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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-08 03:17 AM
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97. Nah!
Edited on Tue Dec-02-08 03:17 AM by GrpCaptMandrake
I'm sure it was the fact that all those fashionable clothes Mattel made for the Ken doll fit G.I. Joe, too.

Hell, one day you're an upstanding, god-fearing, furriner-killing death machine without a penis, and the next thing you know you've got the sleeves of a cable knit sweater wrapped around your neck and a tennis racquet in your kung-fu grip, hanging out in the Barbie DreamHouse with a female that has tits but no nipples and doesn't have a vagina. Who WOULDN'T be confused?!

If that kinda stuff won't make a little boy catch Teh Gay, nothin' will!
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  -My mom just blamed me being gay on my easy-bake oven. ccharles000  Dec-01-08 04:13 AM   #0 
  - You want to freak her out?  ColbertWatcher   Dec-01-08 04:23 AM   #1 
  - lol  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 04:25 AM   #3 
  - overbearing mothers ...  zbdent   Dec-01-08 07:36 AM   #29 
  - and then thank her for BUYING you the oven  SoCalDem   Dec-01-08 04:26 PM   #40 
  - Did she mean the cooking or the contaminants in the food?  spoony   Dec-01-08 04:24 AM   #2 
  - I believe she thinks it was a girls toy  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 04:27 AM   #5 
     - Hey check this out  spoony   Dec-01-08 04:37 AM   #9 
  - She doesn't 'understand,'  elleng   Dec-01-08 04:25 AM   #4 
  - Lawdy.  Tandalayo_Scheisskopf   Dec-01-08 04:30 AM   #6 
  - Damn.. what were you baking in that little thing?  hlthe2b   Dec-01-08 04:31 AM   #7 
  - I pretty much cut off contact with my father...  Eryemil   Dec-01-08 04:33 AM   #8 
  - So, Hasbro has been behind teh Gay Agenda all along.  shadowknows69   Dec-01-08 04:38 AM   #10 
  - Tell her that she is right...  Luminous Animal   Dec-01-08 04:40 AM   #11 
  - I can't do that  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 04:44 AM   #12 
     - Just joshin'  Luminous Animal   Dec-01-08 04:51 AM   #14 
     - tell her you like who you are and what you are  CreekDog   Dec-01-08 10:24 PM   #76 
  - BTW charles, I made a bit of a joke in this thread but please know  shadowknows69   Dec-01-08 04:48 AM   #13 
  - thanks  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 04:52 AM   #16 
  - Hey, tell her it is her "fault."  Behind the Aegis   Dec-01-08 04:51 AM   #15 
  - "i am woman?" that is such a CUTE story--and funny. "theatrical!"  orleans   Dec-01-08 04:41 PM   #43 
  - You mean the one that BOTH my son's want?  DiverDave   Dec-01-08 04:54 AM   #17 
  - Honestly ccharles, you should bake her a really nice cake for Christmas.  ColbertWatcher   Dec-01-08 05:03 AM   #18 
  - Wouldn't it take a Hell of a long time to bake an entire gingerbread house  Sebastian Doyle   Dec-02-08 02:14 AM   #91 
     - LOL! Not with the Easy Bake! LOL! With a real oven! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Dec-02-08 03:02 AM   #94 
  - It wasn't the oven it was the cinnamon bun recipe. That turned my sister into a lesbian  gbrooks   Dec-01-08 05:09 AM   #19 
  - San dan donia!  lonestarnot   Dec-01-08 05:11 AM   #20 
  - I cooked supper for the wife last night... with a real oven!  JeffR   Dec-01-08 05:13 AM   #21 
  - Yeah...But what did you cook?  prodn2000   Dec-01-08 09:46 PM   #65 
  - I reeeeally wanted one of those  deutsey   Dec-01-08 05:30 AM   #22 
  - I would just tell her "God made me gay." n/t  eShirl   Dec-01-08 05:42 AM   #23 
  - You should avoid anything with "easy" in the title  Sabriel   Dec-01-08 06:18 AM   #24 
  - You're twisted? n/t  ieoeja   Dec-01-08 04:34 PM   #41 
  - Actually, the more older brothers you have, the more likely you are to be gay.  IanDB1   Dec-01-08 06:31 AM   #25 
  - I only have a little sister  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 06:33 AM   #26 
  - It can't be that. I'm gay and I didn't get one  MNBrewer   Dec-01-08 06:39 AM   #27 
  - ME TOO!  donco6   Dec-01-08 04:24 PM   #39 
  - Oh good lord  Dorian Gray   Dec-01-08 06:56 AM   #28 
  - thanks  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 03:51 PM   #31 
  - Well then, ours must've been defective.  Vickers   Dec-01-08 07:41 AM   #30 
  - Tell your Mom that my son had an Easy Bake Oven  sufrommich   Dec-01-08 03:53 PM   #32 
  - Another theory shot to hell.  donco6   Dec-01-08 09:00 PM   #49 
  - Well...parents have to go through their own process. By the time we come out, we've  mondo joe   Dec-01-08 03:55 PM   #33 
  - If only she had bought it for you in another color but pink! ;-) nt  Ilsa   Dec-01-08 03:56 PM   #34 
  - Does she think all male chefs are gay?  treestar   Dec-01-08 03:56 PM   #35 
  - My ex-partner was a chef  TrogL   Dec-01-08 05:26 PM   #46 
  - Yikes!  Iggo   Dec-02-08 01:11 AM   #87 
  - you want I should kick her easy bake ass, ccharles?  Skittles   Dec-01-08 04:01 PM   #36 
  - She really is a good person.  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 08:13 PM   #47 
  - even good people need straightening out sometimes  Skittles   Dec-01-08 08:57 PM   #48 
  - Her easy bake ass.  cboy4   Dec-02-08 01:20 AM   #88 
  - I wanted one to eat the cakes.  blackops   Dec-01-08 04:05 PM   #37 
  - 99% of all gay people have one thing in common  FreeState   Dec-01-08 04:10 PM   #38 
  - I'm Sorry  Crisco   Dec-01-08 04:35 PM   #42 
  - easy bake=gay. i have to remember that one.  orleans   Dec-01-08 04:43 PM   #44 
  - I will have to ask my nephew if he ever got one, although I doubt it.  old mark   Dec-01-08 05:21 PM   #45 
  - Tell her that you have a friend named Yardwork who also had an Easy-Bake oven and it didn't  yardwork   Dec-01-08 09:03 PM   #50 
  - You sound....  Erin Elizabeth   Dec-01-08 09:44 PM   #63 
  - The evil 'Easy Bake Oven Homosexual Agenda,' huh?  Seldona   Dec-01-08 09:12 PM   #51 
  - Bake your way to gay? n/t  ColbertWatcher   Dec-01-08 09:26 PM   #57 
     - There is a slogan guaranteed to make a few heads pop.  Seldona   Dec-02-08 02:04 AM   #90 
        - Maybe on DU, not too sure about anyone else! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Dec-02-08 03:03 AM   #95 
  - Damn. I never did get one of those for my son and he turned out gay anyway.  mnhtnbb   Dec-01-08 09:12 PM   #52 
  - Sorry you have to deal with that. Tell her you have an anonymous internet friend who  uppityperson   Dec-01-08 09:16 PM   #53 
  - We gave our son a Fischer-Price kitchen and a Tonka dump truck one Christmas.  Atman   Dec-01-08 09:21 PM   #54 
  - I love to cook.  Fire_Medic_Dave   Dec-01-08 09:23 PM   #55 
  - I didn't have my own but I sure used to play like hell with my cousins  NNN0LHI   Dec-01-08 09:26 PM   #56 
  - She did pot when she was a teen  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 09:33 PM   #58 
     - my dad grew pot in astronomical amounts. That had nothing to do  sohndrsmith   Dec-01-08 09:50 PM   #67 
        - The person asked if my mom ever did LSD and I told him about her using pot.  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 09:57 PM   #71 
           - good to hear it. Parents can be troublesome - and lovely. : )  sohndrsmith   Dec-01-08 10:42 PM   #80 
  - I had an easy bake oven, I learned taxidermy in 6th grade, played with  sohndrsmith   Dec-01-08 09:40 PM   #59 
  - Hmmm... so I should be a lesbian for playing with GI Joe?  Kalyke   Dec-01-08 09:41 PM   #60 
  - I wish I had a gay son.  Erin Elizabeth   Dec-01-08 09:43 PM   #61 
  - I am 18  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 09:52 PM   #68 
     - Oh YAY!  Erin Elizabeth   Dec-01-08 09:57 PM   #70 
        - Ewan is cute but I really like Gale Harold.  ccharles000   Dec-01-08 10:03 PM   #72 
           - I have to agree with you there.  Erin Elizabeth   Dec-01-08 10:10 PM   #75 
  - Oh Lordy  ismnotwasm   Dec-01-08 09:43 PM   #62 
  - ROFL  gollygee   Dec-01-08 09:45 PM   #64 
  - WHA?  Erin Elizabeth   Dec-01-08 09:46 PM   #66 
  - "Hasbro recalled the Easy-Bake Oven today after it was proved to cause male homosexuality."  originalpckelly   Dec-01-08 09:52 PM   #69 
  - ok....  8 track mind   Dec-01-08 10:07 PM   #73 
     - Awww thanks!  originalpckelly   Dec-01-08 10:40 PM   #79 
  - I played with so called boy toys, never was interested in girl toys.  texanwitch   Dec-01-08 10:08 PM   #74 
  - Tell her that the reason that you are gay is because of the simple fact that men are hot.  ZombieHorde   Dec-01-08 10:29 PM   #77 
  - Yes they are  ccharles000   Dec-02-08 01:40 AM   #89 
  - my step grandmother said tight underwear causes it  CreekDog   Dec-01-08 10:30 PM   #78 
  - then have her explain this....  ourbluenation   Dec-01-08 10:44 PM   #81 
  - Cake is the #1 tool of Satan.  thecatburgler   Dec-01-08 11:05 PM   #82 
  - The cake is a lie. n/t  ColbertWatcher   Dec-02-08 03:03 AM   #96 
  - I'm sorry.  DesertedRose   Dec-01-08 11:38 PM   #83 
  - That, and the Barbie dolls you played with when she wasn't looking.  mycritters2   Dec-01-08 11:42 PM   #84 
  - I had an Easy Bake Oven, and I'm not gay  astral   Dec-01-08 11:47 PM   #85 
  - Give her this research that I have gathered for you. And good luck.  musicblind   Dec-01-08 11:58 PM   #86 
  - So if an Easy Bake oven makes you gay, then what happens  Sebastian Doyle   Dec-02-08 02:21 AM   #92 
  - Sooo, all the male chefs in the world are Teh Homogayfaggots?  DRoseDARs   Dec-02-08 02:50 AM   #93 
  - Nah!  GrpCaptMandrake   Dec-02-08 03:17 AM   #97 
  - The only thing that easy bake oven could have done  peruban   Dec-02-08 03:29 AM   #98 

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