| -Oh Boy, Oh Boy! In Four More Days I Get to be a Communist! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 03:52 PM |
#0 |
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I always wanted to name my kids Boris and Natasha! |
sfexpat2000 |
Oct-31-08 03:54 PM |
#1 |
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Sister Comrade, I will mail you the papers to change their names. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 03:58 PM |
#3 |
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I've waited years to take away their Bibles |
wryter2000 |
Oct-31-08 03:58 PM |
#2 |
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Fox New Channel soon to become a true "Red State" QVC-styled outlet |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 04:01 PM |
#7 |
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I like #6, that would be some good reality teevee...n/t |
Virginia Dare |
Oct-31-08 03:59 PM |
#4 |
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While true, we will be too busy in the buckwheat fields to watch. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 04:15 PM |
#11 |
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Can't wait to see Dennis scrubbing the chamber pots. |
Chorophyll |
Oct-31-08 04:00 PM |
#5 |
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Laughter is from that other century! It denotes weakness. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 04:23 PM |
#13 |
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I thought Dennis was already the chamber pot scrubber for the neocons |
nichomachus |
Oct-31-08 04:32 PM |
#14 |
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I think Dennis is more like a licker and kisser of things. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 04:50 PM |
#16 |
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New tractor! Bulgar! |
MadrasT |
Oct-31-08 04:00 PM |
#6 |
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At last we get to eat food, just like Czar Cheney. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 04:04 PM |
#10 |
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I'll start worrrrrkingk on my auccent. |
Turbineguy |
Oct-31-08 04:01 PM |
#8 |
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mmmm--black bread ! |
gypsylud |
Oct-31-08 04:02 PM |
#9 |
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Comrade, you have dissapointed the state |
halo experiment |
Oct-31-08 04:21 PM |
#12 |
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You have just added it! We are not one person, but one state! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 05:19 PM |
#23 |
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Comrade Kurovski Have you forgotten the Rules!? |
StClone |
Oct-31-08 04:41 PM |
#15 |
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I thought that's what I was doing! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 04:53 PM |
#18 |
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Damn I thought 1-8 were the Bush doctrine |
malaise |
Oct-31-08 06:14 PM |
#39 |
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karl marx, presente! |
Hannah Bell |
Oct-31-08 04:51 PM |
#17 |
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I'd like Comrade Cheney to have to wait for a battery |
malaise |
Oct-31-08 04:53 PM |
#19 |
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Now my friend malaise, the State works for efficiency in all matters. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 04:57 PM |
#20 |
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Comrade Leader Kurovski |
malaise |
Oct-31-08 06:06 PM |
#33 |
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That matter may be something other than that which it may seem, when the matter is first reviewed. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:19 PM |
#41 |
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This thread is the best |
malaise |
Oct-31-08 07:47 PM |
#72 |
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I'm torn. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 08:15 PM |
#84 |
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But it's good for the digestion. |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 08:20 PM |
#87 |
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It weakens the haunches of our Olympic gymnasts. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 08:28 PM |
#88 |
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I'm looking forward to postage stamps with pictures of barbed wire on them! |
NoPasaran |
Oct-31-08 04:58 PM |
#21 |
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Grammar will be strictly enforced. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 05:02 PM |
#22 |
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"Grammar will be strictly enforced." O joy! O brave new world! |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 05:51 PM |
#30 |
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And it is not "the calvary" that now comes to your rescue, |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:11 PM |
#36 |
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Hurrah for the health of the State! Long live Comrade Kurovski! |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 06:32 PM |
#47 |
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"Are" offenders will be rounded-up as soon as "our" Central office recieves the call. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:41 PM |
#51 |
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May we have a hotline to the Central Committee installed at the collective bulgar farm? |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 06:58 PM |
#54 |
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So, not only will you toil to nourish the nation, |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 07:08 PM |
#59 |
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Comrade K, you know I'll do any damn thing you want me to do. |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 07:33 PM |
#66 |
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That is Comrade leader to you |
malaise |
Oct-31-08 06:16 PM |
#40 |
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Okay, but what about my "triumphant tractors"? |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 07:36 PM |
#68 |
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Comrade Leader and the Politburo |
malaise |
Oct-31-08 07:48 PM |
#73 |
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I will pole dance for them. |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 07:51 PM |
#75 |
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The ancient mystery of Asia in the curve of a belly! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 08:08 PM |
#82 |
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LOL |
malaise |
Oct-31-08 09:44 PM |
#105 |
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What a triumph it is indeed, Comrade. |
myrna minx |
Oct-31-08 08:59 PM |
#93 |
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Senator-Comrade Feingold |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:42 PM |
#104 |
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Hahahaha I claimed him first, comrade! |
myrna minx |
Nov-01-08 10:31 AM |
#119 |
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And what do we do in a collectivist society? |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 12:09 PM |
#121 |
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My favorite comrade, I chose the sharing houses one |
Laurab |
Oct-31-08 05:23 PM |
#24 |
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My beloved sister of the revolution... |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 05:32 PM |
#26 |
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Well then don't put Rush in there, after all. |
Laurab |
Oct-31-08 05:40 PM |
#29 |
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It is only the State that completes our lives and gives us hope. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 05:56 PM |
#31 |
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I vant to vork in da pineapple fields. |
livvy |
Oct-31-08 05:26 PM |
#25 |
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I'm afraid pineapples lead to indulging in the hula. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 05:36 PM |
#27 |
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Ya. |
livvy |
Oct-31-08 06:07 PM |
#34 |
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Maybe in Afghanistan. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:13 PM |
#37 |
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Oh,Comrade K! I have so missed your posts and am verrry glad you are back |
Melissa G |
Oct-31-08 05:40 PM |
#28 |
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I have been busy with the Central Committee. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:28 PM |
#44 |
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Heh, I feel preempted & trumped... |
JackRiddler |
Oct-31-08 06:05 PM |
#32 |
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It's funny in a stomach-turning, wearying and tedious kind of way. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:35 PM |
#48 |
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I had to vote "Heavy Metal balalaika bands" -- let the amplified strains of "Lara's Theme" ring |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 06:09 PM |
#35 |
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I Am Iron Curtain Man!! |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-31-08 07:35 PM |
#67 |
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wOOt!!!! |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 07:46 PM |
#71 |
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Tired and adjusting Tovarich SW |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-31-08 07:53 PM |
#76 |
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Apparently, we are not only Godless Communists, |
Patsy Stone |
Oct-31-08 06:13 PM |
#38 |
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I was just noticing that. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:21 PM |
#42 |
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Or |
Patsy Stone |
Oct-31-08 06:29 PM |
#46 |
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Along those same lines, |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 07:13 PM |
#60 |
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"pole dancers already have it hard enough" -- then I would call that a job well done. |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 06:38 PM |
#50 |
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Oh come on, how can you people turn down a new tractor???! |
skooooo |
Oct-31-08 06:23 PM |
#43 |
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The pragmatic leadership of the wise Comrade Obama will avoid the pitfalls of predecessor states |
Jack Rabbit |
Oct-31-08 06:28 PM |
#45 |
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Let us trim our hair in accordance with Socialist lifestyle! |
htuttle |
Oct-31-08 06:35 PM |
#49 |
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It means... |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:48 PM |
#52 |
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So...pony tails are right out, then? |
htuttle |
Oct-31-08 06:54 PM |
#53 |
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Pony tails are more than acceptable. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 06:59 PM |
#55 |
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technically all males are in the military reserve |
nadinbrzezinski |
Oct-31-08 07:07 PM |
#58 |
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Comrade Palin: "Hey, I can see the glorious Motherland |
Career Prole |
Oct-31-08 07:00 PM |
#56 |
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! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 07:02 PM |
#57 |
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ROFL? No, comrade, ROFL on you! |
Career Prole |
Oct-31-08 07:23 PM |
#62 |
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I can finally use my real name everywhere, not just on the internet tubes! |
fifthgendem |
Oct-31-08 07:14 PM |
#61 |
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And a Happy Halloween to you! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 07:59 PM |
#80 |
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I was going to vote for Inceased Godlessness. Love that Increased Godlessness. |
tom_paine |
Oct-31-08 07:28 PM |
#63 |
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Oh comrade tom! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 07:43 PM |
#69 |
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tom_paine LOVES Communism. Just like the ORIGINAL Tom Paine. |
tom_paine |
Nov-02-08 05:44 AM |
#168 |
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Heavy Metal balalaika bands. |
madeline_con |
Oct-31-08 07:28 PM |
#64 |
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Since 1997. Same line, still no toilet paper. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-31-08 07:33 PM |
#65 |
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I think about you, I remember you, dear enchanted. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 07:45 PM |
#70 |
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Mon frer, mon homme joyeux |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-31-08 07:56 PM |
#78 |
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"For where we miss him he resides..." |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 08:04 PM |
#81 |
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When do we get to take away everyone's guns and beat them into sickles? |
DireStrike |
Oct-31-08 07:51 PM |
#74 |
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"a nice new, MASSIVELY EPIC, GLORIOUS National Anthem!" -- As played by our glorious heavy metal |
scarletwoman |
Oct-31-08 07:54 PM |
#77 |
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K&R. |
Mr_Jefferson_24 |
Oct-31-08 07:59 PM |
#79 |
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A message from The Central Committee regarding increasing the number of RECOMMENDS to this thread. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 08:13 PM |
#83 |
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Call me a horny Tony Orlando... |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-31-08 08:18 PM |
#85 |
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I can... |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 08:41 PM |
#89 |
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Lucky me! I just covered the floors in foam rubber. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-31-08 08:45 PM |
#91 |
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Have a hose handy, and we shall soon have an army of sardine canners |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:03 PM |
#94 |
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Nick Nolte and Debra Winger await further intruction. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Oct-31-08 09:05 PM |
#95 |
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But all the homosexuals are still waiting |
foxfeet |
Nov-01-08 09:01 PM |
#164 |
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Expect it on May the first, comrade. |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 04:09 PM |
#186 |
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And what's Billo going to be doing while Comrade Dennis cleans the chamber pots? |
GoneOffShore |
Oct-31-08 08:18 PM |
#86 |
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A falafel-flavored loofah? |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 08:49 PM |
#92 |
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My dearest Comrade, I wish I had more time to construct my answer, but I |
myrna minx |
Oct-31-08 08:43 PM |
#90 |
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As long as "the forced homosexual marriages" produce offspring, |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:09 PM |
#97 |
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Considering we have put our faith in godless science, anything is possible, my Comrade. |
myrna minx |
Oct-31-08 09:22 PM |
#100 |
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Ah...but there is so much yet to do. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:36 PM |
#103 |
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Heavy Metal balalaika bands! |
Hardhead |
Oct-31-08 09:07 PM |
#96 |
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GOTV! |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:11 PM |
#98 |
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On another topic concerning potty-mouthed candidates for president... |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:18 PM |
#99 |
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Or to 80's musik! |
myrna minx |
Oct-31-08 09:25 PM |
#101 |
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I can't hear it or see it, I'm on a Soviet-surplus computeratrola from 1961. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:31 PM |
#102 |
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All hail Barack the Obama and his sputnik program! |
myrna minx |
Nov-01-08 11:24 AM |
#120 |
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Comrade Kurovski..... |
unkachuck |
Oct-31-08 09:48 PM |
#106 |
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I think counterrevolutionaries are upping the "views" meter. |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 09:55 PM |
#107 |
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McCain Campaign Accuses Obama of Ties to Satan |
nobodyhome |
Oct-31-08 10:26 PM |
#108 |
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Please allow me to introduce myself... |
Kurovski |
Oct-31-08 10:31 PM |
#109 |
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I don't wanna be a Communist...They're too far to the right for me |
rpannier |
Oct-31-08 10:35 PM |
#110 |
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The choice is yours. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 05:05 PM |
#158 |
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I had to go with the increased godlessness |
Wetzelbill |
Oct-31-08 11:06 PM |
#111 |
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Increased Godlessness is the campaign platform |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 12:38 PM |
#123 |
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by my muliplication if we make up 1 point a day until the election |
Wetzelbill |
Nov-01-08 12:56 PM |
#124 |
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You know, we're going to win anyway... |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 01:18 PM |
#125 |
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oh yeah, same here |
Wetzelbill |
Nov-01-08 01:25 PM |
#126 |
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You betcha. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 01:47 PM |
#130 |
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It's been a hard year and a half of non-campaigning |
Wetzelbill |
Nov-01-08 01:58 PM |
#132 |
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We should have done the smart thing and conducted a coup. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:17 PM |
#134 |
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well, a dictatorship would be a whole lot easier, just as long as I was the dictator |
Wetzelbill |
Nov-01-08 02:22 PM |
#136 |
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No one can ever say that we never learned the lessons of recent history. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:30 PM |
#139 |
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And we didn't have to learn that history from a book |
Wetzelbill |
Nov-01-08 02:37 PM |
#142 |
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Yep. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:54 PM |
#145 |
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China is a large country you know |
Wetzelbill |
Nov-01-08 03:08 PM |
#148 |
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Finally, we can come out of the closet! |
autorank |
Oct-31-08 11:15 PM |
#112 |
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It is mainly for the trees. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 12:34 PM |
#122 |
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i still have a chance to write in you and Wetzelbill at the ballot -- that will stop things! |
Blue_Tires |
Oct-31-08 11:26 PM |
#113 |
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My friend, my comrade, COUNTRY FIRST, all for the State! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 01:31 PM |
#127 |
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I hope that "Increased Godlessness" includes the final victorious conclusion of the War on Christmas |
Jim Lane |
Nov-01-08 12:48 AM |
#114 |
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Of course! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:05 PM |
#133 |
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Heavy Metal balalaika bands!! |
Swamp Rat |
Nov-01-08 02:02 AM |
#115 |
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That's it comrade! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 01:42 PM |
#129 |
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"To the station!" |
Swamp Rat |
Nov-01-08 02:19 PM |
#135 |
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Oh, Holy Family in a Honda!!! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:22 PM |
#137 |
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Spasibo, comrade! |
Swamp Rat |
Nov-01-08 02:33 PM |
#140 |
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Horror show, comrade. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:57 PM |
#146 |
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I have a download for you, Comrades! |
DailyGrind51 |
Nov-01-08 07:12 AM |
#116 |
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Attention! |
malaise |
Nov-01-08 07:21 AM |
#117 |
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Spasiba, Comrade Malaise! |
DailyGrind51 |
Nov-01-08 08:26 AM |
#118 |
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Is glorious post, da! |
Octafish |
Nov-01-08 01:40 PM |
#128 |
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Is glorious leader Obamaskavitch! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 03:03 PM |
#147 |
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Akshully, you're a Marksest Commonist now, but in four days you'll be a demon-possessed Commonist |
kenny blankenship |
Nov-01-08 01:52 PM |
#131 |
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The more glory, the better!!! |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 05:03 PM |
#197 |
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I want abortion clinics to replace churches, so I voted Increased Godlessness |
Ishoutandscream2 |
Nov-01-08 02:28 PM |
#138 |
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That is the dream of every properly unselfish citizen. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:39 PM |
#143 |
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But how Glorious Leader Barack do five year plan when only |
JeffR |
Nov-01-08 02:34 PM |
#141 |
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Ah, good comrade Jeffovsky, dear comrade and simple, ignorant peasant! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 02:47 PM |
#144 |
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Would like please autograph of famed pundit Kristol! |
JeffR |
Nov-01-08 03:18 PM |
#149 |
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Kristol will have fingers much too cold to sign his name, dear one. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 03:28 PM |
#150 |
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Hokay, then pony please. |
JeffR |
Nov-01-08 03:31 PM |
#151 |
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A pony it is. |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 03:40 PM |
#152 |
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I want a pony, too. I'll name her Lolita. nt |
Kukesa |
Nov-01-08 03:41 PM |
#153 |
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Hmmm... |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 04:17 PM |
#154 |
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Do you know that "Kukesa" means "little cookie" in Russian? |
Kukesa |
Nov-01-08 08:48 PM |
#163 |
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In that case... |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 05:38 PM |
#198 |
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Seatriscuit, please. |
JeffR |
Nov-01-08 04:54 PM |
#155 |
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! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 04:59 PM |
#156 |
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Two are swell! I call other one Proletariat Sekretariat. |
JeffR |
Nov-01-08 05:14 PM |
#159 |
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Yes, yes, as you wish, comrade! |
Kurovski |
Nov-01-08 05:36 PM |
#160 |
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You are covered in glory, Comrade K. |
JeffR |
Nov-01-08 05:41 PM |
#161 |
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DUzy |
malaise |
Nov-01-08 05:01 PM |
#157 |
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Yay! Back to brown shoes or black; bread or stale bread woohoo!! |
bridgit |
Nov-01-08 06:01 PM |
#162 |
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Such are the rewards of victory!! |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 05:00 PM |
#196 |
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Forgive me, Comrade, for I am laughing my red ass off |
Ishoutandscream2 |
Nov-01-08 10:02 PM |
#165 |
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Forgiveness will be yours if you will only work forty more hours |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 03:11 PM |
#170 |
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Shoes for Industry Compadre |
Throckmorton |
Nov-02-08 02:49 AM |
#166 |
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Shoes for the Dead! |
htuttle |
Nov-02-08 03:51 PM |
#181 |
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Shoes for Industry!! |
Throckmorton |
Nov-02-08 11:19 PM |
#200 |
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Kicking For More Heavy Metal Balalaika Votes! |
dbt |
Nov-02-08 05:09 AM |
#167 |
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Kick for hysterical!!! |
tsegat01 |
Nov-02-08 01:24 PM |
#169 |
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I just want some free money from the goverment |
Dac1915 |
Nov-02-08 03:16 PM |
#171 |
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Maybe--and don't take this the wrong way, comrade-- |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 03:33 PM |
#172 |
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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 03:37 PM |
#173 |
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Is there pizza in the Gulag, comrade? |
TahitiNut |
Nov-02-08 03:44 PM |
#175 |
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Yes |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 03:48 PM |
#179 |
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Mr. Malaise...build up that wall, |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 03:44 PM |
#176 |
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That would be Mrs Malaise Comrade leader |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 03:46 PM |
#177 |
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A thousand pardons, madam comrade! |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 03:47 PM |
#178 |
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LOL |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 03:49 PM |
#180 |
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Nyet! It is I who am ashamed. |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 04:00 PM |
#182 |
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Comrade Leader |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 04:11 PM |
#187 |
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Sic semper fascistus! |
TahitiNut |
Nov-02-08 04:08 PM |
#185 |
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Call that |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 04:13 PM |
#188 |
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There are Romanovs everywhere. |
TahitiNut |
Nov-02-08 04:34 PM |
#193 |
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I told of a purge for this Sunday, and was it not delivered? |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 04:16 PM |
#190 |
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With ruthless efficiency |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 04:53 PM |
#195 |
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"Rampant reproduction" sounds like fun. That's a platform I can get behind ... or on top of ... |
TahitiNut |
Nov-02-08 03:38 PM |
#174 |
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Comrade... |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 04:03 PM |
#183 |
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Kick for the greatest damned thread ever! |
Ishoutandscream2 |
Nov-02-08 04:07 PM |
#184 |
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I agree 100% |
malaise |
Nov-02-08 04:14 PM |
#189 |
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All threads are equal in the eyes of The State! |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 04:18 PM |
#191 |
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I stand corrected, Comrade |
Ishoutandscream2 |
Nov-02-08 04:32 PM |
#192 |
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If you will but stand for The State, then all is well and as it ever should be. |
Kurovski |
Nov-02-08 04:38 PM |
#194 |
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Comrade Kurovski, where are rest of Comrades? Voting is mandatory! |
JoeIsOneOfUs |
Nov-02-08 06:16 PM |
#199 |
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Would you care to volunteer with the purge, dear comrade Joe-IOOU? |
Kurovski |
Nov-03-08 05:55 PM |
#201 |
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ATTENTION PENSIONERS!!! A CHANGE IN YOUR MONTHLY ALLOTMENT!!! |
Kurovski |
Nov-03-08 06:02 PM |
#202 |
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All hail Dear Leader and his glorious ascendancy. |
myrna minx |
Nov-04-08 03:52 PM |
#203 |
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I'm retiring early for the 161 million dollar pension. |
Kurovski |
Nov-04-08 04:12 PM |
#204 |
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You will take your pummeling with stoic pride, for it will be for the true Glory. |
myrna minx |
Nov-04-08 05:20 PM |
#205 |
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What was I thinking? |
Kurovski |
Nov-04-08 05:31 PM |
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