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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-27-08 01:21 PM
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GOP convention plan leaked…
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I don’t have all the details but a well-placed source has confirmed to me the following:

...Each speaker will have between 9 and 11 minutes to give their speeches

...The speakers will be rushed on stage and then off stage in “surge” fashion

...McCain will be dressed in his original POW attire, and behind him will be a large image of a cross. To the TV viewer it will look as though McCain is being crucified. There's some debate whether he will will be barefoot

...Chuck Norris and Cindy McCain will in a suspended cage with Chuck doing karate kicks and Cindy dancing topless

...Wilford Brimley will be distributing Diabeetus supply kits to the conventioneers

if you all hear about any other details please let us know.

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  -GOP convention plan leaked… burythehatchet  Aug-27-08 01:21 PM   #0 
  - Here's the promotional poster for Mr. Brimley's event at the convention  TornadoTN   Aug-27-08 01:23 PM   #1 
  - LOL  liberal N proud   Aug-27-08 01:24 PM   #2 
  - Here's the rest of it:  Triana   Aug-27-08 01:25 PM   #3 
  - All the delegates will be given marshmallow guns with which  DS1   Aug-27-08 01:25 PM   #4 
  - hahaha! PRICELESS!  TornadoTN   Aug-27-08 01:28 PM   #5 
  - LOL!  Swamp Rat   Aug-27-08 01:59 PM   #9 
  - Well, you know they have to do something to end the boredom. nt  jwirr   Aug-27-08 01:34 PM   #6 
  - They will all wear "I Like Eich" buttons for that "retro" look.  alfredo   Aug-27-08 01:38 PM   #7 
  - I've read a lot of funny stuff today but this takes the prize! n/t  sandyj999   Aug-27-08 01:56 PM   #8 
  - Don't forget the Talibornagain who will be conducting the crucifixion.  Swamp Rat   Aug-27-08 02:01 PM   #10 
  - And the entire "Press Corpse" will be there properly attired with  tsuki   Aug-27-08 02:04 PM   #11 
  - They will let Joe LIEberman sacrifice the pet goat right before...  Hubert Flottz   Aug-27-08 02:38 PM   #12 
  - "so what's the name of your act?"  burythehatchet   Aug-27-08 02:42 PM   #13 
  - Little George and the Baphomet Boyzz!  Hubert Flottz   Aug-27-08 02:55 PM   #15 
  - LOL!  Swamp Rat   Aug-27-08 02:56 PM   #16 
  - Ole Joe will drink the blood of the Sacrificial Lamb....somewhere in the act  opihimoimoi   Aug-27-08 02:59 PM   #18 
     - jOe is overpriced I'll admit but...  Hubert Flottz   Aug-27-08 03:04 PM   #19 
        - Dammmit...you let out the suprise...Them Ann Coulter Blow Up DOLLS are gonna be DOOR PRIZES  opihimoimoi   Aug-27-08 03:10 PM   #20 
           - Those dolls have a purdy little mouth...  Hubert Flottz   Aug-27-08 03:12 PM   #21 
              - and only 4 AA Batteries to operate...damn cheap  opihimoimoi   Aug-28-08 02:51 AM   #24 
                 - I think I's stay out of the shitter if I were going there...  Hubert Flottz   Aug-28-08 08:25 AM   #25 
                    - I think I wanna take a snapshot of the famous stall for fun....LOL  opihimoimoi   Aug-28-08 08:33 AM   #26 
                       - For it is Written ...on the walls of stalls...  Hubert Flottz   Aug-28-08 08:41 AM   #28 
                          - Damn you Hubert,,,,,dat is so funny....just need the wide stance and used paper on the floor  opihimoimoi   Aug-28-08 12:29 PM   #29 
  - I hear they are rationing  radfringe   Aug-27-08 02:44 PM   #14 
  - HaHaHa  malaise   Aug-27-08 02:59 PM   #17 
  - exclusive video of dress rehearsal leaked!!!  central scrutinizer   Aug-27-08 03:50 PM   #22 
  - Here's their entertainment.  alfredo   Aug-27-08 04:25 PM   #23 
  - And Here's A Preview Of Monday Night's Photo-Op...  KharmaTrain   Aug-28-08 08:35 AM   #27 
 

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