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Tue Jun-24-08 06:14 AM
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| 3. I'm a purist in these matters ... |
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to be a "Darwin award winner", they have to die. That's what natural selection is all about.
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| -Alligator bites off arm of late-night swimmer in Okeechobee: Darwin award winner thanks God. |
trumad |
Jun-24-08 06:00 AM |
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God had nothing to do with it. |
hobbit709 |
Jun-24-08 06:05 AM |
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We'd all be better off if he'd saved his arm and the gator... |
hlthe2b |
Jun-24-08 06:10 AM |
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We haven't considered the gator. |
sarge43 |
Jun-24-08 06:57 AM |
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I'm a purist in these matters ... |
meegbear |
Jun-24-08 06:14 AM |
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Yep, if they live it's only a "stupid human trick" |
hobbit709 |
Jun-24-08 06:17 AM |
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Bingo, although I fully expect to see him get honorable mention |
Catch22Dem |
Jun-24-08 06:48 AM |
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Or rendered unable to breed. n/t |
rucky |
Jun-24-08 06:55 AM |
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They have to die or lose their nards. |
Bucky |
Jun-24-08 11:05 AM |
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More like "Dar-wiener." n/t |
Contrary1 |
Jun-24-08 11:27 PM |
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self-delete |
kath |
Jun-24-08 04:42 PM |
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Who is the nuisance animal? |
boobooday |
Jun-24-08 06:16 AM |
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He didn't wake him up, gators feed at night |
MiniMe |
Jun-24-08 08:39 AM |
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Damn! Dude loses his arm |
nathan hale |
Jun-24-08 06:23 AM |
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You're easily disgusted and yet you clicked on a thread with the words alligator and Darwin? |
taterguy |
Jun-24-08 06:51 AM |
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So you think an 18 year old kid who did something stupid |
nathan hale |
Jun-24-08 06:58 AM |
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I did lots of dumb things in my time |
hobbit709 |
Jun-24-08 07:03 AM |
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The question is not about you duplicating what that kid did |
nathan hale |
Jun-24-08 07:14 AM |
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I did things that could have gotten me killed a dozen times over |
hobbit709 |
Jun-24-08 07:58 AM |
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Austin, huh? |
nathan hale |
Jun-24-08 09:46 AM |
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That's a long drop. I did it once. |
High Plains |
Jun-24-08 10:58 AM |
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Long drop, shallow water with rocks. No way! |
hobbit709 |
Jun-24-08 11:10 AM |
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I didn't do it either |
nathan hale |
Jun-24-08 01:21 PM |
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Yup... Sounds like Heinlein, all right. n/t |
Mythsaje |
Jun-24-08 04:20 PM |
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It's not just funny, it's fucking HILARIOUS |
pt22 |
Jun-24-08 04:21 PM |
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Did you laugh when the Black Knight lost all his limbs in the Holy Grail? |
taterguy |
Jun-25-08 05:00 AM |
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Its not intended to be ha-ha funny, IMHO |
MiniMe |
Jun-24-08 08:37 AM |
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I wish I'd seen your response earlier. |
nathan hale |
Jun-24-08 05:38 PM |
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The guy goes swimming in a predator animal's soup bowl and blames the |
RC |
Jun-24-08 06:27 AM |
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'Ol Kasey got even, though - he gave the gator the finger. |
Lastlaughin08 |
Jun-24-08 06:33 AM |
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Would that be the finger on his left hand? |
MiniMe |
Jun-24-08 08:38 AM |
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Overheard, gator to Kasey: Buuuuuurrrrp! |
Lastlaughin08 |
Jun-24-08 09:46 AM |
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Alex Trebek says "Sorry but on review by the judges, this award has been revoked" |
HereSince1628 |
Jun-24-08 06:40 AM |
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This guy says he "might have been impaired?" |
DFW |
Jun-24-08 06:47 AM |
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If he prays some more, maybe his arm will grow back n/t |
moggie |
Jun-24-08 07:27 AM |
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Well, if starfish can do it, why not Kasey? |
Lastlaughin08 |
Jun-24-08 07:53 AM |
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Spit in one hand and pray in the other .. |
DemoTex |
Jun-24-08 08:15 AM |
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He's not eligible for the Darwin Awards |
MathGuy |
Jun-24-08 08:05 AM |
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"Hey guys, watch this! Psst...hold my beer." |
flvegan |
Jun-24-08 08:45 AM |
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God Damn he is one dumb SOB... |
Bandit |
Jun-24-08 08:46 AM |
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What a stupid fuck. Hey why not go play golf in a thunderstorm too while your at it. |
L0oniX |
Jun-24-08 09:53 AM |
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I'm surprised this doesn't happen MORE often down here. |
Vickers |
Jun-24-08 10:05 AM |
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He may qualify for a Darwin award -- just not directly. |
seawolf |
Jun-24-08 10:35 AM |
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What do you want to bet he becomes a "war hero" overnight.... |
hlthe2b |
Jun-24-08 03:39 PM |
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I would love to hear just once one of these morons say... |
Javaman |
Jun-24-08 10:37 AM |
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Does anyone in this fucking place have a clue what a Darwin Award involves? |
DS1 |
Jun-24-08 10:40 AM |
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I was about to say... |
backscatter712 |
Jun-24-08 10:58 AM |
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I've noticed so far that no one has mentioned the underaged consumption in this story |
Ghost in the Machine |
Jun-24-08 01:36 PM |
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God's gator got him. |
Xap |
Jun-24-08 04:14 PM |
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God hates you! Stupid idiot moron! |
Neo |
Jun-24-08 05:42 PM |
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Did the gator say grace before swallowing the arm? nt |
NoGOPZone |
Jun-24-08 05:44 PM |
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Siminole Wind ... |
KelleyKramer |
Jun-24-08 11:14 PM |
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He said he'd hunted gators before. |
tuckessee |
Jun-24-08 11:29 PM |
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Schadenfreude, thy name is DU. n/t |
Duke Newcombe |
Jun-24-08 11:59 PM |
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His attack shows only how stupid he is. nt |
anonymous171 |
Jun-25-08 12:05 AM |
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The gator bit off the wrong appendage |
Blue Gardener |
Jun-25-08 05:32 AM |
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