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Mon Apr-20-09 09:02 PM
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| 53. it also says it's between (or among, for you sticklers) |
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Jacob and Leah and Rebecca (with affairs with their maidservants on the side). Come to think of it, doesn't the Bible also condone cheating one's siblings out of their inheritance? Or discarding the mother of your first children when a better deal comes along - yeah, I'm looking at you, Abraham. And how many wives did Solomon have again?
I don't think Adam and Eve were married, but then again I was raised Catholic and we didn't do much Old Testament.
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| -Miss New Mexico's mother chimes in: "In the Bible it says marriage is between Adam & Eve, not Steve" |
Bluebear |
Apr-20-09 06:30 PM |
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Who was invited to that wedding? |
Fuzz |
Apr-20-09 06:32 PM |
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Does the Bible say that Adam and Eve are married? Who was their pastor? |
yardwork |
Apr-20-09 06:32 PM |
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Poor Steve, always on the outs. nt |
Bluebear |
Apr-20-09 06:33 PM |
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Steve was the best man. |
rcrush |
Apr-20-09 06:34 PM |
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Eve was the other woman |
Sisaruus |
Apr-20-09 06:40 PM |
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Actually, it was Adam and Steve. |
Ilsa |
Apr-20-09 07:37 PM |
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Who gave them their license? Where were they registered? |
Rockholm |
Apr-20-09 09:33 PM |
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You know Lilith was having "girl talk" with Eve over a few drinks |
derby378 |
Apr-21-09 10:21 AM |
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as others have pointed out, there was no marriage between adam and eve |
Lerkfish |
Apr-20-09 06:34 PM |
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Thank you! That's just right. |
Stellabella |
Apr-20-09 06:39 PM |
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No mention of marriage by god. Just looking for a help meet. Whatever that is suppose to be. |
LiberalFighter |
Apr-20-09 07:10 PM |
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"meet" in that context and translation means "suitable" or "suited" |
Lerkfish |
Apr-20-09 08:16 PM |
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LiberalFighter, I'm pretty sure they changed the translation from the original |
bertman |
Apr-21-09 04:45 PM |
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As if anyone really gives a shit what a beauty queen thinks. |
jazzjunkysue |
Apr-20-09 06:34 PM |
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Well, mom is in the personnel industry. Sounds rather unenlightened. |
Bluebear |
Apr-20-09 06:37 PM |
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Yeah. I mean, I can get married anywhere in the country, so why should I care what someone says? |
yardwork |
Apr-20-09 08:52 PM |
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If you're waiting for the beauty pageant contestants to bring about social change.... |
jazzjunkysue |
Apr-20-09 10:12 PM |
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You have such a progressive attitude. |
yardwork |
Apr-21-09 04:21 PM |
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I got my pony! |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 09:37 PM |
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Republicans give a shit. |
Starry Messenger |
Apr-20-09 10:11 PM |
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And I'm sure that Mrs. Koonce thinks all of the laws of the land |
bluethruandthru |
Apr-20-09 06:36 PM |
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what does the bible say about floozies prancing around in flesh oops beauty contests? nt |
msongs |
Apr-20-09 06:36 PM |
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That's right. If we really want to get back to Adam and Eve, shouldn't |
rateyes |
Apr-20-09 07:01 PM |
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i don't read the bible eom |
noiretextatique |
Apr-20-09 06:37 PM |
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Everyone now wants her fifteen minutes of fame |
malaise |
Apr-20-09 06:38 PM |
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I don't know . . . could've been a typo. |
Lex |
Apr-20-09 06:39 PM |
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Oh There She Is |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Apr-20-09 06:39 PM |
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I haven't read the bible in years |
JonLP24 |
Apr-20-09 06:41 PM |
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Maybe they were both |
rateyes |
Apr-20-09 07:02 PM |
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It says that Adam & Eve were the *first* people made, but it doesn't say they were the *only* ones |
Ghost in the Machine |
Apr-20-09 07:08 PM |
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Thank God they were |
Politicalboi |
Apr-20-09 08:01 PM |
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Amazingly, they spoke English too! |
Ghost in the Machine |
Apr-21-09 01:43 AM |
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Once you have a mating pair, why the need to "make" more? |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 11:30 PM |
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Well.. if your goal was to inhabit/populate a new world/planet, two wouldn't do it quickly enough |
Ghost in the Machine |
Apr-21-09 01:56 AM |
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I would, but then, *sigh* no has yet asked me to design a planet. |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-21-09 10:17 AM |
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They had sex with the female animals that Adam didn't want as help meets. |
LiberalFighter |
Apr-20-09 07:12 PM |
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I have wanted that question answered for a loooooong time with no luck. n/t |
friedgreentomatoes |
Apr-20-09 11:00 PM |
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That's because the bible is nothing but myth. Don't look for logic in it. |
Hugabear |
Apr-21-09 12:36 AM |
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I'm so sorry that that woman was named after toilet paper. |
FLAprogressive |
Apr-20-09 06:42 PM |
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She assumed that "role" in life too. |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 06:51 PM |
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what does the old testament say about incest? |
frylock |
Apr-20-09 06:45 PM |
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Is Genesis 19 in the OT or the NT |
Coffee and Cake |
Apr-20-09 07:16 PM |
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OT. So, it says, Adam and Eve and Daddy and Daughters? |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 07:21 PM |
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I thought Lot was the one who told some strangers to rape his daughters. |
kestrel91316 |
Apr-20-09 07:37 PM |
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In the Bible it never said Adam married Eve and where did the grandkids come from? |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 06:45 PM |
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Yeah, nice how that whole episode is just kinda glossed over, eh? |
Arugula Latte |
Apr-20-09 07:08 PM |
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Magic, might and myth. It's all there, waiting for Charmaine to spew it |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 07:16 PM |
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Who the heck does she think she is? |
Riceburningluva |
Apr-20-09 06:51 PM |
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She was asked a question about it. |
dem629 |
Apr-20-09 06:53 PM |
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If you do the analysis |
MichaelHarris |
Apr-20-09 06:52 PM |
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I'm going with Mitochondrial Eve, otherwise, it's first degree |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 06:58 PM |
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I've always leaned |
MichaelHarris |
Apr-20-09 10:37 PM |
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"Adam" is Hebrew for |
rateyes |
Apr-20-09 06:58 PM |
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Oh, no. Charmaine "knows" it was Adam and Eve - literally! |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-20-09 07:05 PM |
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.....which is probably where those crazy folks on Coast-To-Coast get |
kestrel91316 |
Apr-20-09 07:40 PM |
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I don't recall "Steve" in the book of Genesis |
CreekDog |
Apr-20-09 07:04 PM |
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God created homosexuality to test us all... |
JuniperLea |
Apr-20-09 07:07 PM |
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Apparently God wants you to market your daughter in sexist "pageants" too. |
NC_Nurse |
Apr-20-09 07:15 PM |
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What a nasty stupid woman. |
Gemini Cat |
Apr-20-09 07:20 PM |
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The bible is full of absolutely absurd bullshit |
RedCappedBandit |
Apr-20-09 07:25 PM |
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Just in case you don't know about this delicious website |
doctor jazz |
Apr-20-09 08:03 PM |
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hehe, thanks. nt |
RedCappedBandit |
Apr-20-09 09:22 PM |
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He he he... |
krispos42 |
Apr-20-09 10:48 PM |
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Since when is the bible the law of the land? |
kestrel91316 |
Apr-20-09 07:34 PM |
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I can't remember whether Adam and Eve were even married. nt |
anonymous171 |
Apr-20-09 07:36 PM |
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Eve was Adam's |
Politicalboi |
Apr-20-09 07:57 PM |
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I wonder if Charmaine ever wondered where Mrs. Cain came from |
doctor jazz |
Apr-20-09 08:01 PM |
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Maybe we should sign her up for the Adam & Steve catalog? |
rucky |
Apr-20-09 08:02 PM |
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it also says it's between (or among, for you sticklers) |
Retrograde |
Apr-20-09 09:02 PM |
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Except Adam and Eve were never married. |
chrisa |
Apr-20-09 09:34 PM |
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What a clever and charming statement! |
Canuckistanian |
Apr-20-09 09:36 PM |
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how witty and original! |
adamuu |
Apr-20-09 09:42 PM |
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does she fail to notice that Eve was the only other human being in the story? |
adamuu |
Apr-20-09 09:44 PM |
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I think Steve only became a "biblical" name in the New Testament era. |
undeterred |
Apr-20-09 09:46 PM |
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Dear Miss NM's mother: When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, |
LynnTheDem |
Apr-20-09 10:10 PM |
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And it also says in the Bible that women should shut up and be submissive. |
krispos42 |
Apr-20-09 10:38 PM |
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The book of Steve is one of the Gnostic Gospels |
CreekDog |
Apr-20-09 11:39 PM |
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But where does Lilith fit in here? |
madmom |
Apr-20-09 11:40 PM |
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she's not in the OT. except as an owl. that story comes from other texts. |
Hannah Bell |
Apr-21-09 12:35 AM |
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You really pushed one of my buttons with this post. |
stevedeshazer |
Apr-21-09 12:02 AM |
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You done well! |
bluedawg12 |
Apr-21-09 10:19 AM |
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of all people, little richard said this years ago..... |
spanone |
Apr-21-09 10:20 AM |
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My guess is that many beauty pagent (not all) contestants are conservative. |
WI_DEM |
Apr-21-09 10:24 AM |
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I'll go you one further... I'm guess many beauty pagent contestants... |
MrMickeysMom |
Apr-21-09 10:29 AM |
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The Bible also says that if your neighbor washes his car or mows his lawn on Sunday, |
salguine |
Apr-21-09 10:39 AM |
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So what...in my book of fairy tales it said bears can talk, live in a house, and eat porridge |
mitchum |
Apr-21-09 04:25 PM |
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Chapter and verse, please? |
KamaAina |
Apr-21-09 04:28 PM |
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WELL I WONDER WHO PERFORMED THE WEDDING BETWEEN ADAM AND EVE? |
southernyankeebelle |
Apr-21-09 04:41 PM |
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Good question. I thought they were shacking up. nt |
Vinca |
Apr-21-09 04:47 PM |
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FUCK THE BIBLE |
ASUliberal |
Apr-21-09 04:45 PM |
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Pretty, daffy, plastic, dumbasses spouting nonsense. Where's MIss Teen USA 2007 |
bertman |
Apr-21-09 05:03 PM |
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I heard that Adam and Eve thing worked out real well for everyone. |
W_HAMILTON |
Apr-21-09 05:25 PM |
#92 |
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