Please have pity on me and show a little sympathy.

[kentuck]

Never mind that I screwed you and your country for eight years. I did whatever I wanted. I tortured prisoners. I sent them to other countries to be tortured. I lied to the American people so I could invade Iraq and get rid of that tyrant, Saddam. I spied on whomever I wanted to. I ignored the Constitution. After all, it is nothing but a piece of paper. I used Karl Rove and my propaganda machine to the fullest extent. I destroyed the American economy and free markets will never be the same again. I turned the whole world against America. I flew onto the deck of an aircraft and declared that the Mission was Accomplished. Just when the entire country of Iraq was about to collapse, I decided to bribe our enemies, the Sunnis, with American tax dollars by the billions. We called it the "surge" but it was nothing more than an outright bribe. Please have pity on me and show a little sympathy. Please?