Reply #10: I feel better than when I get some redneck from deepwoods Mississippi.

[jobycom]

"So whats dat dere problem you got? Broken computer? I had a computer once. Got rid of the darned thing. You should just plant flowers in and go to church instead of talking to crazy people on them intranets. Well, if you insist, I'll help you as much as I can. I'm pretty good at helping people. My neighbor had this pickup what wouldn't crank... awhight, don't get mean. You sound like yor from New York. Nuthin' at all wrong with that, I had a friend who knew someone who went up there once. Said all y'all Yankees was meaner than... Awhight, awhight, yeah, we can get back to the problem at hand. So watcha got? Yeah, that's what they sounds like when the water pump starts to go out... I meant the hard drive, what did I say? Well, here's what you do. First, put down the beer... Well, I just figured you did, I never heard a nobody what didn't have a beer in their hand at 10:30 in the mornin'... Well no wonder you's so high strung. Okay, now, pick up a hammer..."

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