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ellenfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 12:36 PM
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8. ak47? eom
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  -Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Groin Mugu  Apr-14-08 12:00 PM   #0 
  - I guess the first shot didn't hurt bad enough. n/t  lumberjack_jeff   Apr-14-08 12:01 PM   #1 
  - Natural selection in action perhaps?  rox63   Apr-14-08 12:03 PM   #2 
  - How do you ACCIDENTLY fire a double barreled shotgun TWICE?  Donnachaidh   Apr-14-08 12:07 PM   # 
  - I was going to ask, how do you fit a double barreled shotgun in your pants?  EmperorHasNoClothes   Apr-14-08 12:14 PM   #6 
  - Well two reasons  dmallind   Apr-14-08 12:27 PM   #7 
  - Also, triggers are often  Dogtown   Apr-16-08 09:24 AM   #37 
  - Depends on the action  hootinholler   Apr-14-08 02:23 PM   #17 
  - Darwin awards here he comes!!!  YOY   Apr-14-08 12:07 PM   #3 
  - yes, I think usually Darwin awards have to result in death  ProgressiveFool   Apr-14-08 01:11 PM   #11 
  - Yep, sounds like one of the few to survive becoming eligible for the Darwin Award.  backscatter712   Apr-14-08 01:21 PM   #13 
  - Yep. Shooting your pecker off should count, too.  rucky   Apr-14-08 01:29 PM   #15 
  - No. They do not. As long as you cannot reproduce anymore you can win one.  YOY   Apr-14-08 01:41 PM   #16 
  - Nope. The only requirement for a Darwin is that you remove yourself from the gene pool.  hootinholler   Apr-14-08 02:26 PM   #19 
  - Only has to prevent reproduction, I believe.  BlooInBloo   Apr-14-08 02:35 PM   #21 
  - Now *THIS* definitely qualifies for a Darwin Award!  EOO   Apr-16-08 12:46 AM   #32 
  - Wow...  adsosletter   Apr-14-08 12:08 PM   #4 
  - wow, just wow  DadOf2LittleAngels   Apr-14-08 12:09 PM   #5 
  - ak47? eom  ellenfl   Apr-14-08 12:36 PM   #8 
  - depend on what you hit i suppose  DadOf2LittleAngels   Apr-14-08 01:10 PM   #10 
     - i think an ak47 would pretty much obliterate the family jewels. eom  ellenfl   Apr-15-08 08:52 PM   #24 
        - 12g shotgun has way more kinetic energy  sergeiAK   Apr-15-08 09:10 PM   #26 
           - so you're saying an ak-47 clip won't harm the jewels?  ellenfl   Apr-16-08 01:13 PM   #38 
  - No, you really couldn't.  dicksteele   Apr-15-08 09:34 PM   #27 
  - Very fortunate that no innocent bystanders were hurt  slackmaster   Apr-14-08 12:40 PM   #9 
  - "Here .... Hold my beer while I cock both barrels."  lpbk2713   Apr-14-08 01:20 PM   #12 
  - Is that a shotgun in your pants, or are y---*BOOM* n/t  slowry   Apr-14-08 01:27 PM   #14 
  - Does he get a Darwin Award?  sakabatou   Apr-14-08 02:26 PM   #18 
  - Now, you know, if the groin had had a gun of its own to defend itself with,  Aristus   Apr-14-08 02:32 PM   #20 
  - An alumni of Big Dick's School of Shootin' The Wrong Movin' Target, perhaps?  Contrary1   Apr-14-08 02:37 PM   #22 
  - "...accidentally fired it two times..."  davsand   Apr-14-08 03:01 PM   #23 
  - Well, I'm only glad he didn't do it on purpose.  uppityperson   Apr-15-08 09:00 PM   #25 
  - maybe he really did  frogcycle   Apr-15-08 09:41 PM   #28 
  - Does he get a Darwin prize for that?  Crunchy Frog   Apr-15-08 11:08 PM   #29 
  - Did he say watch this right before he did it?  Fire_Medic_Dave   Apr-15-08 11:25 PM   #30 
  - I hate it when that happens. (n/t)  Buns_of_Fire   Apr-16-08 12:35 AM   #31 
  - Another Confirmation our Society is Fucked....some of us actually shoot ourselves  opihimoimoi   Apr-16-08 01:26 AM   #33 
  - He's going to need a new driver's licence  krispos42   Apr-16-08 01:48 AM   #34 
  - Yeek and Ouch  SalmonChantedEvening   Apr-16-08 05:53 AM   #35 
  - twice. nt  xchrom   Apr-16-08 08:10 AM   #36 

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