Reply #47: They're finally ready to start the Bush administration?

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Because they weren't ready to say that the Bush years had started because of that gosh-darn budget surplus Bill Clinton left. But George took care of that toot fucking sweet. Then Bush's presidency really couldn't get started because of 9/11. Then the invasion of Afghanistan. Then the invasion of Iraq. It seemed like there was always something derailing the True Start of the Bush Administration. That whole Terri Schiavo fiasco was another diversion. And the re-election campaign. And the 2006 mid-terms. Gosh, it seemed like there was just never going to be a time to let Bush be Bush. Then the mean old Democrats kept trying to pass legislation out of Congress, and Dubya was so busy vetoing stuff, he didn't have time for presidenting. And now Obama's in the Oval Office, and dang but Bush never really got a chance!

Fuck you, you fucking Freeper fuckers. That was your presidency; everything you ever dreamed of from the warrantless wiretaps to the anthrax poisonings to the torture. It went exactly as scripted, and they didn't waste a goddammed second.