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DonEBrook Donating Member (506 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-08 06:53 PM
Response to Reply #64
87. glurk
What scares the shit outta me is that I actually think you are serious.
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  -Whopper Virgins: it doesn't get much more offensive than this Truth2Tell  Dec-01-08 01:16 AM   #0 
  - I know!  Drunken Irishman   Dec-01-08 01:17 AM   #1 
  - I haven't had a Whopper in many a year.  Winnipegosis   Dec-01-08 01:20 AM   #4 
  - You can become a 'born-again' whopper virgin  Bucky   Dec-01-08 01:26 AM   #5 
     - How much are they?  Winnipegosis   Dec-01-08 01:29 AM   #7 
     - That King is just creepy, isn't he?...  SidDithers   Dec-01-08 09:44 AM   #50 
     - Really creepy!  Liberal_in_LA   Dec-01-08 03:37 PM   #71 
     - THAT'S *NOTHING* COMPARED TO SKITTLES...  FormerRushFan   Dec-02-08 01:21 PM   #110 
        - Oh dear God no...  EnviroBat   Dec-02-08 01:35 PM   #114 
           - What the hell was that?  Z_I_Peevey   Dec-02-08 02:45 PM   #117 
     - Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?  zeos3   Dec-02-08 12:53 AM   #98 
        - Did you hear they found the beef?  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-02-08 01:20 PM   #109 
        - I was in Junior High too. What do you do when your wife won't cook dinner? Whopper. n/t  FormerRushFan   Dec-02-08 01:23 PM   #111 
  - Well, I'd never had a Whopper until I was pregnant....  colinmom71   Dec-02-08 12:56 AM   #99 
  - BK has great ads, this will probably be another one  dmesg   Dec-01-08 01:18 AM   #2 
  - I guess if you have no problem with Burger King  Truth2Tell   Dec-01-08 01:32 AM   #8 
  - I hate all businesses too  dmesg   Dec-01-08 01:35 AM   #10 
  - I don't agree with your view of people,  Truth2Tell   Dec-01-08 01:41 AM   #13 
     - In the spirit of your thread,  greyl   Dec-01-08 02:17 AM   #18 
  - Wait.. what was that about Sarah Palin porn?  impeachdubya   Dec-01-08 03:40 AM   #26 
  - Why do you call them 'poisonous garbage'? That's just silly.  DonEBrook   Dec-01-08 09:32 AM   #46 
     - Obesity, Diabetes, Pollution, Toxic  otohara   Dec-01-08 03:03 PM   #64 
     - You could make the same argument about any other bread or meat.  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-01-08 03:11 PM   #66 
     - Cheap BK Burger vs Homemade Burger  otohara   Dec-01-08 03:26 PM   #67 
        - Why would you think the homemade burgers are any better?  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-01-08 03:31 PM   #70 
           - Chose Healthier Ingredients  otohara   Dec-01-08 03:39 PM   #72 
              - Well, you could do that.  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-01-08 03:44 PM   #80 
              - Apparently there are wannabe martyrs who thrive on that sort of cuisine.  DonEBrook   Dec-01-08 06:55 PM   #88 
              - Yep  otohara   Dec-01-08 10:22 PM   #91 
              - That's what you get at BK  RedCappedBandit   Dec-01-08 11:34 PM   #93 
              - Nope.  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-02-08 12:41 PM   #100 
                 - Whoppers make me want to puke  RedCappedBandit   Dec-02-08 12:44 PM   #101 
                    - Maybe you.  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-02-08 12:47 PM   #103 
                       - I don't claim to be normal by any means  RedCappedBandit   Dec-02-08 02:41 PM   #116 
                          - Why?  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-02-08 03:21 PM   #127 
                             - Personal experience tells me so  RedCappedBandit   Dec-02-08 04:28 PM   #136 
              - Are you serious???  antigone382   Dec-02-08 12:49 PM   #104 
              - If you make a homemade burger properly, it'll taste better than fast food.  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-02-08 12:50 PM   #106 
                 - Well, if that's what you want to believe...  antigone382   Dec-02-08 12:56 PM   #107 
                    - There's a reason successful business sell unhealthy food.  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-02-08 01:20 PM   #108 
                    - Because it is cheap and easy to mass-produce.  antigone382   Dec-02-08 02:47 PM   #119 
                       - And because people buy it because it tastes better.  Bornaginhooligan   Dec-02-08 03:20 PM   #126 
                    - I'm with you  RedCappedBandit   Dec-02-08 04:37 PM   #139 
              - Funniest reply I've seen today!  deaniac21   Dec-02-08 04:18 PM   #133 
              - Boring life...  Rebubula   Dec-01-08 04:08 PM   #83 
                 - Eating one of those burgers  RedCappedBandit   Dec-01-08 11:35 PM   #94 
                 - You can still be healthy and in shape while having the occasional fast food junk...  Zevon fan   Dec-02-08 01:42 PM   #115 
                    - Yes, once in a blue moon is fine  RedCappedBandit   Dec-02-08 04:29 PM   #138 
                 - See my sig line : )  madmom   Dec-02-08 05:01 PM   #142 
     - glurk  DonEBrook   Dec-01-08 06:53 PM   #87 
        - Go Away  otohara   Dec-02-08 12:40 AM   #97 
     - Or, as I like to think of it  nathan hale   Dec-05-08 06:33 AM   #146 
  - "To boldly clog arteries that no one has clogged before..."  Crunchy Frog   Dec-01-08 03:11 AM   #22 
  - They do have salads  treestar   Dec-01-08 09:44 AM   #49 
     - So they're going to be introducing these pristine regions to salads  Crunchy Frog   Dec-01-08 03:27 PM   #68 
  - i was the burger king king for haloween. That costume scared EVERYONE!  soothsayer   Dec-01-08 03:28 AM   #23 
  - I was seriously ready to combine it with Jesus  impeachdubya   Dec-01-08 03:45 AM   #27 
     - Truly inspired. n/t  FormerRushFan   Dec-02-08 01:26 PM   #112 
  - Plus, they yanked their advertising from Sinclair Broadcasting  Alter Ego   Dec-01-08 09:16 AM   #44 
  - I think that is pretty good marketing technique and I don't see anything unethical about it. (nt)  w4rma   Dec-01-08 01:19 AM   #3 
  - Some weirdos are offended by dishonest marketing, I guess. nt  greyl   Dec-01-08 01:51 AM   #14 
     - Where is the dishonesty in this marketing? (nt)  w4rma   Dec-01-08 08:02 AM   #37 
  - Yeah, why put up with the trouncing by asking a connoisseur when you can be dishonest? nt  greyl   Dec-01-08 01:27 AM   #6 
  - Ummm, what's dishonest?  EOTE   Dec-01-08 11:51 AM   #56 
  - will they also be asking feedlot virgins to compare manure smells?  JoeIsOneOfUs   Dec-01-08 01:32 AM   #9 
  - DISEASED AND FAT: The fast-food crusade (is coming to YOUR village!)  Poll_Blind   Dec-01-08 01:37 AM   #11 
  - Do they actually go visit people wo are barely squeaking by and taunt them with food,  petronius   Dec-01-08 01:39 AM   #12 
  - Will it come wrapped in a blanket infected with small pox?  Radical Activist   Dec-01-08 02:01 AM   #15 
  - amusing thread.  quantessd   Dec-01-08 02:11 AM   #16 
  - If they've never had a Whopper or a Big Mac,  Morning Dew   Dec-01-08 02:12 AM   #17 
  - That is really poor taste  meowomon   Dec-01-08 02:46 AM   #19 
  - After reading this, I'm likely to become a Whopper celibate.  Crunchy Frog   Dec-01-08 02:59 AM   #20 
  - bleh!  Swamp Rat   Dec-01-08 03:03 AM   #21 
  - I don't get your beef with this, so to speak  soothsayer   Dec-01-08 03:30 AM   #24 
  - So, wait.. people are fucking hamburgers, now?  impeachdubya   Dec-01-08 03:37 AM   #25 
  - Somewhere. Yeah, probably. n/t  Z_I_Peevey   Dec-02-08 02:46 PM   #118 
  - I wonder how honest the translation will be...  regnaD kciN   Dec-01-08 03:51 AM   #28 
  - Burger King, distinctly inferior to The Olive Garden. nt  Enthusiast   Dec-01-08 03:52 AM   #29 
  - If I was going to eat a burger, it would be an In & Out.  impeachdubya   Dec-01-08 03:55 AM   #30 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Dec-01-08 05:26 AM   #33 
  - Obviously the moderator is not a golfer  deutsey   Dec-01-08 08:41 AM   #39 
  - No doubt. I missed it, but would have got it.  impeachdubya   Dec-01-08 02:47 PM   #61 
  - What I wrote in the subjectline was:  deutsey   Dec-01-08 08:06 PM   #90 
  - Those are good burgers  slackmaster   Dec-01-08 03:49 PM   #82 
  - man, you had to go and say In n' Out didn't you?  Javaman   Dec-01-08 11:34 AM   #54 
  - I heard they have good business practices  Radical Activist   Dec-01-08 03:44 PM   #78 
     - Yeah, particularly if you cut the "B" and "R" off the bumper sticker--  impeachdubya   Dec-01-08 04:16 PM   #85 
  - Not by much.  Swamp Rat   Dec-01-08 03:56 AM   #31 
  - No way.  Radical Activist   Dec-01-08 03:42 PM   #75 
  - I like BK...  David 1981   Dec-01-08 04:40 AM   #32 
  - If you're gonna eat a burger...  FrenchCori   Dec-01-08 07:12 AM   #34 
     - No. If your gonna eat a real burger  Enthusiast   Dec-01-08 04:14 PM   #84 
  - Oh, come on. There's a word for crap in every language. nt  Vinca   Dec-01-08 07:32 AM   #35 
  - Reality has become cartoonish  GrpCaptMandrake   Dec-01-08 07:49 AM   #36 
  - Wow. Wightist AND sexist! I hope those who attacked me yesterday come here with a larger  HypnoToad   Dec-01-08 08:10 AM   #38 
  - I don't have any problem with Burger King, just this little irony.......  joe_sixpack   Dec-01-08 08:45 AM   #40 
  - Taking a Whopper to a starving village reminds me  RoadRage   Dec-01-08 09:07 AM   #41 
  - Who is the we that brought smallpox infected blankets?  AngryAmish   Dec-01-08 03:39 PM   #73 
     - I have the same question for the poster - I don't remember doing anything of the sort.  apocalypsehow   Dec-02-08 03:21 PM   #128 
        - That is because the only people who did it was one British officer in the French-Indian War  AngryAmish   Dec-02-08 04:11 PM   #132 
  - Whoppers and virgins in the same sentence  madokie   Dec-01-08 09:10 AM   #42 
  - I know. Works wonders.  Truth2Tell   Dec-01-08 07:25 PM   #89 
  - My first job many years ago was at BK and I haven't eaten there since.  undeterred   Dec-01-08 09:10 AM   #43 
  - Oh, it gets way more offensive than that.  Iggo   Dec-01-08 09:19 AM   #45 
  - I eat a Whopper about once a month. They're adequate!  TexasObserver   Dec-01-08 09:32 AM   #47 
  - Theres your ad campaign, right there.  impeachdubya   Dec-01-08 02:50 PM   #62 
     - Winner over "not unpleasant."  TexasObserver   Dec-01-08 03:03 PM   #63 
  - Burger King is one of the fast foods I refuse to eat  BreatheOnMe   Dec-01-08 09:41 AM   #48 
  - You are one sharp cookie!  deaniac21   Dec-02-08 04:22 PM   #134 
  - For an Australian conservative, Duncan Riley is remarkably easily offended  muriel_volestrangler   Dec-01-08 10:13 AM   #51 
  - I wonder how many miles of film had to be cut of people saying...  Javaman   Dec-01-08 11:31 AM   #52 
  - Bleh, bring them some real burgers.  KillCapitalism   Dec-01-08 11:33 AM   #53 
  - I miss my butter burgers!!  EOTE   Dec-01-08 12:00 PM   #57 
  - Damn you for mentioning 'burgers' and 'Milwaukee'...  Shiver   Dec-02-08 03:07 PM   #123 
     - Bella's Fat Cat.  EOTE   Dec-02-08 03:10 PM   #124 
        - There are at least...  Shiver   Dec-02-08 03:16 PM   #125 
  - Awwww yeaaaah.  rucky   Dec-02-08 04:29 PM   #137 
  - They concurred us with WalMart and we will concurred them with Booger King.  L0oniX   Dec-01-08 11:42 AM   #55 
  - Burger King's ads play upon their own inflated importance  ProudToBeBlueInRhody   Dec-01-08 12:08 PM   #58 
  - That's against the Prime Directive, Jim.  Lars39   Dec-01-08 12:10 PM   #59 
  - Is a pre-warp civilization capable of violating the Prime Directive?  Freddie Stubbs   Dec-01-08 03:29 PM   #69 
     - We managed it well before we broke the sound barrier.  Lars39   Dec-01-08 04:33 PM   #86 
  - I'm sure BK will make every effort to provide the test group with Freshly made Big Macs  itsrobert   Dec-01-08 12:23 PM   #60 
  - Mmm, whoppers.  noonwitch   Dec-01-08 03:09 PM   #65 
  - So why would this make anyone want to eat anything from Burger King?  azmouse   Dec-01-08 03:40 PM   #74 
  - Will they precisely interpret the WVs when they ask, "What is this nasty shit?"  Ilsa   Dec-01-08 03:43 PM   #76 
  - Burger King has been offensive for awhile now with their creepy  Cleita   Dec-01-08 03:43 PM   #77 
  - It's all part of the Master Plan.  Ikonoklast   Dec-01-08 03:44 PM   #79 
  - True story: Tibetan monks here LOVED Burger King  mainer   Dec-01-08 03:47 PM   #81 
  - Ha! I love it! nt  antfarm   Dec-02-08 08:28 PM   #143 
  - its been awhile since I have been to bk.  MATTMAN   Dec-01-08 11:28 PM   #92 
  - They may not have a word for "Whopper".  MilesColtrane   Dec-01-08 11:50 PM   #95 
  - Yes, look at those happy savages! They usually have diarrhea anyway, right?  bushmeister0   Dec-02-08 12:03 AM   #96 
  - These "whopper virgins" will..  RedCappedBandit   Dec-02-08 12:45 PM   #102 
  - They'll probably get the Turkey Trots from eating a Whopper  riqster   Dec-02-08 12:50 PM   #105 
  - Sounds like the campaign of a few decades ago to introduce infant formula to African mothers...  KansDem   Dec-02-08 01:30 PM   #113 
  - You got that right!  CaliforniaPeggy   Dec-02-08 02:49 PM   #120 
  - Thanks, CaliforniaPeggy!  KansDem   Dec-02-08 03:02 PM   #121 
     - ...  CaliforniaPeggy   Dec-02-08 03:06 PM   #122 
  - Just like therapists. nt  antfarm   Dec-02-08 03:25 PM   #131 
  - I'm a Whopper virgin  Greyskye   Dec-02-08 03:25 PM   #129 
  - This is what happens when we don't have a good crisis to occupy us.  antfarm   Dec-02-08 03:25 PM   #130 
  - Ain't that the truth  wtmusic   Dec-02-08 04:26 PM   #135 
  - I am outraged  Rebubula   Dec-02-08 04:43 PM   #140 
  - Unfuckingbelievable.  graywarrior   Dec-02-08 04:56 PM   #141 
  - I think the commercials are funny  haruka3_2000   Dec-02-08 09:38 PM   #144 
  - Now I remember what this ad campaign was reminding me of...  Aya Reiko   Dec-05-08 02:06 AM   #145 
 

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