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jamesatemple Donating Member (176 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-08 10:50 AM
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90. Made me sick, too!
MEET JIM, NOT EVERYONE LIKES HIM! SO WHAT?

YEP! I'M A GOOD AMERICAN

I am the Neocon-Conservative's worst Nightmare.

I follow their example of capitalization and

double-spacing in my replies to them but will

not omit the apostrophe indicating "possession".

I was a Master Mason, Secretary of the Lodge, until

a state officer embezzeled Masonic funds. I began

to see that Masonic dogma can be used for less-than-

good purposes and that describing one's self as

a Master Mason is intended disarm those who would

question one's character.

I ride in a four-wheeled Toyota pickup truck because

of it's utility, economy and frequency of repair

record and believe that blind allegiance to Nationalism

is a form of insanity.


I believe the money I make is the result of

the opportunity I've been provided by those

who have gone before me. Thus, I feel obligated

to see that a bit of it goes to help the needy, not

some Neocon governmental functionary to finance

wars of aggression.


I'm in touch with my feelings and try to consider

the feelings of others. And, I like it that way.

I think owning a long-gun could make you a hunter

while owning a pistol could make you a plinker,

collector, or killer. Smart Americans use a

scatter gun for home protection rather than use a

hand-cannon, the use of which might very well kill

a loved one in another room.


I think being a minority does not make you

noble or victimized. Yet, I understand that a

certain entitlement is required to ameliorate

the limitations of education imposed upon minorities

for most of their lives. A helping hand may offset

a little of the hand that held chains, whips, and ropes.

Decent folks will help their neighbors, regardless

of their color, culture, sexual orientation, age, size, or

religion. Knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, red-necked

Neocons can take their inhumanity and stick it!


I believe that, if you are selling me a

Big Mac, you can point to a picture if

English is becoming your second language.

I believe that everyone has right to pray to

his or her god, if any, when it doesn't interfere

with critical responsibilities.

I love the memory of John Wayne, Babe Ruth, and

Roy Rogers. Yet, my heroes are Mark Twain,

Robert Ingersol, Stephen Jay Gould, Carl Sagan,

Isaac Assimov, et al.


I don't hate the rich; I consider the plight of

the poor.


I know wrestling is fake but enjoyed watching it

with Grandma, who just knew that Danny Savage was

really raking a Grand Prize beer cap across Gorgeous

George's eyes.


I've never owned a slave, though I thought I had

until my first wife got me straightened out in a

hurry. I've been a slave to a number of things

but only a boss or two who felt I should earn the

monies provided me. I haven't burned any witches,

though I've pissed-off one or two. I haven't been

persecuted by the Turks or anyone else except an

ex-wife who I wish would shut up already...and

loud-mouthed, mindless Neocons who incessantly

push ignorance over facts, Nationalism over Globalism,

Patriotism over Common Sense, Religion over Realism.

I believe if you don't like the way things

are here, you can work in our Democracy to change

them. This is a part of America, as is Canada, Mexico,

Meso- and South America. This is the United States of

America and we change it for the better as intellect

and circumstances demand.


If you were born here and don't like it, you are free

to work to change it. And, if Neocons don't like positive,

morally-required changes, they can go establish their own

dictatorship and have George W. Bush for the Dictator.

I'm not a bit interested in knowing which church it is where

Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches anymore than I am in knowing

where Ann Coulter practices law. I feel certain that

Coulter's gets her money from hate-filled, devisive

Neocons who delight in her trashy, despicable invective. She,

perhaps, he is an highest example of the Ugly American that

the rest of the world abhors.

Can I get a "Hell, yes" to that one?


I also think the cops have limited rights to pull

you over and should exercise those rights upon lawbreakers.

It is right if warranted and unacceptable if not. And, I wonder

how the general noun "god" got placed upon our currency in place of

the proper noun "YHWH". It is a mystery to me but I think that

there are folks too ignorant to understand what I've written...

and proud of that ignorance.


I think that if a ballot is so poorly designed that its

proper completion is not intuitive, then the folks that

created it are stupid or attempting fraud. I don't want them

deciding, by their deception, who should be running the most

militarily powerful nation in the world for the next

four years.

I feel that each citizen, including the President of the United

States, should honor his Country in anyway that he or she feels

fit and not by a method demanded by some Neocon nitwit.

I don't dislike folks trying to stay alive through any legal

activity. I don't feel guilt or shame for saying, "Thank you, no."

It could be that the Neocon agenda has put the poor stiff into

that untenable position.

I believe that each of us is instrumental to our society and its

children. When a child is about to do something dangerous or

illegal, it is unconscionable for an adult not to speak up. Too,

single-parent families can raise fine children who may grow up to

be President.

I believe that 'illegal' is illegal according to the law as it

stands and that unjust laws should be overturned whenever

necessary.

I believe the American flag is an honorable representation of the

group of colonies that have come together, united in their desire

to offer freedom, liberty, and opportunity to all. While it is

displayed in the highest position on a flagpole, as it should be,

no asshole Neocon will ever deprive me of flying the flag of the

Lone Star State, formerly Republic of Texas, just under it.


If this make me a GOOD American, then yes,

I'm a GOOD American.

If you are a GOOD American, too, please print this missive

out and shove it some Neocon's ass.

We've got our Country back!



WE NEED CARING, HARD-WORKING, REPECTFUL, INTELLIGENT, DECENT

FOLKS IN OUR COUNTRY WHOSE HONORABLE, WORTHY PROTESTATIONS

AND DECLARATIONS STIFLE THE HATE-FILLED GARBAGE SPEWED OUT BY

DISGUSTING NEOCONS.




WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,
ONLY BECAUSE FOLKS WERE AND ARE BRAVE
ENOUGH TO PUT THEIR HEELS ON THE THROATS
OF THOSE WHO WOULD DIVIDE US UNDER THE
GUISE OF PATRIOTISM!







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  -More Fun With Freepers... renie408  Nov-12-08 11:24 AM   #0 
  - Damn, I need a cigarette!  Ishoutandscream2   Nov-12-08 11:29 AM   #1 
  - Tell this ass monkey that MOST AMERICANS ARE PRO CHOICE.  impeachdubya   Nov-12-08 11:29 AM   #2 
  - Pro Life as a term is so insane  PatrynXX   Nov-13-08 02:23 AM   #50 
  - i still prefer the term...  sentelle   Nov-13-08 08:38 AM   #74 
  - Right On! "Anti-Choice" - Don't Let THEM Define the Terms  evilkumquat   Nov-13-08 09:32 AM   #80 
  - "Forced pregnancy" is the term I prefer to use because that's  proReality   Nov-13-08 10:28 AM   #89 
  - That's the way  pipi_k   Nov-13-08 10:56 AM   #91 
  - The best is what a friend came up with - they're only 'Pro-Birth', because they don't give a shit  codjh9   Nov-13-08 08:22 PM   #125 
  - Ever wonder why "pro-life"-ers are generally in favor of capital punishment?  George II   Nov-13-08 12:45 PM   #105 
  - Another crazy thing? The majority of them don't think contraception should be legal, either.  impeachdubya   Nov-13-08 01:13 PM   #107 
  - Pro-Birth is fitting b/c they don't give a $hit after a baby  dae   Nov-13-08 06:32 PM   #123 
  - I'll let the great comedian Bill Hicks speak for me.  hangman86   Nov-13-08 08:18 PM   #124 
  - I would have taken less time to just say this:  Lasher   Nov-12-08 11:31 AM   #3 
  - Yeah, but that wouldn't have been nearly as much fun. n/t  renie408   Nov-12-08 11:33 AM   #4 
     - I know just what you mean.  Lasher   Nov-12-08 12:30 PM   #26 
        - What did rocks ever do to you?  Chulanowa   Nov-12-08 12:46 PM   #28 
           - When I was six or seven years old a flat, sharp, rock thrown by  pokercat999   Nov-13-08 06:57 AM   #64 
           - I've had a pet rock for 13 years..  pipi_k   Nov-13-08 11:06 AM   #93 
  - Nice one  edwardlindy   Nov-12-08 11:35 AM   #5 
  - Yay! That was fun!  Dr_eldritch   Nov-12-08 11:38 AM   #6 
  - Wasn't the offshore drilling ban implemented by Bush Sr?  brooklynite   Nov-12-08 11:39 AM   #7 
  - HA HA  temperancedissent   Nov-12-08 11:40 AM   #8 
  - Bookmarked.  Mz Pip   Nov-12-08 11:42 AM   #9 
  - i still don't know who she voted for,  barbtries   Nov-13-08 06:06 AM   #61 
  - So send 'em an email...  wolfgangmo   Nov-13-08 11:37 AM   #97 
     - Hmmmmm  Mz Pip   Nov-13-08 11:54 AM   #99 
  - Is this frothing at the mouth over things that haven't actually happened new?  mwb970   Nov-12-08 11:44 AM   #10 
  - Pre-emptive frothing has a long and hallowed tradition among RW nutjobs.  JHB   Nov-13-08 03:58 AM   #54 
  - Is it mass psychosis?  wolfgangmo   Nov-13-08 11:39 AM   #98 
  - Damn, so satisfying! I think I love you!  chatnoir   Nov-12-08 11:49 AM   #11 
  - Such a nice smackdown.  Maestro   Nov-12-08 11:50 AM   #12 
  - Damn skippy! I think that about sums it all up, yes?  MPK   Nov-12-08 11:53 AM   #13 
  - Oh, Man! Did you get a reply to that??  GreenPartyVoter   Nov-12-08 11:56 AM   #14 
  - Yep, here it is along with what I wrote back:  renie408   Nov-12-08 12:11 PM   #19 
     - I almost think you aren't gonna get a reply to that one. What's left to say? LOL  GreenPartyVoter   Nov-12-08 12:15 PM   #21 
     - Probably not. I read all of it to my husband and he is just hoping the guy  renie408   Nov-12-08 12:16 PM   #22 
        - Keep a baseball bat by the door just in case.  GreenPartyVoter   Nov-12-08 12:18 PM   #23 
           - Not a problem. We raise German Shepherds. :)  renie408   Nov-12-08 12:21 PM   #24 
              - Hey now, leave the German Shepherds out of it  ekwhite   Nov-13-08 08:12 AM   #70 
     - You know, I'm a Mensan  Roxi   Nov-12-08 12:27 PM   #25 
     - Mensa member here, also  ekwhite   Nov-13-08 08:14 AM   #71 
        - Same Here  ProfessorGAC   Nov-13-08 11:27 AM   #96 
        - Me too  EstimatedProphet   Nov-13-08 01:25 PM   #108 
        - Yup ... fellow Mensan here, too.  Autumn Colors   Nov-13-08 01:29 PM   #110 
        - I stopped going years ago.  Roxi   Nov-13-08 09:45 PM   #128 
     - OMG this is great stuff!!!  Roland99   Nov-12-08 12:52 PM   #32 
     - Use incongruous phrasing  The Wizard   Nov-13-08 06:04 AM   #60 
     - Beautiful. These Republicant's need to be taught a lesson in manners  AndrewP   Nov-13-08 08:55 AM   #77 
     - A work of art! Keep us posted if you get any further "responses" from this world-class  calimary   Nov-13-08 09:56 AM   #84 
     - Oh, SNAP!  blackops   Nov-13-08 11:17 AM   #95 
  - Great response!  CraftyGal   Nov-12-08 11:57 AM   #15 
  - I personally find the "Obama is the antichrist" posts to be the most fun  noonwitch   Nov-12-08 11:59 AM   #16 
  - Of course he is the antichrist...  awoke_in_2003   Nov-13-08 04:18 AM   #55 
  - What I don't get is why they get all worked up about  prostock69   Nov-13-08 06:13 AM   #62 
  - Why dignify Freepers?  John Kerry VonErich   Nov-12-08 11:59 AM   #17 
  - Everybody has to have a hobby. n/t  renie408   Nov-12-08 12:14 PM   #20 
  - Because some of them just ask for it...!!! n/t  Hepburn   Nov-13-08 08:51 AM   #76 
  - Then you are falling into their trap.  John Kerry VonErich   Nov-13-08 12:08 PM   #100 
  - It's educating them and the others reading the emails.  redqueen   Nov-13-08 10:16 AM   #86 
  - I need more than a cigarette!  RedLetterRev   Nov-12-08 12:06 PM   #18 
  - OMG that was beautiful. I'm going to bookmark for further use if that's  monmouth   Nov-12-08 12:39 PM   #27 
  - "then you are even crazier than your emails would lead people to believe"  zbdent   Nov-12-08 12:49 PM   #29 
  - HOLY CRAP! That was AWESOME!!!!!  Roland99   Nov-12-08 12:50 PM   #30 
  - Damn that was great!!!! I've copied that for future use! Great  firedupdem   Nov-12-08 12:51 PM   #31 
  - ## PLEASE DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ##  DU GrovelBot   Nov-12-08 12:52 PM   #33 
  - That was downright orgasmic!  NanceGreggs   Nov-12-08 03:49 PM   #34 
  - can I tell you.  onethatcares   Nov-12-08 04:22 PM   #35 
  - K & R!  CampDem   Nov-12-08 04:26 PM   #36 
  - I'm so glad our side fights back now. We need to keep flinging it back in their faces.  Oregonian   Nov-12-08 04:44 PM   #37 
  - I think I'm in love. n/t  SalmonChantedEvening   Nov-12-08 05:18 PM   #38 
  - K&R for a terrific rant!  Omnibus   Nov-12-08 06:56 PM   #39 
  - I thought it was good...  Life Long Dem   Nov-12-08 09:33 PM   #40 
  - Freepers...  varun   Nov-12-08 10:18 PM   #41 
  - wow--that was nice (if not understated) (lol) n/t (k&r)  orleans   Nov-12-08 10:24 PM   #42 
  - *lol* That's great!  grannylib   Nov-12-08 11:07 PM   #43 
  - recommended!  B Calm   Nov-12-08 11:41 PM   #44 
  - That was so much fun to read!! If you do it again, please post that one too...  BrklynLiberal   Nov-13-08 12:42 AM   #45 
  - He sounds like one of those pajama bloggers Sarah compalins about..  Historic NY   Nov-13-08 12:42 AM   #46 
  - Your post reminds me of Rachel Maddow  ekwhite   Nov-13-08 08:19 AM   #72 
     - 85% of Americans are happy with their health care? LOL. I don't think 85% have health care.  crazylikafox   Nov-13-08 12:50 PM   #106 
        - LOL I thought the same thing  MessiahRp   Nov-13-08 01:26 PM   #109 
  - I don't HATE the US Constitution Allison, I just prefer the US Constitution Steve. n/t  TygrBright   Nov-13-08 12:45 AM   #47 
  - LOL, that was fantastic! But shouldn't you have  liberalhistorian   Nov-13-08 01:51 AM   #48 
  - Reminds me of the days of the Yahoo Message Boards.  Seldona   Nov-13-08 02:23 AM   #49 
  - Sucks to be him....  JohnnyRingo   Nov-13-08 02:37 AM   #51 
  - Freeps- Crazier than a bunch of Shit House Rats  kiloman   Nov-13-08 03:08 AM   #52 
  - Well done! I hope you inspire more folks to....  Sparky 1   Nov-13-08 03:31 AM   #53 
  - K/R, since you're doing it so we don't have to.  zehnkatzen   Nov-13-08 04:38 AM   #56 
  - Beautiful. BEEEEEEEEE - OOOOOOO OOOOOOO - TIIIIIIIII - FFFULLLLLLL!  tom_paine   Nov-13-08 04:41 AM   #57 
  - I received this e-mail  Enthusiast   Nov-13-08 05:06 AM   #58 
  - If you'd like, I can answer that for you....n/t  renie408   Nov-13-08 09:08 AM   #78 
  - Thanks, renie408. Did it. nt  Enthusiast   Nov-13-08 02:10 PM   #114 
  - Made me sick, too!  jamesatemple   Nov-13-08 10:50 AM   #90 
     - That is excellent! nt  Enthusiast   Nov-13-08 02:09 PM   #113 
     - Thank you very kindly, Enthusiast!  jamesatemple   Nov-13-08 04:53 PM   #118 
     - That was awesome!!  ladym55   Nov-13-08 08:29 PM   #126 
        - Thank you, ladym55!  jamesatemple   Nov-13-08 08:44 PM   #127 
  - We horrible liberals will be sorry when every American gets free health care.  fasttense   Nov-13-08 05:35 AM   #59 
  - I would love to see the day  ann_american2004   Nov-13-08 05:20 PM   #121 
  - fuckin' awesome dude! (dudette?)  ejbr   Nov-13-08 06:37 AM   #63 
  - I love the smell of ass kicking in the morning  jhain   Nov-13-08 07:00 AM   #65 
  - I think I had almost as much fun reading that as you must have had writing it!  beac   Nov-13-08 07:01 AM   #66 
  - Whoo-hoo!  Mad_Dem_X   Nov-13-08 07:10 AM   #67 
  - Wow. You sure perked up my morning!  crim son   Nov-13-08 07:51 AM   #68 
  - wow- that was GOOD  Marrah_G   Nov-13-08 08:03 AM   #69 
  - Great post to read with my first cup of coffee! : )  madmom   Nov-13-08 08:32 AM   #73 
  - Whoa.....  Hepburn   Nov-13-08 08:48 AM   #75 
  - "The three of them couldn't scrape up an IQ higher than Radio's"  jmrobins00   Nov-13-08 09:08 AM   #79 
  - Terrific!! And your second reply really baRACKS!!  BlancheSplanchnik   Nov-13-08 09:50 AM   #81 
  - thanks - i needed the laugh this morning. from now on whenever  TBF   Nov-13-08 09:52 AM   #82 
  - Good Rant  debunkthelies   Nov-13-08 09:53 AM   #83 
  - Nice nice nice!  BluePatriot21   Nov-13-08 10:10 AM   #85 
  - Brilliant job, you!  redqueen   Nov-13-08 10:19 AM   #87 
  - I'm Surprised Cheney Had the Balls to E-Mail You.  MagicKenny   Nov-13-08 10:25 AM   #88 
  - I'm always torn between  drmeow   Nov-13-08 11:04 AM   #92 
  - Damn, I wonder if he'll ever stop pissing blood?  asdjrocky   Nov-13-08 11:13 AM   #94 
  - Fun to read! But, how do you REALLY feel about it??  VaYallaDawg   Nov-13-08 12:12 PM   #101 
  - ACTUAL POLL FIGURES!  theFrankFactor   Nov-13-08 12:22 PM   #102 
  - I bookmarked i'm sure a few tidbits here will go a long way in the future.  Historic NY   Nov-13-08 12:36 PM   #103 
  - I love those freepers - they're great for mindless entertainment. He/she refused to recognize...  George II   Nov-13-08 12:44 PM   #104 
  - BRAVO!  Joanne98   Nov-13-08 01:33 PM   #111 
  - I love when they capitalize the first letter of a word  louis-t   Nov-13-08 01:41 PM   #112 
  - This is one of my favorite threads ever  Mongooseflies   Nov-13-08 03:58 PM   #115 
  - They revoked my posting privledges on FreeRepublic.com  bluevoter4life   Nov-13-08 04:28 PM   #116 
  - After reading this, I feel cheered up, too.  Jesuswasntafascist   Nov-13-08 04:39 PM   #117 
  - The health care statistic, if it is accurate, is misleading  rpannier   Nov-13-08 05:01 PM   #119 
  - THIS IS MORE EXCELLENT THAN WORDS CAN CONVEY  ann_american2004   Nov-13-08 05:11 PM   #120 
  - Have to say, Well done.  cachukis   Nov-13-08 06:13 PM   #122 
  - If stupid was stone, each freeper would be the Great Wall.  HughBeaumont   Nov-13-08 10:00 PM   #129 
  - Wow!  pinstikfartherin   Nov-13-08 10:15 PM   #130 
  - Ouch. :) nt  quiet.american   Nov-13-08 10:31 PM   #131 
  - 86% happy with health care  LiberalPersona   Nov-13-08 10:52 PM   #132 
 

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