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ben_jenne Donating Member (91 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-30-09 12:28 PM
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3. He lit a match
to check his tank

that's why they call him

skinless Frank

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  -What Darwin had in mind: Man uses lighter to check gas tank babylonsister  Mar-30-09 12:24 PM   #0 
  - According to the Darwin Awards website, it's an honorable mention when the person survives  av8rdave   Mar-30-09 12:26 PM   #1 
  - Yeah, he's still able to reproduce.  backscatter712   Mar-30-09 01:14 PM   #13 
  - If it had been gasoline his troubles would be over.  theoldman   Mar-30-09 12:27 PM   #2 
  - He lit a match  ben_jenne   Mar-30-09 12:28 PM   #3 
  - "Around the curve..lickity-split. It's a beautiful car.......wasn't it."  Chipper Chat   Mar-30-09 12:34 PM   #6 
     - Back seat of the Old Mans' station wagon  ben_jenne   Mar-30-09 12:53 PM   #9 
  - Good thing Lt. Bevis was there to help  omega minimo   Mar-30-09 12:33 PM   #4 
  - Lt. Bevis was later asked what he saw at the scene of the incident.  Sebastian Doyle   Mar-30-09 12:46 PM   #7 
     - LOL  omega minimo   Mar-30-09 12:47 PM   #8 
  - If literary devices ruled the world, the explosion would have blown him all the way  jobycom   Mar-30-09 12:34 PM   #5 
  - I use a flashlight  underpants   Mar-30-09 12:54 PM   #10 
  - Did the cops use a lighter to check his breath?  Tierra_y_Libertad   Mar-30-09 01:09 PM   #11 
  - Kansas Turnpike at rush hour? Glad it wasn't public or anything;  blondeatlast   Mar-30-09 01:13 PM   #12 
  - That's not a gas tank!  Lance_Boyle   Mar-30-09 01:15 PM   #14 
  - gene pool w/o a life guard.  Historic NY   Mar-30-09 01:31 PM   #15 
  - He did it in Kansas, but note that he was from down here in Texas.  damntexdem   Mar-30-09 02:45 PM   #16 

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