Reply #5: I can see it now:

[Rocknrule]

If Bush started a nuclear war and wiped out every life form on the planet except one of his die-hard supporters, that one survivor would be crawling out of smoldering wreckage, sprouting extra eyes and having his arms transform into tentacles from the nuclear radiation. With his last breath, he says:

"Thank God Bush was in office! I shudder to think how much worse it would've been if a Democrat was president!"