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| 37. i think the correct order is: shit fuck piss cunt motherfucker cocksucker and tits |
| -shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits |
swag |
Jun-23-08 12:15 AM |
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I just heard the news |
enigmatic |
Jun-23-08 12:16 AM |
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"Tits is such a friendly word . . . its like a nickname . . . " |
Krashkopf |
Jun-23-08 03:51 PM |
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Or a snack, maybe |
Kber |
Jun-23-08 07:58 PM |
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Hey! |
RandomKoolzip |
Jun-23-08 12:17 AM |
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I woul req your post if I could. |
swag |
Jun-23-08 12:20 AM |
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Ratshit batshit dirty old twat, 69 assholes tied in a knot. |
Jed Dilligan |
Jun-23-08 12:17 AM |
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hurray! lizard-shit! fuck! |
Cheap_Trick |
Jun-23-08 02:24 AM |
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I'll see that, and raise you a bearded clam! |
Dr.Phool |
Jun-23-08 09:11 AM |
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Where's Al Sleet, the hippy dippy weatherman |
havocmom |
Jun-23-08 12:17 AM |
#4 |
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Tonight's forecast: DARK. nm |
dicksteele |
Jun-23-08 01:17 AM |
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Tonight's forecast....Dark!, |
rustydog |
Jun-23-08 04:49 AM |
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What's extra sad is that |
The_Casual_Observer |
Jun-23-08 12:18 AM |
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There you go with some truly unspeakable words. |
ooglymoogly |
Jun-23-08 04:48 PM |
#92 |
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self delete wrong place |
ooglymoogly |
Jun-23-08 04:53 PM |
#93 |
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Do what? |
Maddy McCall |
Jun-23-08 12:18 AM |
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HE told it like it was! |
Donnachaidh |
Jun-23-08 12:18 AM |
#7 |
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. |
Fenris |
Jun-23-08 12:19 AM |
#8 |
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or when you die, |
virgdem |
Jun-23-08 11:22 AM |
#71 |
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....... |
doublethink |
Jun-23-08 12:23 AM |
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Thanks for posting that |
dolo amber |
Jun-23-08 08:09 AM |
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:D |
Hydra |
Jun-23-08 12:28 PM |
#75 |
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OMG |
proud2Blib |
Jun-23-08 12:26 AM |
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Swag, you hit the jackpot, buddy... thanks so much... |
Radio_Lady |
Jun-23-08 12:27 AM |
#12 |
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RIP George, |
Greyskye |
Jun-23-08 12:29 AM |
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Well he did finally make it to Heaven |
provis99 |
Jun-23-08 12:31 AM |
#14 |
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"The Big Electron". |
maveric |
Jun-23-08 02:19 PM |
#82 |
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sad to hear this |
orleans |
Jun-23-08 12:33 AM |
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and maybe finally realizing, it doesn't matter, not even one |
pokercat999 |
Jun-23-08 05:02 PM |
#95 |
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Damn. DAMN! |
eppur_se_muova |
Jun-23-08 12:34 AM |
#16 |
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did he coin Mongolian Clusterfuck? |
yodermon |
Jun-23-08 12:41 AM |
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I think my Gunny invented it.... |
Bigmack |
Jun-23-08 09:24 PM |
#108 |
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fucking |
lala_rawraw |
Jun-23-08 12:41 AM |
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damn skippy. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Jun-23-08 12:42 AM |
#19 |
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NO FUCKING WAY!!!!! |
Vickers |
Jun-23-08 12:45 AM |
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fucking way! |
lala_rawraw |
Jun-23-08 12:54 AM |
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At an estate sale, I had the opportunity to buy a copy of original, autographed Glen Miller... |
bridgit |
Jun-23-08 01:06 AM |
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RIP George, we'll never forget you, motherfucker. |
48percenter |
Jun-23-08 01:10 AM |
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"Get on the plane? FUCK THAT, I'm getting -IN- the plane!" |
dicksteele |
Jun-23-08 01:16 AM |
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Ditto |
malaise |
Jun-23-08 06:35 AM |
#42 |
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no BLUE food now |
upi402 |
Jun-23-08 01:18 AM |
#26 |
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allow me to complete your list |
Cheap_Trick |
Jun-23-08 02:25 AM |
#28 |
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Quite appropriately, yours was the thread that I first noticed and |
Cerridwen |
Jun-23-08 02:26 AM |
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Let me guess: what 7 words has John McCain called his wife? |
ColbertWatcher |
Jun-23-08 02:29 AM |
#30 |
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These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools. |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Jun-23-08 05:17 AM |
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Man.. |
solinvictus |
Jun-23-08 05:24 AM |
#33 |
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RIP, George. |
PeaceNikki |
Jun-23-08 06:03 AM |
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Carlin's dead? Shoot!!!* |
King Sandbox |
Jun-23-08 06:06 AM |
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He took "Motherfucker" out. |
Dark |
Jun-23-08 06:06 AM |
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i think the correct order is: shit fuck piss cunt motherfucker cocksucker and tits |
unblock |
Jun-23-08 06:09 AM |
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"Those are the two I am NOT going to say!" |
King Sandbox |
Jun-23-08 06:14 AM |
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remember - shoot is just shit with two 'o's |
KG |
Jun-23-08 06:25 AM |
#39 |
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oh shit ... look at the noodles .... |
Sydnie |
Jun-23-08 06:30 AM |
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I think maybe |
mlevans |
Jun-23-08 09:07 AM |
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In the late 70's he added three more on his iconic HBO special: |
Cooley Hurd |
Jun-23-08 06:31 AM |
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And tits doesn't even belong on the list |
MiniMe |
Jun-23-08 06:58 AM |
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Oh, batshit! |
whoisalhedges |
Jun-23-08 07:27 AM |
#44 |
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Ratshit, batshit... |
rucky |
Jun-23-08 07:30 AM |
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There goes any hope of a DU television or radio show. |
rucky |
Jun-23-08 07:29 AM |
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Buddy Christ weeps |
peekaloo |
Jun-23-08 07:40 AM |
#47 |
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Buddy Christ is still smiling! |
TornadoTN |
Jun-23-08 07:53 AM |
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that's right he was is Dogma too |
proud patriot |
Jun-23-08 09:29 PM |
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I awoke at 1AM to the news...and could not fall back to sleep again for hours. |
BrklynLib at work |
Jun-23-08 07:42 AM |
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In honor of |
ismnotwasm |
Jun-23-08 07:47 AM |
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A fitting tribute |
EstimatedProphet |
Jun-23-08 08:01 AM |
#51 |
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rec'ing in honor of a funny bastard |
eShirl |
Jun-23-08 08:03 AM |
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This a buncha stinkin' shit! |
Texas Explorer |
Jun-23-08 08:33 AM |
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He even helped liberate John McCain |
KansDem |
Jun-23-08 08:38 AM |
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To this Day I know the hair poem by heart |
soleft |
Jun-23-08 08:42 AM |
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"You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick" |
DinahMoeHum |
Jun-23-08 09:19 AM |
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The man was a pure genius... |
AngryOldDem |
Jun-23-08 10:33 AM |
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You can't say that. |
redqueen |
Jun-23-08 09:20 AM |
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Progress: I believe you can say "piss" on TV now, but only as in "pissed off" |
ProgressiveFool |
Jun-23-08 09:39 AM |
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One more sense, too |
kgfnally |
Jun-23-08 11:15 AM |
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RIP George. |
PelosiFan |
Jun-23-08 09:57 AM |
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RIP dear man. |
FLDem5 |
Jun-23-08 10:15 AM |
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George never jumped the shark.. |
XOKCowboy |
Jun-23-08 10:40 AM |
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I should have known, swag. |
speedoo |
Jun-23-08 10:43 AM |
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RIP George. |
Swede |
Jun-23-08 10:49 AM |
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You sound like my mother. |
robinlynne |
Jun-23-08 11:05 AM |
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What a shame that he died while Caligula was still at the helm of |
kestrel91316 |
Jun-23-08 11:08 AM |
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God damn |
me b zola |
Jun-23-08 11:34 AM |
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dam shit fuck hell faggit |
danagsk8 |
Jun-23-08 11:36 AM |
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"You can't say that!" |
mzmolly |
Jun-23-08 11:53 AM |
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tits ... tits doesn't even belong on the list!!! |
Martin Eden |
Jun-23-08 12:36 PM |
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Tits |
Danascot |
Jun-23-08 01:23 PM |
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Don't forget the 2-way words ... |
Martin Eden |
Jun-23-08 12:39 PM |
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Humor is cosmic |
Danascot |
Jun-23-08 01:32 PM |
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As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass I'm going to chop my dick off. |
EOO |
Jun-23-08 01:41 PM |
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One of my many favorite lines that the late great George created mocked the physcial appearance of |
Lefty-Taylor |
Jun-23-08 02:13 PM |
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like another DU'er said the wrong george left. |
alyce douglas |
Jun-23-08 02:26 PM |
#83 |
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If you will email this OP to 8 people, 8 angels will visit you!! |
TexasObserver |
Jun-23-08 02:31 PM |
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Thanks, I always wanted to know what the actual words were. |
DWilliamsamh |
Jun-23-08 02:58 PM |
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Yes. For a while known as "The Milwaukee Seven", |
PeaceNikki |
Jun-23-08 03:01 PM |
#86 |
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If Russert got 100 threads in DU, Carlin deserves 1000.... |
McCamy Taylor |
Jun-23-08 03:34 PM |
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Couldn't agree more... Usefulness to society must not be the measure |
DWilliamsamh |
Jun-23-08 03:39 PM |
#88 |
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Saint Peter's stand in. See ya soon pal. |
bjobotts |
Jun-23-08 04:29 PM |
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I guess this is the official Carlin mourning thread. |
arcadian |
Jun-23-08 04:33 PM |
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James; we loved ye....RIP AND HONOR |
ooglymoogly |
Jun-23-08 04:55 PM |
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Sorry George, my nephew James is here. His name is James George |
ooglymoogly |
Jun-23-08 10:03 PM |
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i just saw him perform a few years ago |
spanone |
Jun-23-08 05:04 PM |
#96 |
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I will miss him. |
think4yourself |
Jun-23-08 06:39 PM |
#97 |
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fart, turd and twat |
liberaltrucker |
Jun-23-08 06:56 PM |
#98 |
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Damn ya beat me to it. |
guyalapatie |
Jun-23-08 11:26 PM |
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Happy trails George. |
reprehensor |
Jun-23-08 07:28 PM |
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Kick. |
Peake |
Jun-23-08 08:13 PM |
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Carlin, you were a funny fuck. |
LibInTexas |
Jun-23-08 08:17 PM |
#102 |
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feces urine vagina fellatio incest breasts |
papapi |
Jun-23-08 08:27 PM |
#103 |
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Cheese Tits! |
sellitman |
Jun-23-08 08:57 PM |
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Hey Swag, Do you remember Mother Fucker? |
lonestarnot |
Jun-23-08 09:01 PM |
#105 |
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Wow, the new almost best thing in the world. Thanks! |
swag |
Jun-23-08 10:59 PM |
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one of my favorites bits that George did was about "stuff" |
proud patriot |
Jun-23-08 09:02 PM |
#106 |
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Amen to that. |
file83 |
Jun-23-08 11:21 PM |
#115 |
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FUCK is the heavy one, the one we save for the end of the argument: |
johnaries |
Jun-23-08 09:20 PM |
#107 |
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Another light goes out. Damn. |
scarletwoman |
Jun-23-08 09:26 PM |
#109 |
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He was awesome.eom |
Reterr |
Jun-23-08 10:38 PM |
#112 |
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My all-time favorite comedian |
notmyprez |
Jun-23-08 10:40 PM |
#113 |
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