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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-09 11:10 PM
Response to Reply #63
76. An empty conch
just sounds dirty, doesn't it?
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  -Valentines Day Bi-Partisanship: A Reach-Around the Aisle. Kurovski  Feb-14-09 03:45 PM   #0 
  - He makes my heaving bosom flutter, when his capable hands brandish the massive stimulus package,  myrna minx   Feb-14-09 04:05 PM   #1 
  - So you DO understand!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 04:17 PM   #5 
     - He is far too potent for we mere mortals. We may only bask in the haunting orange glow of this  myrna minx   Feb-14-09 04:35 PM   #10 
        - Verily.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 04:49 PM   #14 
           - We shall cling to each other, trembling like Victorian schoolgirls,  myrna minx   Feb-14-09 05:14 PM   #19 
              - The ways of men remain as mysteries, we wander a Cheops and Giza...  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 05:21 PM   #21 
                 - In the distance, I faintly hear the sound of a slow dragging leg  myrna minx   Feb-14-09 09:05 PM   #67 
                    - For centuries tales have been told,  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 09:20 PM   #69 
                       - Yes. YES! Oh my *god*, YES!  myrna minx   Feb-14-09 09:43 PM   #71 
                          - That's what they say.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 09:46 PM   #72 
  - Dude. You need to get laid, BADLY. Um, what I mean is you need to get laid GOOD, but very urgently.  scarletwoman   Feb-14-09 04:10 PM   #2 
  - But, I just KNOW I can CHANGE him!!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 04:20 PM   #6 
     - Yeah, but you and Obama are still young, we more experienced folks know better.  scarletwoman   Feb-14-09 04:46 PM   #13 
        - But...  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 04:51 PM   #15 
           - Oh. Well if that's the case, I'd like a word with you...  scarletwoman   Feb-14-09 05:07 PM   #18 
              - Clear liquor only.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 05:29 PM   #24 
                 - "Corn likkers make me insane." How can you tell?  scarletwoman   Feb-14-09 05:51 PM   #30 
                    - Well...because when I'm tossing back Jack,  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 06:15 PM   #32 
                       - Oh well, that's nothing.  scarletwoman   Feb-14-09 06:41 PM   #37 
                          - Yes.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 06:54 PM   #41 
                             - Sir, you wrong me! You are grievously mistaken as to my intentions!  scarletwoman   Feb-14-09 07:09 PM   #42 
                                - Oh hell...  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 07:32 PM   #45 
                                - Ah ya know, this snappy Nick & Nora banter takes me back.  JeffR   Feb-14-09 07:47 PM   #54 
                                   - ...and hot-cha-cha.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 07:52 PM   #57 
                                      - And just wait until the withdrawal from Iraq.  JeffR   Feb-14-09 08:02 PM   #61 
                                         - All I'll say is...  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 08:20 PM   #65 
                                            - A little talcum powder might help that.  JeffR   Feb-14-09 09:16 PM   #68 
                                               - All I really need...  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 09:21 PM   #70 
                                                  - One small square... let's see...  JeffR   Feb-14-09 10:42 PM   #74 
                                                     - You mean...  Kurovski   Feb-15-09 02:32 PM   #81 
  - Heh. You said "reach-around"  PBS Poll-435   Feb-14-09 04:11 PM   #3 
  - I sure did!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 04:25 PM   #8 
     - Thanks!  PBS Poll-435   Feb-14-09 04:33 PM   #9 
  - Not so fast.  JeffR   Feb-14-09 04:17 PM   #4 
  - OMG!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 04:24 PM   #7 
  - I do believe the proper proposition to settle this sort of unpleasantness is:  myrna minx   Feb-14-09 04:40 PM   #11 
  - That would look good on a heart!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 04:44 PM   #12 
     - Oh God - this thread alone was well worth it!  Laurab   Feb-15-09 06:14 PM   #87 
     - Thanks for the bailout!  Kurovski   Feb-17-09 02:14 PM   #90 
     - BYOBoehner, my pet.  myrna minx   Feb-20-09 08:24 PM   #94 
  - If John Boehner doesn't let reality stop him  JeffR   Feb-14-09 06:15 PM   #31 
     - Then it's agreed.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 06:49 PM   #40 
        - Until Swampy shows up  JeffR   Feb-14-09 07:35 PM   #49 
        - Has he been crying?  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 07:45 PM   #52 
           - Rumor on Capitol Hill is he woke up one day recently  JeffR   Feb-14-09 07:49 PM   #55 
              - There's a movie about him on Comedy Central tomorrow!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 07:55 PM   #58 
                 - No, he's seriously sad  JeffR   Feb-14-09 08:00 PM   #59 
                    - Ah! Hence the bitter sobsof a SOB.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 08:05 PM   #62 
        - boohoo!  Swamp Rat   Feb-14-09 11:09 PM   #75 
           - Ask  JeffR   Feb-15-09 01:17 AM   #79 
           - You're a real pal Swampy.  Kurovski   Feb-15-09 02:26 PM   #80 
  - I just peed.  WilliamPitt   Feb-15-09 02:46 PM   #83 
  - Save yourself  Patsy Stone   Feb-14-09 05:02 PM   #16 
  - Clooney belongs to the damnable Jon Stewart!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 05:26 PM   #22 
  - Well just damn  SalmonChantedEvening   Feb-14-09 05:03 PM   #17 
  - Patsy says that color combo is the latest thing.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 05:15 PM   #20 
     - Looking like a 1975 Chevy Vega  SalmonChantedEvening   Feb-14-09 05:26 PM   #23 
        - Myself, I'm waiting for John to stop by  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 09:48 PM   #73 
  - Send this to him.  Sparkly   Feb-14-09 05:34 PM   #25 
  - You think I haven't? You see my love as a lazy languisher?  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 06:22 PM   #33 
     - It means "if at first you don't succeed to win your beloved's heart ...  Arugula Latte   Feb-15-09 04:34 PM   #85 
        - Have no fear dear Latte...  Kurovski   Feb-17-09 02:07 PM   #89 
           - That bunny is adorable.  Kurovski   Feb-18-09 03:23 PM   #92 
           - My Immortal Beloved hath now been granted  myrna minx   Feb-20-09 08:14 PM   #93 
  - Nay. I would never laugh at love.  Solly Mack   Feb-14-09 05:44 PM   #26 
  - ...just like the text of the Stimulus Bill...  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 06:24 PM   #34 
     - hehehehe  Solly Mack   Feb-14-09 06:25 PM   #35 
  - OMG  Missy Vixen   Feb-14-09 05:47 PM   #27 
  - You can have both!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 07:49 PM   #56 
  - ROFLMAO  BlancheSplanchnik   Feb-14-09 05:49 PM   #28 
  - This must be one helluva Valentine's Day for you, Kurovski.  janx   Feb-14-09 05:51 PM   #29 
  - This room is full of toxic fumes I can't identify.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 06:45 PM   #39 
  - You sick, twisted freaks. How could he resist?  DCKit   Feb-14-09 06:29 PM   #36 
  - D'ya think?! Oh pleasepleasepleaseplease !!!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 06:43 PM   #38 
     - I'm quivering just thinking about it ; 0  DCKit   Feb-14-09 07:32 PM   #46 
  - I too wish to rhyme with orange.  bleever   Feb-14-09 07:11 PM   #43 
  - It looks French to me.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 07:40 PM   #50 
     - Ah, so it's a verb.  bleever   Feb-14-09 07:46 PM   #53 
        - You can also hear the sound of the ocean...  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 08:09 PM   #63 
           - An empty conch  bleever   Feb-14-09 11:10 PM   #76 
              - At least as dirty as a backroom Senate deal.  Kurovski   Feb-15-09 02:44 PM   #82 
  - Seriously this is way too good  malaise   Feb-14-09 07:15 PM   #44 
  - That is what comes of too much handsome.  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 07:34 PM   #48 
  - K*R and plus a Valentine for one my very favorites  autorank   Feb-14-09 07:34 PM   #47 
  - Brandy is a wine,  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 08:01 PM   #60 
     - We are on the road trip of our lives  autorank   Feb-14-09 08:44 PM   #66 
  - There is ONLY one thing to say, that has not yet been said:  CaliforniaPeggy   Feb-14-09 07:40 PM   #51 
  - Happy Valentines!!  Kurovski   Feb-14-09 08:12 PM   #64 
  - It had to be said.  JeffR   Feb-15-09 12:55 AM   #77 
  - He has a higher purpose than we mere mortals can understand  Horse with no Name   Feb-15-09 01:14 AM   #78 
  - Yes, love is beautiful.  Kurovski   Feb-15-09 02:47 PM   #84 
  - Ours is not to question the ways of the Boehner.  Arugula Latte   Feb-15-09 04:36 PM   #86 
  - kick  DeepBlueC   Feb-15-09 07:22 PM   #88 
  - Before I sign-off, allow me to leave a little something behind.  Kurovski   Feb-17-09 03:09 PM   #91 
 

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