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apocalypsehow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-24-08 01:25 PM
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351. This is the perfect place for one of my faves: A lifetime JFK assassination "researcher"...
and big time conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.

He's met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter, who tells him "all of our newcomers get one audience with the Almighty before you're fitted with your halo, and during that audience you get to ask Him one question."

"To anything?" the CT'er asks.

"Yes," Saint Peter replies, "you can ask Him anything, about any topic. He has all the answers."

So they get before the Almighty, and God says "WELCOME TO HEAVEN - ASK AND I SHALL ANSWER."

The CT'er says "God, as you know, all my life I've studied the assassination of President Kennedy, and even though I know there was a massive conspiracy, I never could pin down who was behind it. So I ask you: who really killed JFK?"

God says "LEE HARVEY OSWALD, ACTING ALONE, COMMITTED THAT FOUL DEED."

As they're walking off to fit the CT'er with his halo, he leans over to Saint Peter and says "wow! The conspiracy is a whole lot bigger than I thought."
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