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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 04:25 PM
Response to Reply #10
15. "So I clopped the millicent-horse on the gulliver with a
5 foot inflated panhandle..."
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  -Man arrested for assaulting officer's horse with 5' inflatable penis proud2BlibKansan  Mar-23-09 04:11 PM   #0 
  - file this under "News of the Weird"  provis99   Mar-23-09 04:13 PM   #1 
  - We need a Weird News forum  proud2BlibKansan   Mar-23-09 04:14 PM   #3 
  - What I want to know is WHERE DID THE HORSE GET THAT 5 FOOT PLASTIC PENIS?  FormerDittoHead   Mar-23-09 05:11 PM   #28 
  - good.  luvspeas   Mar-23-09 04:13 PM   #2 
  - Where does one get a 5' inflatable dong? Spencer Gifts?  LeftinOH   Mar-23-09 04:15 PM   #4 
  - Five inches on a horse?That's not assaulting, that's insulting.  panader0   Mar-23-09 04:16 PM   #5 
  - Ummm...that's five FEET - not five inches  Cirque du So-What   Mar-23-09 04:19 PM   #11 
     - ?  Blue-Jay   Mar-23-09 04:21 PM   #13 
  - What a dick!  Wickerman   Mar-23-09 04:16 PM   #6 
  - It takes a pretty big dick to mess with a police horse. n/t  Raskolnik   Mar-23-09 04:16 PM   #7 
  - It's not very 'hard' to get arrested these days...  CoffeeCat   Mar-23-09 04:17 PM   #8 
  - Seriously  proud2BlibKansan   Mar-23-09 04:25 PM   #14 
  - He's lucky the horse didn't return the favor...  ddeclue   Mar-23-09 04:17 PM   #9 
  - This is like Monty Python meets A Clockwork Orange  Duer 157099   Mar-23-09 04:18 PM   #10 
  - "So I clopped the millicent-horse on the gulliver with a  XemaSab   Mar-23-09 04:25 PM   #15 
  - A Clockwork Horse?  ddeclue   Mar-23-09 09:58 PM   #31 
  - They are saying that a horse has the same rights as a human being.  arcadian   Mar-23-09 04:19 PM   #12 
  - When it comes to police dogs and horses, that's how it goes.  Raskolnik   Mar-23-09 04:25 PM   #16 
  - I think they're saying that he put the officer in danger.  Kitty Herder   Mar-23-09 04:27 PM   #18 
     - Often, assaulting a police dog or horse is the same as assaulting an "officer."  Raskolnik   Mar-23-09 04:39 PM   #21 
        - So if someone killed a police horse or dog, would they be charged with murder?  Kitty Herder   Mar-23-09 04:42 PM   #24 
           - Again, I'm not looking at the statute(s), but I don't think it extends to that degree  Raskolnik   Mar-23-09 05:03 PM   #26 
  - I would insist on a jury trial, and...  TreasonousBastard   Mar-23-09 04:27 PM   #17 
  - Yes - that would be hilarious  my2sense   Mar-23-09 04:32 PM   #19 
  - Hung Jury? n/t  Spike89   Mar-23-09 04:36 PM   #20 
     - YOU!!!!!!!!!!  Tangerine LaBamba   Mar-23-09 04:39 PM   #22 
     - NICE!  spoony   Mar-23-09 04:43 PM   #25 
     - DUZY Alert!  ddeclue   Mar-23-09 09:59 PM   #32 
  - Why was Rush Limbaugh at this party? Oh yea, that's a 5'11" uninflatable dick!  originalpckelly   Mar-23-09 04:40 PM   #23 
  - You're connecting Lush with the wrong part of the story  IDemo   Mar-23-09 10:00 PM   #33 
  - This thread is useless without pictures. . . . . . . n/t  annabanana   Mar-23-09 05:07 PM   #27 
  - LOL!  proud2BlibKansan   Mar-23-09 09:24 PM   #29 
  - Oh come on now, who hasn't done that?  IDemo   Mar-23-09 09:57 PM   #30 
  - Come'on. Cheney's more than five feet tall!  FloridaJudy   Mar-23-09 10:03 PM   #34 
     - LOL  proud2BlibKansan   Mar-24-09 04:09 AM   #35 
 

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