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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-12-08 07:47 AM
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10. Jesus would drive a Hummer without smog controls...
...be cause catalytic converters are of the Devil.
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  -What Can True Christians Do to Help Speed Up Global Warming So Jesus Comes Back Quicker? ccharles000  Aug-12-08 06:34 AM   #0 
  - Smash themselves in the face with hammers. It's what Jesus wants.  billyoc   Aug-12-08 06:36 AM   #1 
  - I LOL'd!  paparush   Aug-12-08 07:42 AM   #7 
  - you almost made me choke on my lunch  fascisthunter   Aug-12-08 12:09 PM   #25 
  - Fundamentalists need to be awfully careful what they wish for.  Heidi   Aug-12-08 06:45 AM   #2 
  - if anything, they worship Satan dressed as Jesus  fascisthunter   Aug-12-08 12:11 PM   #26 
  - Landover Church is a Parody of Church, Bible and Beliefs  StClone   Aug-12-08 07:07 AM   #3 
  - I know.  ccharles000   Aug-12-08 07:09 AM   #4 
  - No, It Is Not! Landover is real! n/t  ColbertWatcher   Aug-12-08 07:28 PM   #42 
  - Well first of all TRUE Christians realize there is nothing at all  peacetrain   Aug-12-08 07:39 AM   #5 
  - The term 'true Christians' creeps me out....  noel711   Aug-12-08 07:42 AM   #6 
  - I'm not Catholic, but I went to a midnight mass once..and as communion time came  paparush   Aug-12-08 07:45 AM   #9 
     - I've never heard the Catholic Church announce that, but it is a rule  Marrah_G   Aug-12-08 08:05 AM   #13 
     - I have... I went to Catholic Grammer and Catholic High School  fascisthunter   Aug-12-08 12:17 PM   #29 
     - why would you even take communion  mrs_p   Aug-12-08 08:26 AM   #18 
     - I didn't say I wanted to take communion. I said I attended a service and I was shocked by  paparush   Aug-12-08 08:58 AM   #19 
     - When Presbyterians take communion (it's not EVERY Sunday, BTW)  kestrel91316   Aug-12-08 12:06 PM   #23 
        - Kestrel...you nailed it.  paparush   Aug-13-08 08:49 AM   #44 
  - Burn more books?  DemoTex   Aug-12-08 07:44 AM   #8 
  - Jesus would drive a Hummer without smog controls...  jakefrep   Aug-12-08 07:47 AM   #10 
  - One of the funniest things you will ever see on YouTube...  IanDB1   Aug-12-08 07:49 AM   #11 
  - Honestly...I'm tired of the Christian bashing free for all....  bobbiejo   Aug-12-08 07:56 AM   #12 
  - There are a lot, and I mean a lot of people  peacetrain   Aug-12-08 08:13 AM   #15 
  - Hypocrisy IS fair game....  bobbiejo   Aug-12-08 08:21 AM   #16 
     - Thanks  gratuitous   Aug-12-08 09:01 AM   #20 
        - LOL....Accept no imitations.  bobbiejo   Aug-12-08 12:40 PM   #37 
  - I'm tired of Xians  Dogtown   Aug-12-08 08:22 AM   #17 
  - I'm tired of assholes.  Political Heretic   Aug-12-08 12:08 PM   #24 
  - Then you're in the wrong place  Dogtown   Aug-12-08 12:12 PM   #27 
  - Did I SAY I was tired of "atheists" or any other group you want to label?  bobbiejo   Aug-12-08 12:29 PM   #34 
     - No, I'm fine, thanks.  Dogtown   Aug-12-08 12:51 PM   #40 
  - nevermind  fascisthunter   Aug-12-08 12:13 PM   #28 
  - Yeah...I must be beyond reason and logic to even bother .  bobbiejo   Aug-12-08 12:24 PM   #30 
     - um.... not what you presume  fascisthunter   Aug-12-08 12:26 PM   #32 
        - my apologies.  bobbiejo   Aug-12-08 12:36 PM   #36 
           - no problem.... apologies accepted  fascisthunter   Aug-12-08 12:43 PM   #38 
  - No shit, and to base it on a fake site is even dumber  spoony   Aug-12-08 12:31 PM   #35 
  - If it is REALLY true what the new testament says about prayer  usnret88   Aug-12-08 08:09 AM   #14 
  - Many of us DO ask and pray for those things...  noel711   Aug-12-08 11:35 AM   #21 
  - Quantum physics and prayer...  spin   Aug-12-08 01:06 PM   #41 
  - Set themselves on fire  PurityOfEssence   Aug-12-08 11:45 AM   #22 
  - Landover Baptist and Betty Bowers are a couple of my faves...  SidDithers   Aug-12-08 12:25 PM   #31 
  - I's gotten rejected from biology school becuz I believe in creation, either that or I have a 2.0 GPA  CrazyDude   Aug-12-08 12:29 PM   #33 
  - Poe's Law  ikri   Aug-12-08 12:51 PM   #39 
  - Jesus isn't coming  MJJP21   Aug-12-08 07:43 PM   #43 
 

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