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theboss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-08 07:29 PM
Response to Reply #96
97. I think I would pay them the minimum wage for that
I'm a fair man.
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  -If we cloned neanderthals, would you be cool with enslaving them? arcadian  Nov-25-08 06:09 PM   #0 
  - How do you know they would not be human? n/t  jody   Nov-25-08 06:11 PM   #1 
  - Not homo sapiens, ergo not human.  arcadian   Nov-25-08 06:12 PM   #4 
     - Ancient humans are still human...  Juniperx   Nov-25-08 06:14 PM   #11 
     - All kidding aside, neanderthals were never human.  arcadian   Nov-25-08 06:27 PM   #50 
     - nope, latest wrinkle: sapiens and neandertals got freaky.  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:42 PM   #73 
        - I love that "sexy science", makes science so much more palatable.  arcadian   Nov-25-08 07:02 PM   #86 
        - discovery channel, and anthropology class.  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 07:21 PM   #93 
        - Already been debunked.  Xithras   Nov-26-08 01:31 PM   #106 
     - Correct.  H2O Man   Nov-25-08 07:49 PM   #100 
     - Latest scientific facts on Neanderthals: 99.5% identical to humans  hlthe2b   Nov-25-08 06:28 PM   # 
        - So are chimps, so?  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:29 PM   #55 
        - Uhh. no... Read the findings posted above...  hlthe2b   Nov-25-08 06:31 PM   #62 
        - That number would be 99.9% if your other numbers are correct  gimberly   Nov-25-08 06:43 PM   #74 
           - Just cited the summary from the article, but ...  hlthe2b   Nov-25-08 06:48 PM   #78 
  - as long as we treated them humanely. nt.  IndianaJones   Nov-25-08 06:11 PM   #2 
  - Which means we wouldn't enslave them.  baldguy   Nov-25-08 06:24 PM   #44 
     - Like we don't hold our closest living relatives, the great apes  hlthe2b   Nov-25-08 06:34 PM   #66 
     - Is your dog enslaved? n/t  lumberjack_jeff   Nov-25-08 06:58 PM   #85 
        - Mine is, the bitch.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 07:13 PM   #87 
        - Mine keeps me enslaved...  hlthe2b   Nov-25-08 07:31 PM   #98 
  - I would Patent them, first.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:12 PM   #3 
  - Deleted message  Name removed   Nov-25-08 06:12 PM   #5 
  - is that why slavery was rampant throughout Africa over the centuries  dwickham   Nov-25-08 06:28 PM   #54 
  - Hey, someone has got to fight the upcoming resource wars.  Mojambo   Nov-25-08 06:12 PM   #6 
  - I don't believe in enslaving any living creature...  Juniperx   Nov-25-08 06:13 PM   #7 
  - Not even mimes???  Zhade   Nov-25-08 06:24 PM   #42 
  - A mime is a terrible thing to waste. n/t  madeline_con   Nov-25-08 06:27 PM   #51 
  - No, mimes should be eaten.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:29 PM   #57 
  - Are they alive?  Juniperx   Nov-25-08 06:51 PM   #83 
  - Hey !!!  sl8   Nov-25-08 07:46 PM   #99 
     - Heh!  Juniperx   Nov-26-08 11:52 AM   #104 
        - Thanks!  sl8   Nov-26-08 06:34 PM   #109 
  - No  OhioBlues   Nov-25-08 06:13 PM   #8 
  - Absolutely.  MercutioATC   Nov-25-08 06:14 PM   #9 
  - Don't need to... there are plenty of Freepers  fascisthunter   Nov-25-08 06:14 PM   #10 
  - Can we inslave them?  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:15 PM   #13 
  - I Wouldn't....  fascisthunter   Nov-25-08 06:19 PM   #25 
  - Are there any others?  arcadian   Nov-25-08 06:19 PM   #24 
     - nope... I'm not down with your suggestion of slavery  fascisthunter   Nov-25-08 06:21 PM   #31 
     - How about if we pay them Min. wage, (less expenses, of course"  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:22 PM   #36 
        - Now That I Can Do.... China Wages or Vietnam wages?  fascisthunter   Nov-25-08 06:26 PM   #49 
           - We'll give them "stock options" He-he.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:30 PM   #59 
     - As long as they have no genitals.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:21 PM   #32 
     - I'm okay on Robots. nt  verges   Nov-25-08 06:51 PM   #82 
  - Well, we could experiment with Minnesota's 6th district.  loveable liberal   Nov-25-08 06:15 PM   #12 
  - Ouch ! Good one.  Morning Dew   Nov-25-08 06:24 PM   #45 
  - No - but I wouldn't mind setting aside a preserve for them in their natural setting  Taverner   Nov-25-08 06:16 PM   #14 
  - What if they turn out to be really tasty?  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:16 PM   #17 
  - then eat them fresh, and forget about preserving them.  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:17 PM   #21 
  - Couldn't we put some up for the winter?  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:20 PM   #27 
     - Spam, spam, spam, baked beans, neandertal, and spam.  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:22 PM   #37 
  - Then we could open a Neandertal Burger Stand  Taverner   Nov-25-08 07:21 PM   #94 
  - global warming is destroying the last of their natural setting.  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:17 PM   #20 
     - OK they can work in the coal mines then.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:18 PM   #22 
     - another nifty fifty: "I been workin in a coal mine, ..." along with "Alley oop oop.."  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:20 PM   #29 
     - What? Antarctica?  Taverner   Nov-25-08 06:28 PM   #53 
  - NO!!! Don't clone Wooly Mammoths either - they'd be lonely and  whutgives   Nov-25-08 06:16 PM   #15 
  - Not if we clone a few dozen!  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:17 PM   #19 
     - But all the artic regions where they would be happy are going - very  whutgives   Nov-25-08 06:20 PM   #30 
        - We can keep them in Zoos and sell them to circuses.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:27 PM   #52 
  - we're all clones. one are all and all are one. one are all and all are one.  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:16 PM   #16 
  - We are stardust.  arcadian   Nov-25-08 06:20 PM   #28 
  - then we better get ourselves back to the garden  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:21 PM   #33 
     - Deja-vu  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:34 PM   #65 
     - This thread just blew my mind.  spoony   Nov-26-08 06:45 PM   #111 
  - we're hybrids doncha' know  azurnoir   Nov-25-08 06:47 PM   #77 
  - Hell no  JFN1   Nov-25-08 06:17 PM   #18 
  - Morloks?  seemunkee   Nov-25-08 06:19 PM   #23 
  - Or Eloi, depending on how you look at it...  Taverner   Nov-25-08 07:22 PM   #95 
  - Why not enslave you?  Cattledog   Nov-25-08 06:19 PM   #26 
  - Lighten up  arcadian   Nov-25-08 06:22 PM   #35 
  - Yeah, the Neanderthals had larger brains and lasted far longer than H. sapiens measly 20k yrs.  baldguy   Nov-25-08 06:23 PM   #40 
  - That is why you keep them in chains.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:32 PM   #64 
  - SOMEBODY took a pissy pill today.  MercutioATC   Nov-25-08 06:29 PM   #56 
     - I know, I can't believe how many are taking this thread seriously.  arcadian   Nov-25-08 06:35 PM   #67 
        - I think it has been fun.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:38 PM   #69 
           - Note to self. Enslaving a cloned race of 25,000 year old proto-humans = not cool.  arcadian   Nov-25-08 06:49 PM   #79 
              - I would not close that door, completely.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:51 PM   #81 
  - Well, on the evolutionary scale, we certainly treat other primates  hlthe2b   Nov-25-08 06:21 PM   #34 
  - Kinda "jumpin' the shark" aren't you  azurnoir   Nov-25-08 06:23 PM   #38 
  - wouldn't that be something. maybe they could fix the economy.  daninthemoon   Nov-25-08 06:24 PM   #43 
  - We can keep them in chains, don't let them get..  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:25 PM   #46 
  - No, but they shouldn't be allowed to get married. It's unnatural!  Zhade   Nov-25-08 06:23 PM   #39 
  - Married, no, but breed the hell out of them!  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:40 PM   #72 
     - I'd bang a Neanderthal.  arcadian   Nov-25-08 07:21 PM   #91 
        - The "I banged a gorilla" routine Robin Williams did is hysterical.  Zhade   Nov-26-08 06:43 PM   #110 
  - Enslave? I would like to date one.  Neshanic   Nov-25-08 06:24 PM   #41 
  - Why clone Neanderthals? There are already too many Republicans.  rug   Nov-25-08 06:25 PM   #47 
  - You mean like we do with other species that are "less than homo sapiens"...  MazeRat7   Nov-25-08 06:25 PM   #48 
  - No, but I think I would enjoy having a beer with one  slackmaster   Nov-25-08 06:30 PM   #58 
  - Joe the Plumbers Being Cloned?  we can do it   Nov-25-08 06:31 PM   #60 
  - The exact nomenclature for Neanderthals has been disputed for years  csziggy   Nov-25-08 06:31 PM   #61 
  - I don't want any slaves but I'd love to own one!  rasputin5   Nov-25-08 06:32 PM   #63 
  - NFL saves millions with Neanderthals. Work for twigs and live in stadium.  Neshanic   Nov-25-08 06:36 PM   #68 
  - As I recall, the Bible already allows owning Canadians as slaves.  fiziwig   Nov-25-08 06:38 PM   #70 
  - No.  SidneyCarton   Nov-25-08 06:39 PM   #71 
  - Yes.  MNDemNY   Nov-25-08 06:44 PM   #75 
     - Trying to be contrarian?  SidneyCarton   Nov-26-08 10:40 AM   #101 
        - Fer chrissake !!! Lighten the fuck up. Are you oblivious to the tone of this thread?  MNDemNY   Nov-26-08 11:00 AM   #102 
           - Sorry, posting while tired and a toddler on my lap.  SidneyCarton   Nov-26-08 03:53 PM   #108 
  - I thought we already had.  verges   Nov-25-08 06:45 PM   #76 
  - No, but you on the other hand, are a different story. eom  geckosfeet   Nov-25-08 06:50 PM   #80 
  - Maybe. Depends on their table manners. n/t  lumberjack_jeff   Nov-25-08 06:58 PM   #84 
  - If George W. Bush is human certainly the Neanderthal's were human  Better Believe It   Nov-25-08 07:15 PM   #88 
  - do i get a clone of me or some unknown person?  chimpsrsmarter   Nov-25-08 07:17 PM   #89 
  - Wouldn't they be remarkably bad slaves?  theboss   Nov-25-08 07:18 PM   #90 
  - They know Vista, so they would be phone support.  Neshanic   Nov-25-08 07:28 PM   #96 
     - I think I would pay them the minimum wage for that  theboss   Nov-25-08 07:29 PM   #97 
  - Are you suggesting humans aren't enslaved  SimpleTrend   Nov-25-08 07:21 PM   #92 
  - Would you be cool with them enslaving you?  L. Coyote   Nov-26-08 11:12 AM   #103 
  - No, that's what robots are for.  Evoman   Nov-26-08 01:12 PM   #105 
  - Only if the chicks are hot. n/t  greguganus   Nov-26-08 01:32 PM   #107 
 

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