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Mon Dec-01-08 03:56 PM
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| 35. Does she think all male chefs are gay? |
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 Cooking is woman's work! In a similar vein, one of my teachers in elementary school was telling us about male superiority (this was before the PC days) and explained that even things women did were done best by men - the top chefs were men, etc. Designers (sewing) and I guess Dr. Spock when it came to raising children.
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| -My mom just blamed me being gay on my easy-bake oven. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:13 AM |
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You want to freak her out? |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-01-08 04:23 AM |
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lol |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:25 AM |
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overbearing mothers ... |
zbdent |
Dec-01-08 07:36 AM |
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and then thank her for BUYING you the oven |
SoCalDem |
Dec-01-08 04:26 PM |
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Did she mean the cooking or the contaminants in the food? |
spoony |
Dec-01-08 04:24 AM |
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I believe she thinks it was a girls toy |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:27 AM |
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Hey check this out |
spoony |
Dec-01-08 04:37 AM |
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She doesn't 'understand,' |
elleng |
Dec-01-08 04:25 AM |
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Lawdy. |
Tandalayo_Scheisskopf |
Dec-01-08 04:30 AM |
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Damn.. what were you baking in that little thing? |
hlthe2b |
Dec-01-08 04:31 AM |
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I pretty much cut off contact with my father... |
Eryemil |
Dec-01-08 04:33 AM |
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So, Hasbro has been behind teh Gay Agenda all along. |
shadowknows69 |
Dec-01-08 04:38 AM |
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Tell her that she is right... |
Luminous Animal |
Dec-01-08 04:40 AM |
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I can't do that |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:44 AM |
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Just joshin' |
Luminous Animal |
Dec-01-08 04:51 AM |
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tell her you like who you are and what you are |
CreekDog |
Dec-01-08 10:24 PM |
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BTW charles, I made a bit of a joke in this thread but please know |
shadowknows69 |
Dec-01-08 04:48 AM |
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thanks |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 04:52 AM |
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Hey, tell her it is her "fault." |
Behind the Aegis |
Dec-01-08 04:51 AM |
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"i am woman?" that is such a CUTE story--and funny. "theatrical!" |
orleans |
Dec-01-08 04:41 PM |
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You mean the one that BOTH my son's want? |
DiverDave |
Dec-01-08 04:54 AM |
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Honestly ccharles, you should bake her a really nice cake for Christmas. |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-01-08 05:03 AM |
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Wouldn't it take a Hell of a long time to bake an entire gingerbread house |
Sebastian Doyle |
Dec-02-08 02:14 AM |
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LOL! Not with the Easy Bake! LOL! With a real oven! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-02-08 03:02 AM |
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It wasn't the oven it was the cinnamon bun recipe. That turned my sister into a lesbian |
gbrooks |
Dec-01-08 05:09 AM |
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San dan donia! |
lonestarnot |
Dec-01-08 05:11 AM |
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I cooked supper for the wife last night... with a real oven! |
JeffR |
Dec-01-08 05:13 AM |
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Yeah...But what did you cook? |
prodn2000 |
Dec-01-08 09:46 PM |
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I reeeeally wanted one of those |
deutsey |
Dec-01-08 05:30 AM |
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I would just tell her "God made me gay." n/t |
eShirl |
Dec-01-08 05:42 AM |
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You should avoid anything with "easy" in the title |
Sabriel |
Dec-01-08 06:18 AM |
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You're twisted? n/t |
ieoeja |
Dec-01-08 04:34 PM |
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Actually, the more older brothers you have, the more likely you are to be gay. |
IanDB1 |
Dec-01-08 06:31 AM |
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I only have a little sister |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 06:33 AM |
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It can't be that. I'm gay and I didn't get one |
MNBrewer |
Dec-01-08 06:39 AM |
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ME TOO! |
donco6 |
Dec-01-08 04:24 PM |
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Oh good lord |
Dorian Gray |
Dec-01-08 06:56 AM |
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thanks |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 03:51 PM |
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Well then, ours must've been defective. |
Vickers |
Dec-01-08 07:41 AM |
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Tell your Mom that my son had an Easy Bake Oven |
sufrommich |
Dec-01-08 03:53 PM |
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Another theory shot to hell. |
donco6 |
Dec-01-08 09:00 PM |
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Well...parents have to go through their own process. By the time we come out, we've |
mondo joe |
Dec-01-08 03:55 PM |
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If only she had bought it for you in another color but pink! ;-) nt |
Ilsa |
Dec-01-08 03:56 PM |
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Does she think all male chefs are gay? |
treestar |
Dec-01-08 03:56 PM |
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My ex-partner was a chef |
TrogL |
Dec-01-08 05:26 PM |
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Yikes! |
Iggo |
Dec-02-08 01:11 AM |
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you want I should kick her easy bake ass, ccharles? |
Skittles |
Dec-01-08 04:01 PM |
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She really is a good person. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 08:13 PM |
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even good people need straightening out sometimes |
Skittles |
Dec-01-08 08:57 PM |
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Her easy bake ass. |
cboy4 |
Dec-02-08 01:20 AM |
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I wanted one to eat the cakes. |
blackops |
Dec-01-08 04:05 PM |
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99% of all gay people have one thing in common |
FreeState |
Dec-01-08 04:10 PM |
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I'm Sorry |
Crisco |
Dec-01-08 04:35 PM |
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easy bake=gay. i have to remember that one. |
orleans |
Dec-01-08 04:43 PM |
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I will have to ask my nephew if he ever got one, although I doubt it. |
old mark |
Dec-01-08 05:21 PM |
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Tell her that you have a friend named Yardwork who also had an Easy-Bake oven and it didn't |
yardwork |
Dec-01-08 09:03 PM |
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You sound.... |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:44 PM |
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The evil 'Easy Bake Oven Homosexual Agenda,' huh? |
Seldona |
Dec-01-08 09:12 PM |
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Bake your way to gay? n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-01-08 09:26 PM |
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There is a slogan guaranteed to make a few heads pop. |
Seldona |
Dec-02-08 02:04 AM |
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Maybe on DU, not too sure about anyone else! n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-02-08 03:03 AM |
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Damn. I never did get one of those for my son and he turned out gay anyway. |
mnhtnbb |
Dec-01-08 09:12 PM |
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Sorry you have to deal with that. Tell her you have an anonymous internet friend who |
uppityperson |
Dec-01-08 09:16 PM |
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We gave our son a Fischer-Price kitchen and a Tonka dump truck one Christmas. |
Atman |
Dec-01-08 09:21 PM |
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I love to cook. |
Fire_Medic_Dave |
Dec-01-08 09:23 PM |
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I didn't have my own but I sure used to play like hell with my cousins |
NNN0LHI |
Dec-01-08 09:26 PM |
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She did pot when she was a teen |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 09:33 PM |
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my dad grew pot in astronomical amounts. That had nothing to do |
sohndrsmith |
Dec-01-08 09:50 PM |
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The person asked if my mom ever did LSD and I told him about her using pot. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 09:57 PM |
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good to hear it. Parents can be troublesome - and lovely. : ) |
sohndrsmith |
Dec-01-08 10:42 PM |
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I had an easy bake oven, I learned taxidermy in 6th grade, played with |
sohndrsmith |
Dec-01-08 09:40 PM |
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Hmmm... so I should be a lesbian for playing with GI Joe? |
Kalyke |
Dec-01-08 09:41 PM |
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I wish I had a gay son. |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:43 PM |
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I am 18 |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 09:52 PM |
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Oh YAY! |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:57 PM |
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Ewan is cute but I really like Gale Harold. |
ccharles000 |
Dec-01-08 10:03 PM |
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I have to agree with you there. |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 10:10 PM |
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Oh Lordy |
ismnotwasm |
Dec-01-08 09:43 PM |
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ROFL |
gollygee |
Dec-01-08 09:45 PM |
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WHA? |
Erin Elizabeth |
Dec-01-08 09:46 PM |
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"Hasbro recalled the Easy-Bake Oven today after it was proved to cause male homosexuality." |
originalpckelly |
Dec-01-08 09:52 PM |
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ok.... |
8 track mind |
Dec-01-08 10:07 PM |
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Awww thanks! |
originalpckelly |
Dec-01-08 10:40 PM |
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I played with so called boy toys, never was interested in girl toys. |
texanwitch |
Dec-01-08 10:08 PM |
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Tell her that the reason that you are gay is because of the simple fact that men are hot. |
ZombieHorde |
Dec-01-08 10:29 PM |
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Yes they are |
ccharles000 |
Dec-02-08 01:40 AM |
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my step grandmother said tight underwear causes it |
CreekDog |
Dec-01-08 10:30 PM |
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then have her explain this.... |
ourbluenation |
Dec-01-08 10:44 PM |
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Cake is the #1 tool of Satan. |
thecatburgler |
Dec-01-08 11:05 PM |
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The cake is a lie. n/t |
ColbertWatcher |
Dec-02-08 03:03 AM |
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I'm sorry. |
DesertedRose |
Dec-01-08 11:38 PM |
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That, and the Barbie dolls you played with when she wasn't looking. |
mycritters2 |
Dec-01-08 11:42 PM |
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I had an Easy Bake Oven, and I'm not gay |
astral |
Dec-01-08 11:47 PM |
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Give her this research that I have gathered for you. And good luck. |
musicblind |
Dec-01-08 11:58 PM |
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So if an Easy Bake oven makes you gay, then what happens |
Sebastian Doyle |
Dec-02-08 02:21 AM |
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Sooo, all the male chefs in the world are Teh Homogayfaggots? |
DRoseDARs |
Dec-02-08 02:50 AM |
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Nah! |
GrpCaptMandrake |
Dec-02-08 03:17 AM |
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The only thing that easy bake oven could have done |
peruban |
Dec-02-08 03:29 AM |
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