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Wed Nov-26-08 01:12 PM
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| 105. No, that's what robots are for. |
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I can wait until I can get my own robot and download the Lucy Liu looks and personaliy on it via the internet.
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| -If we cloned neanderthals, would you be cool with enslaving them? |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:09 PM |
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How do you know they would not be human? n/t |
jody |
Nov-25-08 06:11 PM |
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Not homo sapiens, ergo not human. |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:12 PM |
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Ancient humans are still human... |
Juniperx |
Nov-25-08 06:14 PM |
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All kidding aside, neanderthals were never human. |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:27 PM |
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nope, latest wrinkle: sapiens and neandertals got freaky. |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:42 PM |
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I love that "sexy science", makes science so much more palatable. |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 07:02 PM |
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discovery channel, and anthropology class. |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 07:21 PM |
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Already been debunked. |
Xithras |
Nov-26-08 01:31 PM |
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Correct. |
H2O Man |
Nov-25-08 07:49 PM |
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Latest scientific facts on Neanderthals: 99.5% identical to humans |
hlthe2b |
Nov-25-08 06:28 PM |
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So are chimps, so? |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:29 PM |
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Uhh. no... Read the findings posted above... |
hlthe2b |
Nov-25-08 06:31 PM |
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That number would be 99.9% if your other numbers are correct |
gimberly |
Nov-25-08 06:43 PM |
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Just cited the summary from the article, but ... |
hlthe2b |
Nov-25-08 06:48 PM |
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as long as we treated them humanely. nt. |
IndianaJones |
Nov-25-08 06:11 PM |
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Which means we wouldn't enslave them. |
baldguy |
Nov-25-08 06:24 PM |
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Like we don't hold our closest living relatives, the great apes |
hlthe2b |
Nov-25-08 06:34 PM |
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Is your dog enslaved? n/t |
lumberjack_jeff |
Nov-25-08 06:58 PM |
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Mine is, the bitch. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 07:13 PM |
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Mine keeps me enslaved... |
hlthe2b |
Nov-25-08 07:31 PM |
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I would Patent them, first. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:12 PM |
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Name removed |
Nov-25-08 06:12 PM |
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is that why slavery was rampant throughout Africa over the centuries |
dwickham |
Nov-25-08 06:28 PM |
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Hey, someone has got to fight the upcoming resource wars. |
Mojambo |
Nov-25-08 06:12 PM |
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I don't believe in enslaving any living creature... |
Juniperx |
Nov-25-08 06:13 PM |
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Not even mimes??? |
Zhade |
Nov-25-08 06:24 PM |
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A mime is a terrible thing to waste. n/t |
madeline_con |
Nov-25-08 06:27 PM |
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No, mimes should be eaten. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:29 PM |
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Are they alive? |
Juniperx |
Nov-25-08 06:51 PM |
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Hey !!! |
sl8 |
Nov-25-08 07:46 PM |
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Heh! |
Juniperx |
Nov-26-08 11:52 AM |
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Thanks! |
sl8 |
Nov-26-08 06:34 PM |
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No |
OhioBlues |
Nov-25-08 06:13 PM |
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Absolutely. |
MercutioATC |
Nov-25-08 06:14 PM |
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Don't need to... there are plenty of Freepers |
fascisthunter |
Nov-25-08 06:14 PM |
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Can we inslave them? |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:15 PM |
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I Wouldn't.... |
fascisthunter |
Nov-25-08 06:19 PM |
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Are there any others? |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:19 PM |
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nope... I'm not down with your suggestion of slavery |
fascisthunter |
Nov-25-08 06:21 PM |
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How about if we pay them Min. wage, (less expenses, of course" |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:22 PM |
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Now That I Can Do.... China Wages or Vietnam wages? |
fascisthunter |
Nov-25-08 06:26 PM |
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We'll give them "stock options" He-he. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:30 PM |
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As long as they have no genitals. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:21 PM |
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I'm okay on Robots. nt |
verges |
Nov-25-08 06:51 PM |
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Well, we could experiment with Minnesota's 6th district. |
loveable liberal |
Nov-25-08 06:15 PM |
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Ouch ! Good one. |
Morning Dew |
Nov-25-08 06:24 PM |
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No - but I wouldn't mind setting aside a preserve for them in their natural setting |
Taverner |
Nov-25-08 06:16 PM |
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What if they turn out to be really tasty? |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:16 PM |
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then eat them fresh, and forget about preserving them. |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:17 PM |
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Couldn't we put some up for the winter? |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:20 PM |
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Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, neandertal, and spam. |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:22 PM |
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Then we could open a Neandertal Burger Stand |
Taverner |
Nov-25-08 07:21 PM |
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global warming is destroying the last of their natural setting. |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:17 PM |
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OK they can work in the coal mines then. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:18 PM |
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another nifty fifty: "I been workin in a coal mine, ..." along with "Alley oop oop.." |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:20 PM |
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What? Antarctica? |
Taverner |
Nov-25-08 06:28 PM |
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NO!!! Don't clone Wooly Mammoths either - they'd be lonely and |
whutgives |
Nov-25-08 06:16 PM |
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Not if we clone a few dozen! |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:17 PM |
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But all the artic regions where they would be happy are going - very |
whutgives |
Nov-25-08 06:20 PM |
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We can keep them in Zoos and sell them to circuses. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:27 PM |
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we're all clones. one are all and all are one. one are all and all are one. |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:16 PM |
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We are stardust. |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:20 PM |
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then we better get ourselves back to the garden |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:21 PM |
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Deja-vu |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:34 PM |
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This thread just blew my mind. |
spoony |
Nov-26-08 06:45 PM |
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we're hybrids doncha' know |
azurnoir |
Nov-25-08 06:47 PM |
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Hell no |
JFN1 |
Nov-25-08 06:17 PM |
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Morloks? |
seemunkee |
Nov-25-08 06:19 PM |
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Or Eloi, depending on how you look at it... |
Taverner |
Nov-25-08 07:22 PM |
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Why not enslave you? |
Cattledog |
Nov-25-08 06:19 PM |
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Lighten up |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:22 PM |
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Yeah, the Neanderthals had larger brains and lasted far longer than H. sapiens measly 20k yrs. |
baldguy |
Nov-25-08 06:23 PM |
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That is why you keep them in chains. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:32 PM |
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SOMEBODY took a pissy pill today. |
MercutioATC |
Nov-25-08 06:29 PM |
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I know, I can't believe how many are taking this thread seriously. |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:35 PM |
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I think it has been fun. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:38 PM |
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Note to self. Enslaving a cloned race of 25,000 year old proto-humans = not cool. |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 06:49 PM |
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I would not close that door, completely. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:51 PM |
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Well, on the evolutionary scale, we certainly treat other primates |
hlthe2b |
Nov-25-08 06:21 PM |
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Kinda "jumpin' the shark" aren't you |
azurnoir |
Nov-25-08 06:23 PM |
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wouldn't that be something. maybe they could fix the economy. |
daninthemoon |
Nov-25-08 06:24 PM |
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We can keep them in chains, don't let them get.. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:25 PM |
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No, but they shouldn't be allowed to get married. It's unnatural! |
Zhade |
Nov-25-08 06:23 PM |
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Married, no, but breed the hell out of them! |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:40 PM |
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I'd bang a Neanderthal. |
arcadian |
Nov-25-08 07:21 PM |
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The "I banged a gorilla" routine Robin Williams did is hysterical. |
Zhade |
Nov-26-08 06:43 PM |
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Enslave? I would like to date one. |
Neshanic |
Nov-25-08 06:24 PM |
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Why clone Neanderthals? There are already too many Republicans. |
rug |
Nov-25-08 06:25 PM |
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You mean like we do with other species that are "less than homo sapiens"... |
MazeRat7 |
Nov-25-08 06:25 PM |
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No, but I think I would enjoy having a beer with one |
slackmaster |
Nov-25-08 06:30 PM |
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Joe the Plumbers Being Cloned? |
we can do it |
Nov-25-08 06:31 PM |
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The exact nomenclature for Neanderthals has been disputed for years |
csziggy |
Nov-25-08 06:31 PM |
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I don't want any slaves but I'd love to own one! |
rasputin5 |
Nov-25-08 06:32 PM |
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NFL saves millions with Neanderthals. Work for twigs and live in stadium. |
Neshanic |
Nov-25-08 06:36 PM |
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As I recall, the Bible already allows owning Canadians as slaves. |
fiziwig |
Nov-25-08 06:38 PM |
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No. |
SidneyCarton |
Nov-25-08 06:39 PM |
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Yes. |
MNDemNY |
Nov-25-08 06:44 PM |
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Trying to be contrarian? |
SidneyCarton |
Nov-26-08 10:40 AM |
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Fer chrissake !!! Lighten the fuck up. Are you oblivious to the tone of this thread? |
MNDemNY |
Nov-26-08 11:00 AM |
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Sorry, posting while tired and a toddler on my lap. |
SidneyCarton |
Nov-26-08 03:53 PM |
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I thought we already had. |
verges |
Nov-25-08 06:45 PM |
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No, but you on the other hand, are a different story. eom |
geckosfeet |
Nov-25-08 06:50 PM |
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Maybe. Depends on their table manners. n/t |
lumberjack_jeff |
Nov-25-08 06:58 PM |
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If George W. Bush is human certainly the Neanderthal's were human |
Better Believe It |
Nov-25-08 07:15 PM |
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do i get a clone of me or some unknown person? |
chimpsrsmarter |
Nov-25-08 07:17 PM |
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Wouldn't they be remarkably bad slaves? |
theboss |
Nov-25-08 07:18 PM |
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They know Vista, so they would be phone support. |
Neshanic |
Nov-25-08 07:28 PM |
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I think I would pay them the minimum wage for that |
theboss |
Nov-25-08 07:29 PM |
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Are you suggesting humans aren't enslaved |
SimpleTrend |
Nov-25-08 07:21 PM |
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Would you be cool with them enslaving you? |
L. Coyote |
Nov-26-08 11:12 AM |
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No, that's what robots are for. |
Evoman |
Nov-26-08 01:12 PM |
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Only if the chicks are hot. n/t |
greguganus |
Nov-26-08 01:32 PM |
#107 |
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