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Tue Mar-10-09 04:06 AM Response to Original message |
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Should welfare recipients who spend money on cable be fed to smoking pitbulls owned by fat, pedophile, in-vitro-fertilized PUMAs who are sick to death of racist immigrants taking the job of Chavez's secretly abused husband who "provokes" his attacker by neglecting to return shopping carts and who clearly deserves cheese sandwiches but not equal marriage rights because then what if a church is forced to perform the ceremony for publicly-breastfeeding soccer moms riding around in an SUV with Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh?
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| -Crap. I discovered the holy grail of all GD questions: | readmoreoften | Mar-10-09 02:21 AM | #0 |
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Only if they gave birth to 8 children when they already had 6 at home, |
Critters2 | Mar-10-09 02:23 AM | #1 |
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Shopping carts, breastfeeding, Olive Garden. |
uppityperson | Mar-10-09 02:24 AM | #2 |
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Olive garden? |
readmoreoften | Mar-10-09 03:39 AM | #11 |
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Someone went to (big city) and ate at Olive Garden, sparking controversy and shaming |
uppityperson | Mar-10-09 01:06 PM | #33 |
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circumcision! |
Blue_Tires | Mar-10-09 08:01 AM | #26 |
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Please, oh, please let me in on the shopping carts controversy |
rvablue | Mar-10-09 01:24 PM | #35 |
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Do you put your kids in the seat, or in the cart, or let them run amok |
uppityperson | Mar-11-09 01:55 AM | #47 |
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Don't forget spanking. n/t |
cynatnite | Mar-10-09 07:30 PM | #46 |
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Holy shite, GOOD JOB |
nadinbrzezinski | Mar-10-09 02:25 AM | #3 |
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You want some toilet paper with that? |
FrenchieCat | Mar-10-09 02:26 AM | #4 |
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Nickelback. |
billyoc | Mar-10-09 02:34 AM | #5 |
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Oasis |
B o d i | Mar-10-09 02:36 AM | #6 |
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Conflation News Network Online Poll Question? |
ddeclue | Mar-10-09 02:39 AM | #7 |
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Rookie |
coyotespaw | Mar-10-09 02:47 AM | #8 |
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I accept your challenge. |
readmoreoften | Mar-10-09 03:39 AM | #10 |
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Needs more Limbaugh. |
Believing Is Art | Mar-10-09 02:51 AM | #9 |
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The new-improved sentence |
readmoreoften | Mar-10-09 04:06 AM | #12 |
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Good heavens... |
Mother Of Four | Mar-10-09 04:16 AM | #13 |
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Why thank you, thank you. |
readmoreoften | Mar-10-09 04:29 AM | #15 |
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DUrvana |
Believing Is Art | Mar-10-09 04:33 AM | #16 |
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Thank you |
readmoreoften | Mar-10-09 04:41 AM | #17 |
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"Free" popcorn? |
NoPasaran | Mar-10-09 05:46 AM | #18 |
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Yes.. It should be Free-RANGE popcorn..organic free range popcorn.. n/t |
SoCalDem | Mar-10-09 07:39 AM | #23 |
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:poopcorn: |
Heidi | Mar-10-09 07:39 AM | #22 |
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It should only be the popcorn in those foil containers |
Believing Is Art | Mar-10-09 02:52 PM | #41 |
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short answer. Yes. nm |
Morning Dew | Mar-10-09 07:58 AM | #25 |
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You wrote that early in the morning? Good job! And... |
uppityperson | Mar-10-09 01:16 PM | #34 |
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CRAP indeed. |
Richard Steele | Mar-10-09 04:28 AM | #14 |
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You certainly have a feel for the place. n/t |
blindpig | Mar-10-09 07:36 AM | #19 |
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That question is worthless without the mention of corn flake chicken |
SoCalDem | Mar-10-09 07:38 AM | #20 |
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I am forced to recommend this ! |
K Gardner | Mar-10-09 07:39 AM | #21 |
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It's past time for a circumcision flame war.. |
Fumesucker | Mar-10-09 07:48 AM | #24 |
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Narwhals. |
Iggo | Mar-10-09 08:05 AM | #27 |
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Snerk! |
Dorian Gray | Mar-10-09 08:14 AM | #28 |
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needs a pinch of Nader. maybe a smidgen of circumcision. |
KG | Mar-10-09 08:18 AM | #29 |
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You gotta work Nader smoking in an Olive Garden in there somewhere. |
WilliamPitt | Mar-10-09 09:14 AM | #30 |
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only if the pitbulls were breastfed in Walmart after returning the shopping cart to the storefront |
KittyWampus | Mar-10-09 09:17 AM | #31 |
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Can I see your receipt for that question? |
Rosie1223 | Mar-10-09 09:20 AM | #32 |
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Palin babies circumsized with hemp knife in Catholic church by Wal*Mart CEO. |
Maru Kitteh | Mar-10-09 01:25 PM | #36 |
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Could use some "douchebag" and "indigo". |
jakefrep | Mar-10-09 01:40 PM | #37 |
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No spanking? |
NNN0LHI | Mar-10-09 01:43 PM | #38 |
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Are these "people on welfare" armed? |
flvegan | Mar-10-09 01:46 PM | #39 |
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This thread needs more mercury-preserved vaccines. n/t |
lumberjack_jeff | Mar-10-09 01:55 PM | #40 |
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And fluoride! |
Maru Kitteh | Mar-10-09 06:27 PM | #42 |
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you forgot cheese sandwiches |
FLAprogressive | Mar-10-09 06:30 PM | #43 |
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NEW THREAD |
readmoreoften | Mar-10-09 06:32 PM | #44 |
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Add some kudzu to that run-on sentence and it will really go places n/t |
IDemo | Mar-10-09 07:19 PM | #45 |
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