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PfcHammer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-10-08 07:52 PM
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46. lol
"These days I eat food heavily spiced with chillis to deal with my piles. The capsaicin in the chillis irritates the bowel to secrete mucous, resulting in a much looser (and therefore more easily-evacuated) stool. Sometimes so loose that I can do a fair imitation of a space shuttle launch on the toilet."

"Back before I discovered the chilli cure, I'd be straining on the pot for around 30 minutes. At the end of it there was what appeared to be a large squirt of tomato ketchup on top of the turd. And it was fucking painful the whole time I was straining. With the chilli diet it's over in a couple of minutes, no strain, no pain, and no ketchup."


Dude, these gems are teh awesome. If you wanna start a separate roid thread, I'll K+R the shit out of it. :thumbsup: :rofl:
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