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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-25-08 10:53 AM
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28. I have a friend who inserted a vibrator into a plastic cucumber
and presented a fruit and vegetable basket to a woman.

He said buying the vibrator caused no embarrassment, but when he went to the Ben Franklin for the plastic cuke, he had some real tough moments.
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  -"Were sorry, but some states prohibit the sale of products such as these." Hissyspit  May-25-08 02:38 AM   #0 
  - Synchronicity here. Just was watching Jeff Foxworthy and he's mentioning a guy  truedelphi   May-25-08 02:41 AM   #1 
  - Good. More pleasure for the rest of us.  sfexpat2000   May-25-08 02:52 AM   #2 
  - afterall, pleasure IS a zero-sum game!  Syrinx   May-25-08 03:01 AM   #7 
  - WTF?  HawkeyeX   May-25-08 02:53 AM   #3 
  - Bible Belt and Control of women's sexuality  Hissyspit   May-25-08 02:56 AM   #5 
     - I don't really think it's as complicated as "controlling women's sexuality"  Syrinx   May-25-08 03:22 AM   #9 
     - Those things are linked. It isn't complicated.  Hissyspit   May-25-08 05:09 AM   #14 
        - I'm down with that  Syrinx   May-25-08 05:42 AM   #19 
     - "any device designed or marketed as useful *primarily* for the stimulation of human genital organs "  eShirl   May-25-08 05:14 AM   #15 
     - Colorado is in the bible belt?  Freddie Stubbs   May-25-08 01:09 PM   #36 
  - I'm surprised Utah isn't on that list!  Drunken Irishman   May-25-08 02:56 AM   #4 
  - Alabama here  Syrinx   May-25-08 02:57 AM   #6 
  - And we all know what a Turkey Baster is used for!!  intaglio   May-25-08 06:51 AM   #23 
  - An easy KnR  chknltl   May-25-08 03:12 AM   #8 
  - Might explain the teen pregnancy rates.  krispos42   May-25-08 03:37 AM   #10 
  - Remember what happened to Jocelyn Elders?  MountainLaurel   May-25-08 10:47 AM   #24 
     - But that mightturn them into (gasp!)...  krispos42   May-25-08 11:04 AM   #30 
        - solosexuals  LWolf   May-25-08 04:28 PM   #38 
  - What next? All zucchini must be sold pre-sliced?  Keir Hardy   May-25-08 03:48 AM   #11 
  - I think so. Ditto cucumbers, yellow squash and fingerling potatoes...  redwitch   May-25-08 10:57 AM   #29 
     - If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic,  AspieGrrl   May-25-08 11:27 AM   #34 
  - Red States Against Orgasms Caucus  K8-EEE   May-25-08 04:13 AM   #12 
  - Overheard in Australia: Thankfully, we got the convicts and you got the puritans  depakid   May-25-08 04:30 AM   #13 
  - actually we got some of each  eShirl   May-25-08 05:18 AM   #16 
  - Herer's a million dollar idea,...  jimshoes   May-25-08 05:33 AM   #17 
  - I have a friend who inserted a vibrator into a plastic cucumber  havocmom   May-25-08 10:53 AM   #28 
  - Somebody has GOT to say it:  TalkingDog   May-25-08 05:38 AM   #18 
  - .  there-s a   May-25-08 06:31 AM   #21 
  - First, they want orgasms, then the next thing you know  boobooday   May-25-08 06:07 AM   #20 
  - If it comes from something one bought...  havocmom   May-25-08 10:51 AM   #27 
     - LOL  boobooday   May-25-08 01:07 PM   #35 
  - Kenmore's are still legal...  SalmonChantedEvening   May-25-08 06:31 AM   #22 
  - spin cycle, spin cycle, spin cycle... oh! OH. OOOOOO  havocmom   May-25-08 10:49 AM   #25 
     - And tumble dry.  SalmonChantedEvening   May-25-08 02:16 PM   #37 
  - What do you mean "especially Louisiana"??  proud2Blib   May-25-08 10:50 AM   #26 
  - This is not actually true inTexas anymore  T.D.P. Roberts   May-25-08 11:07 AM   #31 
  - Well massaging fingertips is just silly!  hootinholler   May-25-08 11:16 AM   #32 
  - Sex is for procreation and dominance, not for pleasure. As soon as you  alfredo   May-25-08 11:20 AM   #33 
  - So THAT's what's the matter with Kansas.  LeftyMom   May-25-08 04:38 PM   #39 
  - I guess Bill O'Reilly won't be going to Alabama, Colorado, Georgia, Kansas,  aint_no_life_nowhere   May-25-08 05:03 PM   #40 

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