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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-08 02:46 PM
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16. Went out to lunch today with my husband
We stopped on the way to the restaurant and picked up a National Enquirer. When we got to the restaurant we got the hostess to sit us near the buffet table. Then I pulled out the National Enquirer and made sure the "shocking" headlines were visible to those in the buffet area by draping it over the back of the chair facing the buffet table.

Over the course of an hour, we noticed people cocking their heads to read the headlines while they were filling their plates. We noticed people nudging their companions and pointing to the tabloid. We noticed when they looked upset or when they looked like they were expounding on the headline stories. A couple of times, when the buffet area got a little crowded, we had people strike up conversations with us as they waited for access to their buffet favorite. We had also had three people who stopped by the table just to talk about how bad the McCain-Palin ticket was for our country. Finally we had people who would walk by and make little comments like, "she's so fake" or "why did he/McCain choose her?" or "I'm for Obama". It was fun.

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  -Just start lying: Palin is pro choice; palin is an atheist--never goes to church democrat in Tallahassee  Sep-14-08 02:00 PM   #0 
  - The funny thing is that if we just told the truth and the media would  rainy   Sep-14-08 02:02 PM   #1 
  - I sent that church video to everyone on my list and I know that will  spenbax   Sep-14-08 02:04 PM   #2 
  - She just said she was a proud member of the NRA  newfie11   Sep-14-08 02:05 PM   #3 
  - she's lying again. she hates guns and wants to come and take mine away  democrat in Tallahassee   Sep-14-08 02:06 PM   #4 
  - no, she's a member of the "inn air ey" whatever that is.  Greg K   Sep-14-08 02:11 PM   #5 
  - The National Republican Assholes?  Mabus   Sep-14-08 02:18 PM   #6 
     - Good one  newfie11   Sep-14-08 02:20 PM   #7 
  - But her "lesbian lover" is off limits. What she does in the privacy of  alfredo   Sep-14-08 02:21 PM   #8 
  - Same for her lesbian lover's online escort service  Mabus   Sep-14-08 02:54 PM   #17 
     - Or that their kiddie bestiality site was shut down.  alfredo   Sep-14-08 03:48 PM   #18 
        - alfredo!  Mabus   Sep-14-08 03:51 PM   #19 
        - Thank you. Artist aren't always recognized in their lifetime.  alfredo   Sep-14-08 04:42 PM   #21 
           - I'm sure I'm not the only who recognizes your talents  Mabus   Sep-15-08 10:01 AM   #37 
              - Talent or pathology?  alfredo   Sep-15-08 04:35 PM   #41 
                 - you make the call  Mabus   Sep-15-08 05:49 PM   #42 
                    - I call the the fore, the one that fits the situation. Sometimes good old  alfredo   Sep-15-08 06:10 PM   #44 
                       - And it gives you a permanent out  Mabus   Sep-15-08 06:19 PM   #45 
                          - Works for me.  alfredo   Sep-15-08 06:27 PM   #47 
                             - I misunderestimate you all the time  Mabus   Sep-15-08 06:36 PM   #48 
                                - Also, my nerdy side has kept me above suspicion at critical times.  alfredo   Sep-15-08 06:58 PM   #49 
        - She buys Oxyconin with "cabbage" just like Rush Limpballs. nt  Boba Fett   Sep-14-08 04:19 PM   #20 
           - Roasted Moose with a Honey/Oxycodone marinade.  alfredo   Sep-14-08 04:45 PM   #22 
              - LOL!  Boba Fett   Sep-14-08 06:59 PM   #23 
                 - Welcome to DU  alfredo   Sep-14-08 07:06 PM   #24 
  - Republican are dishonest and liars and  pending   Sep-14-08 02:29 PM   #9 
  - Sara is a Mexican name. Where are her people from again?  sfexpat2000   Sep-14-08 02:30 PM   #10 
  - Sarah Palin is actually a gay man  leftofthedial   Sep-14-08 02:32 PM   #11 
  - Why lie, the truth is bad enough.  Xipe Totec   Sep-14-08 02:34 PM   #12 
  - Alaska is too close to Russia  Shiver   Sep-14-08 02:39 PM   #13 
  - I heard she's the biggest Planned Parenthood donor in Alaska!  sfexpat2000   Sep-14-08 02:42 PM   #15 
  - Some say she is a secretly a vegan/wiccan jihadist raised to infiltrate the highest seats...  Minnesota_Lib   Sep-14-08 02:41 PM   #14 
  - Went out to lunch today with my husband  Mabus   Sep-14-08 02:46 PM   #16 
  - Nice work. Bravo!  Boba Fett   Sep-14-08 07:15 PM   #26 
  - Good for you!  the dogfish   Sep-14-08 08:46 PM   #30 
  - BS! She's not an Athiest!  ThoughtCriminal   Sep-14-08 07:13 PM   #25 
  - I heard she worships Satan and drinks the blood of newborns.  Lord Helmet   Sep-14-08 07:57 PM   #27 
  - I heard she actually supports shooting illegal aliens crossing the border  brazos121200   Sep-14-08 08:38 PM   #28 
  - Sarah Palin shoots babies from airplanes.  the dogfish   Sep-14-08 08:44 PM   #29 
  - some people say she was very promiscuous in college and  brandnewlaptop   Sep-14-08 09:08 PM   #33 
     - There you go.  the dogfish   Sep-14-08 10:29 PM   #36 
  - She's a streetwalker?  HughMoran   Sep-14-08 08:57 PM   #31 
  - She gave McSame  SilasSouleII   Sep-14-08 08:58 PM   #32 
  - Palin had 12 abortions during the 4th July Weekend  DearAbby   Sep-14-08 09:20 PM   #34 
  - She killed a man in Reno just to watch him die  Generic Other   Sep-14-08 09:26 PM   #35 
  - I heard she masturbates with a wolf's severed paw.  tomeboy   Sep-15-08 10:21 AM   #38 
  - I heard she is a Huey Lewis fan. And that, in itself, loses my vote!  Ishoutandscream2   Sep-15-08 10:50 AM   #39 
  - I heard that she has an elite team of 6 big, burly black bodyguards...  NightHawk63   Sep-15-08 10:58 AM   #40 
  - Palin knows the cure for cancer..... and .....  ToddRodd   Sep-15-08 05:59 PM   #43 
  - That bearskin rug on her couch? killed it with her bare hands!  Neo   Sep-15-08 06:26 PM   #46 
  - I heard that if she's not elected, she's going to crank up HAARP  Mabus   Sep-15-08 07:01 PM   #50 

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