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booley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-11-09 10:59 PM
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80. He needed to special order his birth certificate?!
Edited on Wed Feb-11-09 11:00 PM by booley
There's a special company that does it?

I just went to City Hall, said which city I was born in, showed my Driver's license and paid my ten bucks.

where does this guy live?
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  -A Freep's Lament (snicker): True Story: "UPS Driver Tells Me More Birth Certificates Being Ordered" stevedeshazer  Feb-11-09 04:50 PM   #0 
  - What?  rcrush   Feb-11-09 04:52 PM   #1 
  - "As I've never had a PP"  rurallib   Feb-11-09 04:52 PM   #2 
  - Passport. Lot's of freeper-types have never been out of the country. nt  Ilsa   Feb-11-09 04:55 PM   #5 
  - Very true! Most of my fundy family have never set foot on an airplane.  EmilyAnne   Feb-11-09 06:49 PM   #48 
  - Lot's of them still need Mom's permission to leave the yard  SmileyRose   Feb-11-09 11:29 PM   #84 
  - I've never been out of the country.  Maru Kitteh   Feb-12-09 01:16 AM   #86 
  - I've only been out of the country once and have no passport  Frank Cannon   Feb-12-09 06:43 AM   #89 
  - lol, I was thinking the same thing too  Maine-ah   Feb-12-09 06:58 AM   #93 
  - No. It means exactly what it says.  Ilsa   Feb-12-09 05:05 PM   #106 
  - Many have never left Mom's basement  DesertRat   Feb-12-09 06:56 AM   #91 
  - Maybe he needs to see  JFN1   Feb-11-09 04:57 PM   #8 
  - He never had a passport  karynnj   Feb-11-09 04:57 PM   #10 
  - Yeah, like how'd that immuh-grashun person not reelize he's not a turrurrist. nt  Ilsa   Feb-11-09 05:11 PM   #26 
     - lol  karynnj   Feb-11-09 07:15 PM   #54 
  - Pass Port?????....Bwhahahaha....n/t  monmouth   Feb-11-09 04:58 PM   #11 
  - LMAO  Bobbie Jo   Feb-11-09 07:00 PM   #51 
  - ...  Fridays Child   Feb-11-09 04:59 PM   #12 
  - and he wonders why his wife left him?  SoCalDem   Feb-11-09 05:05 PM   #19 
  - Porta Potty.....of course.  Bobbie Jo   Feb-11-09 07:34 PM   #55 
  - Tis a genuine Freepism.  GoneOffShore   Feb-11-09 07:48 PM   #60 
  - LOL  elizfeelinggreat   Feb-12-09 04:59 PM   #105 
  - All dressed up and no where to go! And where do they think they'll be taking the guns?  Ilsa   Feb-11-09 04:54 PM   #3 
  - I wondered that too. Guns and passports don't go together very well.  Avalux   Feb-11-09 04:57 PM   #9 
  - How are they going to maneuver the wall...  liberalmuse   Feb-11-09 05:05 PM   #20 
  - And don't forget the beer. I don't know if freepers will drink the Canadian stuff! And  Ilsa   Feb-11-09 05:10 PM   #25 
  - The last thing you want to do  comrade snarky   Feb-11-09 08:44 PM   #65 
  - Oh great gods no, they're the reason I am IN Canada in the first place.  Eryemil   Feb-12-09 01:25 AM   #87 
  - Where are they going to land when they flee the country?  gratuitous   Feb-11-09 04:55 PM   #4 
  - Here's one who's headed for the Phillipine rice paddies.  mwb970   Feb-12-09 07:00 AM   #94 
  - Forget Europe or Australia, were it is illegal to carry a gun...  MillieJo   Feb-12-09 04:38 PM   #102 
  - First off  rpannier   Feb-11-09 04:55 PM   #6 
  - Yes, because Hillary just made up the rule that you need a birth cert to get a passport  Viking12   Feb-11-09 04:55 PM   #7 
  - That got me too.  susanna   Feb-11-09 05:34 PM   #41 
  - Yeah, Hillary is sitting at her State Dep't desk,  chollybocker   Feb-11-09 05:00 PM   #13 
  - And then she googles people to see if they post at batshit right-wing message boards.  LeftyMom   Feb-11-09 05:04 PM   #18 
  - and stamping R's on them.  unapatriciated   Feb-11-09 07:53 PM   #61 
  - !!!  SammyWinstonJack   Feb-11-09 05:02 PM   #14 
  - Yup, there's an exodus going on  Missy Vixen   Feb-11-09 05:02 PM   #15 
  - Don't let the screen door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya, there, friend!  Critters2   Feb-11-09 05:09 PM   #23 
     - I can only imagine how many over there are reading and making a plan  Missy Vixen   Feb-11-09 05:51 PM   #42 
  - Hey FReeper,  XemaSab   Feb-11-09 05:03 PM   #16 
  - I notice that people who never travel are the ones to judge other countries the most  Fleshdancer   Feb-11-09 05:03 PM   #17 
  - "Red Tsunami" Someone is too stupid to tell blue from red.  NutmegYankee   Feb-11-09 05:05 PM   #21 
  - I believe this is a True Story. This little freep has never had a PP.  EFerrari   Feb-11-09 05:07 PM   #22 
  - Where are they gonna go?  arcadian   Feb-11-09 05:09 PM   #24 
  - Paraguay?  DKRC   Feb-11-09 05:22 PM   #34 
  - I would imagine they'll all pile into the family limousine and  pipi_k   Feb-11-09 09:24 PM   #69 
  - The Freepers are leaving? Awesome!  JuniperLea   Feb-11-09 05:12 PM   #27 
  - Employment Opportunity: We could escort freepers to the border. Ask  Ilsa   Feb-11-09 05:16 PM   #28 
  - Praytell, where are idiot freepers going to go?  XanaDUer   Feb-11-09 05:17 PM   #29 
  - Who'd have the simple motherfuckers?  lonestarnot   Feb-11-09 05:19 PM   #30 
     - One suggestion...  pipi_k   Feb-11-09 09:28 PM   #71 
  - Odd.. every request of birth certificates that we ever made,  SoCalDem   Feb-11-09 05:19 PM   #31 
  - Yep. n/t  EFerrari   Feb-11-09 05:20 PM   #33 
  - That's what got me, too.  tnlefty   Feb-11-09 05:30 PM   #37 
  - Same with my family. nt  Hekate   Feb-11-09 11:24 PM   #83 
  - Haha. Good luck finding a more right-wing asylym than the US.  denverbill   Feb-11-09 05:20 PM   #32 
  - And most of them won't take everyone  DesertRat   Feb-12-09 07:01 AM   #95 
  - Former British Empire and/or English-speaking seems a major criteria there  Maeve   Feb-12-09 07:12 AM   #97 
  - They ain't gonna like Ireland  XanaDUer   Feb-12-09 04:56 PM   #103 
  - So.... where are they planning this hegira TO?  TygrBright   Feb-11-09 05:22 PM   #35 
  - Love it or leave it, freepers.  hvn_nbr_2   Feb-11-09 05:25 PM   #36 
  - I don't know what it is with UPS  Still Sensible   Feb-11-09 05:31 PM   #38 
  - Is that why they wear brown shirts?  chollybocker   Feb-11-09 05:34 PM   #40 
  - Good one! nt  Chorophyll   Feb-11-09 06:52 PM   #49 
  - Weird. UPS is a huge union shop. n/t  Bolo Boffin   Feb-11-09 08:26 PM   #62 
     - I Wanna Know  RobinA   Feb-11-09 08:48 PM   #66 
     - I know, it drives me nuts. n/t  Still Sensible   Feb-11-09 09:24 PM   #70 
  - LOL, i got my BC the other day as a matter of fact.  honoluludaniel   Feb-11-09 05:34 PM   #39 
  - So they're gonna run?  Iggo   Feb-11-09 05:53 PM   #43 
  - Why do they need passports to escape the country if they think it's going to be so damn bad?  Berry Cool   Feb-11-09 06:29 PM   #44 
  - I'm with you, Berry! The sooner the better.  Fire1   Feb-11-09 10:26 PM   #75 
  - How does the UPS driver know what's in the envelope/package?  madmom   Feb-11-09 06:36 PM   #45 
  - The major supplier of birth certificates by mail, VitalChek is on the envelope  depakid   Feb-11-09 06:44 PM   #47 
  - Anyone else see the irony of a Freeper not having immediate access to a "Birth Certificate"?  brooklynite   Feb-11-09 06:40 PM   #46 
  - ROFL!  Fleshdancer   Feb-11-09 06:53 PM   #50 
  - HAHA I was thinking the same thing  cherish44   Feb-11-09 07:07 PM   #53 
  - Excellent point.  stevedeshazer   Feb-11-09 07:35 PM   #56 
  - I also thought of that, asked SO if he/she would get a copy or the REAL thing? LOL  madmom   Feb-11-09 09:10 PM   #68 
  - And he's not even getting an original. Fraud!  Occam Bandage   Feb-11-09 10:30 PM   #78 
  - Wait until they find out what real gun restrictions are!  Dukkha   Feb-11-09 07:06 PM   #52 
  - One of the morons thought moving to Hong Kong  MineralMan   Feb-11-09 07:40 PM   #57 
  - Of course more are being ordered  WolverineDG   Feb-11-09 07:44 PM   #58 
  - Also  RobinA   Feb-11-09 08:50 PM   #67 
  - Passports and Child Support  MineralMan   Feb-11-09 07:44 PM   #59 
  - I hope the freepers will leave in droves  Betty   Feb-11-09 08:35 PM   #63 
  - "Everytime a bell rings, a Freeper leaves the USA."  XanaDUer   Feb-12-09 04:59 PM   #104 
  - Great! They can all move to newly liberated Iraq.  Incitatus   Feb-11-09 08:41 PM   #64 
  - Where are they going? What country is more Conservative? Saudi Arabia?  tsuki   Feb-11-09 09:44 PM   #72 
  - Estonia  varelse   Feb-11-09 10:28 PM   #76 
  - 'Estonia has the freeset economy in eastern Europe.'  stevedeshazer   Feb-11-09 11:49 PM   #85 
  - Estonia? I can't wait. Is there a fund I can contribute to? eoq  tsuki   Feb-12-09 06:37 AM   #88 
  - Apparently, the Dominican Republic is one possibility.  mwb970   Feb-12-09 07:11 AM   #96 
     - Election fraud. Sounds like their kind of place. nt  tsuki   Feb-12-09 01:44 PM   #98 
  - Guys, while I might mock a freeper trip to yell and rant at Specter,  janx   Feb-11-09 09:50 PM   #73 
  - A Pug who's never had a passport. How deeply surprising.  burning rain   Feb-11-09 10:02 PM   #74 
  - Where do they think they'll be going with their guns and passports?  Occam Bandage   Feb-11-09 10:29 PM   #77 
  - They really and truly were not paying attention to the gutting of our Bill of Rights, were they?  Hekate   Feb-11-09 10:39 PM   #79 
  - He needed to special order his birth certificate?!  booley   Feb-11-09 10:59 PM   #80 
  - Don't worry, he will make it, including his guns  rufus dog   Feb-11-09 11:10 PM   #81 
  - LOL. what a bunch of nutcases  yodoobo   Feb-11-09 11:13 PM   #82 
  - "Love it or leave it."  mwb970   Feb-12-09 06:44 AM   #90 
  - Freepers are action heroes in the movies in their minds.  Orsino   Feb-12-09 06:57 AM   #92 
  - Love it or leave it, Freeps.  Arugula Latte   Feb-12-09 01:48 PM   #99 
  - I love that they talk about leaving, but  margotb822   Feb-12-09 01:52 PM   #100 
  - I can go over and help 'em pack - n/t  Jim__   Feb-12-09 02:29 PM   #101 

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