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Tue Dec-02-08 03:29 AM
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| 98. The only thing that easy bake oven could have done |
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Is give you an appreciation for the culinary arts. I'm stunned at lengths people go to explain homosexuality by denying that it's anything but another one of nature's curiosities.
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| -My mom just blamed me being gay on my easy-bake oven. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:13 AM |
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You want to freak her out? |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-01-08 04:23 AM |
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lol |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:25 AM |
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overbearing mothers ... |
zbdent |
Dec-01-08 07:36 AM |
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and then thank her for BUYING you the oven |
SoCalDem |
Dec-01-08 04:26 PM |
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Did she mean the cooking or the contaminants in the food? |
spoony |
Dec-01-08 04:24 AM |
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I believe she thinks it was a girls toy |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:27 AM |
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Hey check this out |
spoony |
Dec-01-08 04:37 AM |
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She doesn't 'understand,' |
elleng |
Dec-01-08 04:25 AM |
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Lawdy. |
Tandalayo_Scheisskopf |
Dec-01-08 04:30 AM |
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Damn.. what were you baking in that little thing? |
hlthe2b |
Dec-01-08 04:31 AM |
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I pretty much cut off contact with my father... |
Eryemil |
Dec-01-08 04:33 AM |
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So, Hasbro has been behind teh Gay Agenda all along. |
shadowknows69 |
Dec-01-08 04:38 AM |
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Tell her that she is right... |
Luminous Animal |
Dec-01-08 04:40 AM |
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I can't do that |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:44 AM |
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Just joshin' |
Luminous Animal |
Dec-01-08 04:51 AM |
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tell her you like who you are and what you are |
CreekDog |
Dec-01-08 10:24 PM |
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BTW charles, I made a bit of a joke in this thread but please know |
shadowknows69 |
Dec-01-08 04:48 AM |
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thanks |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:52 AM |
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Hey, tell her it is her "fault." |
Behind the Aegis |
Dec-01-08 04:51 AM |
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"i am woman?" that is such a CUTE story--and funny. "theatrical!" |
orleans |
Dec-01-08 04:41 PM |
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You mean the one that BOTH my son's want? |
DiverDave |
Dec-01-08 04:54 AM |
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Honestly ccharles, you should bake her a really nice cake for Christmas. |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-01-08 05:03 AM |
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Wouldn't it take a Hell of a long time to bake an entire gingerbread house |
Sebastian Doyle |
Dec-02-08 02:14 AM |
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LOL! Not with the Easy Bake! LOL! With a real oven! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-02-08 03:02 AM |
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It wasn't the oven it was the cinnamon bun recipe. That turned my sister into a lesbian |
gbrooks |
Dec-01-08 05:09 AM |
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San dan donia! |
lonestarnot |
Dec-01-08 05:11 AM |
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I cooked supper for the wife last night... with a real oven! |
JeffR |
Dec-01-08 05:13 AM |
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Yeah...But what did you cook? |
prodn2000 |
Dec-01-08 09:46 PM |
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I reeeeally wanted one of those |
deutsey |
Dec-01-08 05:30 AM |
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I would just tell her "God made me gay." n/t |
eShirl |
Dec-01-08 05:42 AM |
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You should avoid anything with "easy" in the title |
Sabriel |
Dec-01-08 06:18 AM |
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You're twisted? n/t |
ieoeja |
Dec-01-08 04:34 PM |
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Actually, the more older brothers you have, the more likely you are to be gay. |
IanDB1 |
Dec-01-08 06:31 AM |
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I only have a little sister |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 06:33 AM |
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It can't be that. I'm gay and I didn't get one |
MNBrewer |
Dec-01-08 06:39 AM |
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ME TOO! |
donco6 |
Dec-01-08 04:24 PM |
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Oh good lord |
Dorian Gray |
Dec-01-08 06:56 AM |
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thanks |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 03:51 PM |
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Well then, ours must've been defective. |
Vickers |
Dec-01-08 07:41 AM |
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Tell your Mom that my son had an Easy Bake Oven |
sufrommich |
Dec-01-08 03:53 PM |
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Another theory shot to hell. |
donco6 |
Dec-01-08 09:00 PM |
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Well...parents have to go through their own process. By the time we come out, we've |
mondo joe |
Dec-01-08 03:55 PM |
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If only she had bought it for you in another color but pink! ;-) nt |
Ilsa |
Dec-01-08 03:56 PM |
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Does she think all male chefs are gay? |
treestar |
Dec-01-08 03:56 PM |
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My ex-partner was a chef |
TrogL |
Dec-01-08 05:26 PM |
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Yikes! |
Iggo |
Dec-02-08 01:11 AM |
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you want I should kick her easy bake ass, ccharles? |
Skittles |
Dec-01-08 04:01 PM |
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She really is a good person. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 08:13 PM |
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even good people need straightening out sometimes |
Skittles |
Dec-01-08 08:57 PM |
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Her easy bake ass. |
cboy4 |
Dec-02-08 01:20 AM |
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I wanted one to eat the cakes. |
blackops |
Dec-01-08 04:05 PM |
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99% of all gay people have one thing in common |
FreeState |
Dec-01-08 04:10 PM |
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I'm Sorry |
Crisco |
Dec-01-08 04:35 PM |
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easy bake=gay. i have to remember that one. |
orleans |
Dec-01-08 04:43 PM |
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I will have to ask my nephew if he ever got one, although I doubt it. |
old mark |
Dec-01-08 05:21 PM |
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Tell her that you have a friend named Yardwork who also had an Easy-Bake oven and it didn't |
yardwork |
Dec-01-08 09:03 PM |
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You sound.... |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:44 PM |
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The evil 'Easy Bake Oven Homosexual Agenda,' huh? |
Seldona |
Dec-01-08 09:12 PM |
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Bake your way to gay? n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-01-08 09:26 PM |
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There is a slogan guaranteed to make a few heads pop. |
Seldona |
Dec-02-08 02:04 AM |
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Maybe on DU, not too sure about anyone else! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-02-08 03:03 AM |
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Damn. I never did get one of those for my son and he turned out gay anyway. |
mnhtnbb |
Dec-01-08 09:12 PM |
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Sorry you have to deal with that. Tell her you have an anonymous internet friend who |
uppityperson |
Dec-01-08 09:16 PM |
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We gave our son a Fischer-Price kitchen and a Tonka dump truck one Christmas. |
Atman |
Dec-01-08 09:21 PM |
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I love to cook. |
Fire_Medic_Dave |
Dec-01-08 09:23 PM |
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I didn't have my own but I sure used to play like hell with my cousins |
NNN0LHI |
Dec-01-08 09:26 PM |
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She did pot when she was a teen |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 09:33 PM |
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my dad grew pot in astronomical amounts. That had nothing to do |
sohndrsmith |
Dec-01-08 09:50 PM |
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The person asked if my mom ever did LSD and I told him about her using pot. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 09:57 PM |
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good to hear it. Parents can be troublesome - and lovely. : ) |
sohndrsmith |
Dec-01-08 10:42 PM |
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I had an easy bake oven, I learned taxidermy in 6th grade, played with |
sohndrsmith |
Dec-01-08 09:40 PM |
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Hmmm... so I should be a lesbian for playing with GI Joe? |
Kalyke |
Dec-01-08 09:41 PM |
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I wish I had a gay son. |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:43 PM |
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I am 18 |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 09:52 PM |
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Oh YAY! |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:57 PM |
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Ewan is cute but I really like Gale Harold. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 10:03 PM |
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I have to agree with you there. |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 10:10 PM |
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Oh Lordy |
ismnotwasm |
Dec-01-08 09:43 PM |
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ROFL |
gollygee |
Dec-01-08 09:45 PM |
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WHA? |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:46 PM |
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"Hasbro recalled the Easy-Bake Oven today after it was proved to cause male homosexuality." |
originalpckelly |
Dec-01-08 09:52 PM |
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ok.... |
8 track mind |
Dec-01-08 10:07 PM |
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Awww thanks! |
originalpckelly |
Dec-01-08 10:40 PM |
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I played with so called boy toys, never was interested in girl toys. |
texanwitch |
Dec-01-08 10:08 PM |
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Tell her that the reason that you are gay is because of the simple fact that men are hot. |
ZombieHorde |
Dec-01-08 10:29 PM |
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Yes they are |
ccharles000 |
Dec-02-08 01:40 AM |
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my step grandmother said tight underwear causes it |
CreekDog |
Dec-01-08 10:30 PM |
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then have her explain this.... |
ourbluenation |
Dec-01-08 10:44 PM |
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Cake is the #1 tool of Satan. |
thecatburgler |
Dec-01-08 11:05 PM |
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The cake is a lie. n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-02-08 03:03 AM |
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I'm sorry. |
DesertedRose |
Dec-01-08 11:38 PM |
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That, and the Barbie dolls you played with when she wasn't looking. |
mycritters2 |
Dec-01-08 11:42 PM |
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I had an Easy Bake Oven, and I'm not gay |
astral |
Dec-01-08 11:47 PM |
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Give her this research that I have gathered for you. And good luck. |
musicblind |
Dec-01-08 11:58 PM |
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So if an Easy Bake oven makes you gay, then what happens |
Sebastian Doyle |
Dec-02-08 02:21 AM |
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Sooo, all the male chefs in the world are Teh Homogayfaggots? |
DRoseDARs |
Dec-02-08 02:50 AM |
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Nah! |
GrpCaptMandrake |
Dec-02-08 03:17 AM |
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The only thing that easy bake oven could have done |
peruban |
Dec-02-08 03:29 AM |
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