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Wed Feb-11-09 07:44 PM
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| 59. Passports and Child Support |
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From the State Department site:
"Section 51.70 (a) (8) of Title 22 of the Code of Federal Regulations states, in part, that if you are certified to Passport Services by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) to be in arrears of child support payments in excess of $2,500, you are ineligible to receive a U.S. passport ."
Oopsie! For lots of Freepers, this will be the thing that keeps them from getting a passport at all. In dozens of threads, the rants against paying child support to their sluts of ex-wives demonstrate that they are in arrears already. A couple of these morons have admitted that they are hiding from child support. That's why they fight a national ID card, the updated driver's licenses, and other data-based identity stuff.
And now...they can't even get a passport. Hell...they might have to stay right here in the Communist States of America. Dayum!
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| -A Freep's Lament (snicker): True Story: "UPS Driver Tells Me More Birth Certificates Being Ordered" |
stevedeshazer |
Feb-11-09 04:50 PM |
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What? |
rcrush |
Feb-11-09 04:52 PM |
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"As I've never had a PP" |
rurallib |
Feb-11-09 04:52 PM |
#2 |
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Passport. Lot's of freeper-types have never been out of the country. nt |
Ilsa |
Feb-11-09 04:55 PM |
#5 |
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Very true! Most of my fundy family have never set foot on an airplane. |
EmilyAnne |
Feb-11-09 06:49 PM |
#48 |
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Lot's of them still need Mom's permission to leave the yard |
SmileyRose |
Feb-11-09 11:29 PM |
#84 |
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I've never been out of the country. |
Maru Kitteh |
Feb-12-09 01:16 AM |
#86 |
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I've only been out of the country once and have no passport |
Frank Cannon |
Feb-12-09 06:43 AM |
#89 |
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lol, I was thinking the same thing too |
Maine-ah |
Feb-12-09 06:58 AM |
#93 |
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No. It means exactly what it says. |
Ilsa |
Feb-12-09 05:05 PM |
#106 |
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Many have never left Mom's basement |
DesertRat |
Feb-12-09 06:56 AM |
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Maybe he needs to see |
JFN1 |
Feb-11-09 04:57 PM |
#8 |
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He never had a passport |
karynnj |
Feb-11-09 04:57 PM |
#10 |
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Yeah, like how'd that immuh-grashun person not reelize he's not a turrurrist. nt |
Ilsa |
Feb-11-09 05:11 PM |
#26 |
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lol |
karynnj |
Feb-11-09 07:15 PM |
#54 |
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Pass Port?????....Bwhahahaha....n/t |
monmouth |
Feb-11-09 04:58 PM |
#11 |
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LMAO |
Bobbie Jo |
Feb-11-09 07:00 PM |
#51 |
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... |
Fridays Child |
Feb-11-09 04:59 PM |
#12 |
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and he wonders why his wife left him? |
SoCalDem |
Feb-11-09 05:05 PM |
#19 |
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Porta Potty.....of course. |
Bobbie Jo |
Feb-11-09 07:34 PM |
#55 |
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Tis a genuine Freepism. |
GoneOffShore |
Feb-11-09 07:48 PM |
#60 |
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LOL |
elizfeelinggreat |
Feb-12-09 04:59 PM |
#105 |
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All dressed up and no where to go! And where do they think they'll be taking the guns? |
Ilsa |
Feb-11-09 04:54 PM |
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I wondered that too. Guns and passports don't go together very well. |
Avalux |
Feb-11-09 04:57 PM |
#9 |
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How are they going to maneuver the wall... |
liberalmuse |
Feb-11-09 05:05 PM |
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And don't forget the beer. I don't know if freepers will drink the Canadian stuff! And |
Ilsa |
Feb-11-09 05:10 PM |
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The last thing you want to do |
comrade snarky |
Feb-11-09 08:44 PM |
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Oh great gods no, they're the reason I am IN Canada in the first place. |
Eryemil |
Feb-12-09 01:25 AM |
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Where are they going to land when they flee the country? |
gratuitous |
Feb-11-09 04:55 PM |
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Here's one who's headed for the Phillipine rice paddies. |
mwb970 |
Feb-12-09 07:00 AM |
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Forget Europe or Australia, were it is illegal to carry a gun... |
MillieJo |
Feb-12-09 04:38 PM |
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First off |
rpannier |
Feb-11-09 04:55 PM |
#6 |
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Yes, because Hillary just made up the rule that you need a birth cert to get a passport |
Viking12 |
Feb-11-09 04:55 PM |
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That got me too. |
susanna |
Feb-11-09 05:34 PM |
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Yeah, Hillary is sitting at her State Dep't desk, |
chollybocker |
Feb-11-09 05:00 PM |
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And then she googles people to see if they post at batshit right-wing message boards. |
LeftyMom |
Feb-11-09 05:04 PM |
#18 |
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and stamping R's on them. |
unapatriciated |
Feb-11-09 07:53 PM |
#61 |
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!!! |
SammyWinstonJack |
Feb-11-09 05:02 PM |
#14 |
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Yup, there's an exodus going on |
Missy Vixen |
Feb-11-09 05:02 PM |
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Don't let the screen door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya, there, friend! |
Critters2 |
Feb-11-09 05:09 PM |
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I can only imagine how many over there are reading and making a plan |
Missy Vixen |
Feb-11-09 05:51 PM |
#42 |
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Hey FReeper, |
XemaSab |
Feb-11-09 05:03 PM |
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I notice that people who never travel are the ones to judge other countries the most |
Fleshdancer |
Feb-11-09 05:03 PM |
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"Red Tsunami" Someone is too stupid to tell blue from red. |
NutmegYankee |
Feb-11-09 05:05 PM |
#21 |
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I believe this is a True Story. This little freep has never had a PP. |
EFerrari |
Feb-11-09 05:07 PM |
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Where are they gonna go? |
arcadian |
Feb-11-09 05:09 PM |
#24 |
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Paraguay? |
DKRC |
Feb-11-09 05:22 PM |
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I would imagine they'll all pile into the family limousine and |
pipi_k |
Feb-11-09 09:24 PM |
#69 |
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The Freepers are leaving? Awesome! |
JuniperLea |
Feb-11-09 05:12 PM |
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Employment Opportunity: We could escort freepers to the border. Ask |
Ilsa |
Feb-11-09 05:16 PM |
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Praytell, where are idiot freepers going to go? |
XanaDUer |
Feb-11-09 05:17 PM |
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Who'd have the simple motherfuckers? |
lonestarnot |
Feb-11-09 05:19 PM |
#30 |
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One suggestion... |
pipi_k |
Feb-11-09 09:28 PM |
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Odd.. every request of birth certificates that we ever made, |
SoCalDem |
Feb-11-09 05:19 PM |
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Yep. n/t |
EFerrari |
Feb-11-09 05:20 PM |
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That's what got me, too. |
tnlefty |
Feb-11-09 05:30 PM |
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Same with my family. nt |
Hekate |
Feb-11-09 11:24 PM |
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Haha. Good luck finding a more right-wing asylym than the US. |
denverbill |
Feb-11-09 05:20 PM |
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And most of them won't take everyone |
DesertRat |
Feb-12-09 07:01 AM |
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Former British Empire and/or English-speaking seems a major criteria there |
Maeve |
Feb-12-09 07:12 AM |
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They ain't gonna like Ireland |
XanaDUer |
Feb-12-09 04:56 PM |
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So.... where are they planning this hegira TO? |
TygrBright |
Feb-11-09 05:22 PM |
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Love it or leave it, freepers. |
hvn_nbr_2 |
Feb-11-09 05:25 PM |
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I don't know what it is with UPS |
Still Sensible |
Feb-11-09 05:31 PM |
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Is that why they wear brown shirts? |
chollybocker |
Feb-11-09 05:34 PM |
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Good one! nt |
Chorophyll |
Feb-11-09 06:52 PM |
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Weird. UPS is a huge union shop. n/t |
Bolo Boffin |
Feb-11-09 08:26 PM |
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I Wanna Know |
RobinA |
Feb-11-09 08:48 PM |
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I know, it drives me nuts. n/t |
Still Sensible |
Feb-11-09 09:24 PM |
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LOL, i got my BC the other day as a matter of fact. |
honoluludaniel |
Feb-11-09 05:34 PM |
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So they're gonna run? |
Iggo |
Feb-11-09 05:53 PM |
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Why do they need passports to escape the country if they think it's going to be so damn bad? |
Berry Cool |
Feb-11-09 06:29 PM |
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I'm with you, Berry! The sooner the better. |
Fire1 |
Feb-11-09 10:26 PM |
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How does the UPS driver know what's in the envelope/package? |
madmom |
Feb-11-09 06:36 PM |
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The major supplier of birth certificates by mail, VitalChek is on the envelope |
depakid |
Feb-11-09 06:44 PM |
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Anyone else see the irony of a Freeper not having immediate access to a "Birth Certificate"? |
brooklynite |
Feb-11-09 06:40 PM |
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ROFL! |
Fleshdancer |
Feb-11-09 06:53 PM |
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HAHA I was thinking the same thing |
cherish44 |
Feb-11-09 07:07 PM |
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Excellent point. |
stevedeshazer |
Feb-11-09 07:35 PM |
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I also thought of that, asked SO if he/she would get a copy or the REAL thing? LOL |
madmom |
Feb-11-09 09:10 PM |
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And he's not even getting an original. Fraud! |
Occam Bandage |
Feb-11-09 10:30 PM |
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Wait until they find out what real gun restrictions are! |
Dukkha |
Feb-11-09 07:06 PM |
#52 |
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One of the morons thought moving to Hong Kong |
MineralMan |
Feb-11-09 07:40 PM |
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Of course more are being ordered |
WolverineDG |
Feb-11-09 07:44 PM |
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Also |
RobinA |
Feb-11-09 08:50 PM |
#67 |
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Passports and Child Support |
MineralMan |
Feb-11-09 07:44 PM |
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I hope the freepers will leave in droves |
Betty |
Feb-11-09 08:35 PM |
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"Everytime a bell rings, a Freeper leaves the USA." |
XanaDUer |
Feb-12-09 04:59 PM |
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Great! They can all move to newly liberated Iraq. |
Incitatus |
Feb-11-09 08:41 PM |
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Where are they going? What country is more Conservative? Saudi Arabia? |
tsuki |
Feb-11-09 09:44 PM |
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Estonia |
varelse |
Feb-11-09 10:28 PM |
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'Estonia has the freeset economy in eastern Europe.' |
stevedeshazer |
Feb-11-09 11:49 PM |
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Estonia? I can't wait. Is there a fund I can contribute to? eoq |
tsuki |
Feb-12-09 06:37 AM |
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Apparently, the Dominican Republic is one possibility. |
mwb970 |
Feb-12-09 07:11 AM |
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Election fraud. Sounds like their kind of place. nt |
tsuki |
Feb-12-09 01:44 PM |
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Guys, while I might mock a freeper trip to yell and rant at Specter, |
janx |
Feb-11-09 09:50 PM |
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A Pug who's never had a passport. How deeply surprising. |
burning rain |
Feb-11-09 10:02 PM |
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Where do they think they'll be going with their guns and passports? |
Occam Bandage |
Feb-11-09 10:29 PM |
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They really and truly were not paying attention to the gutting of our Bill of Rights, were they? |
Hekate |
Feb-11-09 10:39 PM |
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He needed to special order his birth certificate?! |
booley |
Feb-11-09 10:59 PM |
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Don't worry, he will make it, including his guns |
rufus dog |
Feb-11-09 11:10 PM |
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LOL. what a bunch of nutcases |
yodoobo |
Feb-11-09 11:13 PM |
#82 |
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"Love it or leave it." |
mwb970 |
Feb-12-09 06:44 AM |
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Freepers are action heroes in the movies in their minds. |
Orsino |
Feb-12-09 06:57 AM |
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Love it or leave it, Freeps. |
Arugula Latte |
Feb-12-09 01:48 PM |
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I love that they talk about leaving, but |
margotb822 |
Feb-12-09 01:52 PM |
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I can go over and help 'em pack - n/t |
Jim__ |
Feb-12-09 02:29 PM |
#101 |