, *sigh* no has yet asked me to design a planet. |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-21-09 10:17 AM |
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They had sex with the female animals that Adam didn't want as help meets. |
LiberalFighter |
Apr-20-09 07:12 PM |
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I have wanted that question answered for a loooooong time with no luck. n/t |
friedgreentomatoes |
Apr-20-09 11:00 PM |
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That's because the bible is nothing but myth. Don't look for logic in it. |
Hugabear |
Apr-21-09 12:36 AM |
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I'm so sorry that that woman was named after toilet paper. |
FLAprogressive |
Apr-20-09 06:42 PM |
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She assumed that "role" in life too. |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 06:51 PM |
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what does the old testament say about incest? |
frylock |
Apr-20-09 06:45 PM |
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Is Genesis 19 in the OT or the NT |
Coffee and Cake |
Apr-20-09 07:16 PM |
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OT. So, it says, Adam and Eve and Daddy and Daughters? |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 07:21 PM |
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I thought Lot was the one who told some strangers to rape his daughters. |
kestrel91316 |
Apr-20-09 07:37 PM |
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In the Bible it never said Adam married Eve and where did the grandkids come from? |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 06:45 PM |
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Yeah, nice how that whole episode is just kinda glossed over, eh? |
Arugula Latte |
Apr-20-09 07:08 PM |
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Magic, might and myth. It's all there, waiting for Charmaine to spew it |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 07:16 PM |
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Who the heck does she think she is? |
Riceburningluva |
Apr-20-09 06:51 PM |
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She was asked a question about it. |
dem629 |
Apr-20-09 06:53 PM |
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If you do the analysis |
MichaelHarris |
Apr-20-09 06:52 PM |
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I'm going with Mitochondrial Eve, otherwise, it's first degree |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 06:58 PM |
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I've always leaned |
MichaelHarris |
Apr-20-09 10:37 PM |
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"Adam" is Hebrew for |
rateyes |
Apr-20-09 06:58 PM |
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Oh, no. Charmaine "knows" it was Adam and Eve - literally! |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 07:05 PM |
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.....which is probably where those crazy folks on Coast-To-Coast get |
kestrel91316 |
Apr-20-09 07:40 PM |
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I don't recall "Steve" in the book of Genesis |
CreekDog |
Apr-20-09 07:04 PM |
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God created homosexuality to test us all... |
JuniperLea |
Apr-20-09 07:07 PM |
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Apparently God wants you to market your daughter in sexist "pageants" too. |
NC_Nurse |
Apr-20-09 07:15 PM |
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What a nasty stupid woman. |
Gemini Cat |
Apr-20-09 07:20 PM |
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The bible is full of absolutely absurd bullshit |
RedCappedBandit |
Apr-20-09 07:25 PM |
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Just in case you don't know about this delicious website |
doctor jazz |
Apr-20-09 08:03 PM |
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hehe, thanks. nt |
RedCappedBandit |
Apr-20-09 09:22 PM |
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He he he... |
krispos42 |
Apr-20-09 10:48 PM |
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Since when is the bible the law of the land? |
kestrel91316 |
Apr-20-09 07:34 PM |
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I can't remember whether Adam and Eve were even married. nt |
anonymous171 |
Apr-20-09 07:36 PM |
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Eve was Adam's |
Politicalboi |
Apr-20-09 07:57 PM |
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I wonder if Charmaine ever wondered where Mrs. Cain came from |
doctor jazz |
Apr-20-09 08:01 PM |
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Maybe we should sign her up for the Adam & Steve catalog? |
rucky |
Apr-20-09 08:02 PM |
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it also says it's between (or among, for you sticklers) |
Retrograde |
Apr-20-09 09:02 PM |
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Except Adam and Eve were never married. |
chrisa |
Apr-20-09 09:34 PM |
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What a clever and charming statement! |
Canuckistanian |
Apr-20-09 09:36 PM |
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how witty and original! |
adamuu |
Apr-20-09 09:42 PM |
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does she fail to notice that Eve was the only other human being in the story? |
adamuu |
Apr-20-09 09:44 PM |
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I think Steve only became a "biblical" name in the New Testament era. |
undeterred |
Apr-20-09 09:46 PM |
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Dear Miss NM's mother: When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, |
LynnTheDem |
Apr-20-09 10:10 PM |
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And it also says in the Bible that women should shut up and be submissive. |
krispos42 |
Apr-20-09 10:38 PM |
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The book of Steve is one of the Gnostic Gospels |
CreekDog |
Apr-20-09 11:39 PM |
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But where does Lilith fit in here? |
madmom |
Apr-20-09 11:40 PM |
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she's not in the OT. except as an owl. that story comes from other texts. |
Hannah Bell |
Apr-21-09 12:35 AM |
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You really pushed one of my buttons with this post. |
stevedeshazer |
Apr-21-09 12:02 AM |
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You done well! |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-21-09 10:19 AM |
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of all people, little richard said this years ago..... |
spanone |
Apr-21-09 10:20 AM |
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My guess is that many beauty pagent (not all) contestants are conservative. |
WI_DEM |
Apr-21-09 10:24 AM |
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I'll go you one further... I'm guess many beauty pagent contestants... |
MrMickeysMom |
Apr-21-09 10:29 AM |
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The Bible also says that if your neighbor washes his car or mows his lawn on Sunday, |
salguine |
Apr-21-09 10:39 AM |
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So what...in my book of fairy tales it said bears can talk, live in a house, and eat porridge |
mitchum |
Apr-21-09 04:25 PM |
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Chapter and verse, please? |
KamaAina |
Apr-21-09 04:28 PM |
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WELL I WONDER WHO PERFORMED THE WEDDING BETWEEN ADAM AND EVE? |
southernyankeebelle |
Apr-21-09 04:41 PM |
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Good question. I thought they were shacking up. nt |
Vinca |
Apr-21-09 04:47 PM |
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FUCK THE BIBLE |
ASUliberal |
Apr-21-09 04:45 PM |
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Pretty, daffy, plastic, dumbasses spouting nonsense. Where's MIss Teen USA 2007 |
bertman |
Apr-21-09 05:03 PM |
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I heard that Adam and Eve thing worked out real well for everyone. |
W_HAMILTON |
Apr-21-09 05:25 PM |
#92 |
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