Reply #81: I'm so glad I'm not an intern on the Hill, tasked with reading e-mail.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Senator: Well, what have we got in the inbox today, Intern?

Intern: Sir, we've got about thirty e-mails complaining about the inavailability of reasonably-priced health care and about eight thousand demanding that you do something to prevent people from being arrested for growing tomatoes.

Senator: Growing the what now?

Intern: Tomatoes.

Senator: Are you sure it's not marijuana? We get lots of demands not to arrest people for growing that.

Intern: No, sir, tomatoes.

Senator: Is this some NRA thing?

Intern: No.

Senator: MoveOn?

Intern: Not that I can see.

Senator: Then who.

Intern: As far as I can tell... it's some guy on a blog.

Senator: Can we arrest people for growing their own blogs?

Intern: I'll look into it.