Reply #4: Where are they going to land when they flee the country?

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Obviously, they're going to apply for asylum as refugees who fear for their lives should they have to return to the United States. Where are they going to go? Canada and its socialized medicine? Mexico and all those swarthy brown folks? Or further afield? And how do they plan to get all their guns and ammo into their new land of freedom? Other countries aren't quite as (shall we say) liberal about their gun policies as the United States; and particularly not where a refugee seems to be deranged.

And, since birth certificates are matters of public record, they are administered by government agencies. What "company" is our scared little friend ordering his birth certificate from?

These guys are a laugh a minute. I just wish they didn't have quite such easy access to firearms and ammunition.