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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-08 08:12 AM
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19. For having an all powerful God
I've never seen such a group of scared little children in my life. "Please come quickly Lord Jesus. People are picking on me WAHHHHHH!!!!"
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  -Rapture Alert: Robotic bugs have been developed to record Christians in their homes Bluebear  Dec-05-08 03:04 AM   #0 
  - Wow. After reading that excerpt I need to listen to Janis Joplin  Old Crusoe   Dec-05-08 03:05 AM   #1 
  - OMFG  Jamastiene   Dec-05-08 03:07 AM   #2 
  - That person needs pills, and a big nurse to make sure (s)he takes them.  LeftyMom   Dec-05-08 03:09 AM   #3 
  - Those goddamn little gay robot spiders are all over my house  Sebastian Doyle   Dec-05-08 03:10 AM   #4 
  - It's part of the evil gay robot spider agenda  Downtown Hound   Dec-05-08 03:17 AM   #5 
  - As has been said in other similar situations...  adsosletter   Dec-05-08 03:22 AM   #6 
  - And, if I may add.  old mark   Dec-05-08 03:31 AM   #7 
  - Bugs in Christian home  azurnoir   Dec-05-08 03:39 AM   #8 
  - What gay invasion of a church? Kill every fly, spider, and mosquito before saying a word? Yikes.  Hekate   Dec-05-08 03:43 AM   #9 
  - omg  ccharles000   Dec-05-08 03:55 AM   #10 
  - "Get out of bed each morning and kill every fly, spider, and mosquito..."  charlie   Dec-05-08 03:57 AM   #11 
  - 'am told by a reliable source within the psychiatric community that when  Old Crusoe   Dec-05-08 04:19 AM   #12 
  - Maybe somebody's been spiking the communion wine with a little "liquid sunshine"?  Sebastian Doyle   Dec-05-08 11:01 AM   #33 
     - Now THAT is a damned festive looking messianic figure.  Old Crusoe   Dec-05-08 08:04 PM   #36 
  - I want to mail this guy ant antfarm. n/t  SalmonChantedEvening   Dec-05-08 05:22 AM   #13 
  - I'm thinking some weatherstripping, duct tape, plastic sheeting and a case of bug bombs.  LeftyMom   Dec-05-08 05:28 AM   #14 
     - When you think they can't get any scarier, they prove you SO wrong.  SalmonChantedEvening   Dec-05-08 05:39 AM   #15 
  - Well, at least that will keep them occupied  MadHound   Dec-05-08 05:43 AM   #16 
  - Tom DeLay: Urgent Calls On Line 1,2,,3,,,,,  Demeter   Dec-05-08 05:57 AM   #17 
  - Why do I have the opening sequence of 'Scanner Darkly'  junofeb   Dec-05-08 07:43 AM   #18 
  - No doubt  shadowknows69   Dec-05-08 08:12 AM   #20 
  - Haha, it's cool to see your avatar.  ContinentalOp   Dec-05-08 08:12 PM   #37 
  - For having an all powerful God  shadowknows69   Dec-05-08 08:12 AM   #19 
  - "~Come quickly, Lord Jesus~"  Vickers   Dec-05-08 08:15 AM   #21 
  - It would be great fun to sneak into one of these people's homes  IDemo   Dec-05-08 08:21 AM   #22 
  - !!  WritersBlock   Dec-05-08 09:00 AM   #29 
  - Though I don't condone this and would never do it, how 'bout releasing a few roaches  tom_paine   Dec-05-08 09:02 AM   #30 
  - OMG.....Gay spies are violating FISA !!!  marmar   Dec-05-08 08:24 AM   #23 
  - I'm not surprised by this point of view...  noel711   Dec-05-08 08:27 AM   #24 
  - Hey, don't make fun  spinbaby   Dec-05-08 08:32 AM   #25 
  - OH dear God  BoneDaddy   Dec-05-08 08:40 AM   #26 
  - This sort-of reminds me of the film (and play) "Bug" ..with Ashley Judd...  LeftinOH   Dec-05-08 08:45 AM   #27 
  - One must wonder what the code words "fly, spider and mosquito" mean.  Lance_Boyle   Dec-05-08 08:55 AM   #28 
  - Just wait until the Robotic Anal Probes show up  Ezlivin   Dec-05-08 09:19 AM   #31 
  - when it comes down to it, The true Christian is the enemy of the world  XOKCowboy   Dec-05-08 10:06 AM   #32 
  - I thought for sure this was an Onion article.  sarcasmo   Dec-05-08 11:23 AM   #34 
  - How the fuck did they discover my gay nanobots?  Swamp Rat   Dec-05-08 02:25 PM   #35 
 

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