FOXnews.com: How To Be A Professional Dominatrix (career advice for women)

[wyldwolf]

I kid you not!

Becoming a dominatrix — a female who takes a dominant role in bondage, discipline, domination and submission — is an attractive option for these women because:

— It offers the convenience of early or nightshift work;

— It enables cute women with bodies bigger than the Barbie-esque figure desired of strippers to work in the sex industry;

— It provides a woman with the opportunity to flog some of the bankers responsible for the current financial mess.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,505504,00.html

Words fail me now... and not because I have a ball gag in my mouth...