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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-10-09 04:06 AM
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12. The new-improved sentence
Should welfare recipients who spend money on cable be fed to smoking pitbulls owned by fat, pedophile, in-vitro-fertilized PUMAs who are sick to death of racist immigrants taking the job of Chavez's secretly abused husband who "provokes" his attacker by neglecting to return shopping carts and who clearly deserves cheese sandwiches but not equal marriage rights because then what if a church is forced to perform the ceremony for publicly-breastfeeding soccer moms riding around in an SUV with Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh?

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  -Crap. I discovered the holy grail of all GD questions: readmoreoften  Mar-10-09 02:21 AM   #0 
  - Only if they gave birth to 8 children when they already had 6 at home,  Critters2   Mar-10-09 02:23 AM   #1 
  - Shopping carts, breastfeeding, Olive Garden.  uppityperson   Mar-10-09 02:24 AM   #2 
  - Olive garden?  readmoreoften   Mar-10-09 03:39 AM   #11 
  - Someone went to (big city) and ate at Olive Garden, sparking controversy and shaming  uppityperson   Mar-10-09 01:06 PM   #33 
  - circumcision!  Blue_Tires   Mar-10-09 08:01 AM   #26 
  - Please, oh, please let me in on the shopping carts controversy  rvablue   Mar-10-09 01:24 PM   #35 
  - Do you put your kids in the seat, or in the cart, or let them run amok  uppityperson   Mar-11-09 01:55 AM   #47 
  - Don't forget spanking. n/t  cynatnite   Mar-10-09 07:30 PM   #46 
  - Holy shite, GOOD JOB  nadinbrzezinski   Mar-10-09 02:25 AM   #3 
  - You want some toilet paper with that?  FrenchieCat   Mar-10-09 02:26 AM   #4 
  - Nickelback.  billyoc   Mar-10-09 02:34 AM   #5 
  - Oasis  B o d i   Mar-10-09 02:36 AM   #6 
  - Conflation News Network Online Poll Question?  ddeclue   Mar-10-09 02:39 AM   #7 
  - Rookie  coyotespaw   Mar-10-09 02:47 AM   #8 
  - I accept your challenge.  readmoreoften   Mar-10-09 03:39 AM   #10 
  - Needs more Limbaugh.  Believing Is Art   Mar-10-09 02:51 AM   #9 
  - The new-improved sentence  readmoreoften   Mar-10-09 04:06 AM   #12 
  - Good heavens...  Mother Of Four   Mar-10-09 04:16 AM   #13 
  - Why thank you, thank you.  readmoreoften   Mar-10-09 04:29 AM   #15 
  - DUrvana  Believing Is Art   Mar-10-09 04:33 AM   #16 
  - Thank you  readmoreoften   Mar-10-09 04:41 AM   #17 
     - "Free" popcorn?  NoPasaran   Mar-10-09 05:46 AM   #18 
     - Yes.. It should be Free-RANGE free range popcorn.. n/t  SoCalDem   Mar-10-09 07:39 AM   #23 
     - :poopcorn:  Heidi   Mar-10-09 07:39 AM   #22 
     - It should only be the popcorn in those foil containers  Believing Is Art   Mar-10-09 02:52 PM   #41 
  - short answer. Yes. nm  Morning Dew   Mar-10-09 07:58 AM   #25 
  - You wrote that early in the morning? Good job! And...  uppityperson   Mar-10-09 01:16 PM   #34 
  - CRAP indeed.  Richard Steele   Mar-10-09 04:28 AM   #14 
  - You certainly have a feel for the place. n/t  blindpig   Mar-10-09 07:36 AM   #19 
  - That question is worthless without the mention of corn flake chicken  SoCalDem   Mar-10-09 07:38 AM   #20 
  - I am forced to recommend this !  K Gardner   Mar-10-09 07:39 AM   #21 
  - It's past time for a circumcision flame war..  Fumesucker   Mar-10-09 07:48 AM   #24 
  - Narwhals.  Iggo   Mar-10-09 08:05 AM   #27 
  - Snerk!  Dorian Gray   Mar-10-09 08:14 AM   #28 
  - needs a pinch of Nader. maybe a smidgen of circumcision.  KG   Mar-10-09 08:18 AM   #29 
  - You gotta work Nader smoking in an Olive Garden in there somewhere.  WilliamPitt   Mar-10-09 09:14 AM   #30 
  - only if the pitbulls were breastfed in Walmart after returning the shopping cart to the storefront  KittyWampus   Mar-10-09 09:17 AM   #31 
  - Can I see your receipt for that question?  Rosie1223   Mar-10-09 09:20 AM   #32 
  - Palin babies circumsized with hemp knife in Catholic church by Wal*Mart CEO.  Maru Kitteh   Mar-10-09 01:25 PM   #36 
  - Could use some "douchebag" and "indigo".  jakefrep   Mar-10-09 01:40 PM   #37 
  - No spanking?  NNN0LHI   Mar-10-09 01:43 PM   #38 
  - Are these "people on welfare" armed?  flvegan   Mar-10-09 01:46 PM   #39 
  - This thread needs more mercury-preserved vaccines. n/t  lumberjack_jeff   Mar-10-09 01:55 PM   #40 
  - And fluoride!  Maru Kitteh   Mar-10-09 06:27 PM   #42 
  - you forgot cheese sandwiches  FLAprogressive   Mar-10-09 06:30 PM   #43 
  - NEW THREAD  readmoreoften   Mar-10-09 06:32 PM   #44 
  - Add some kudzu to that run-on sentence and it will really go places n/t  IDemo   Mar-10-09 07:19 PM   #45 

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