DadOf2LittleAngels
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Mon Apr-14-08 12:09 PM
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could you pick a worse weapon to shoot yourself in the groin with?
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| -Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Groin |
Mugu |
Apr-14-08 12:00 PM |
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I guess the first shot didn't hurt bad enough. n/t |
lumberjack_jeff |
Apr-14-08 12:01 PM |
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Natural selection in action perhaps? |
rox63 |
Apr-14-08 12:03 PM |
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How do you ACCIDENTLY fire a double barreled shotgun TWICE? |
Donnachaidh |
Apr-14-08 12:07 PM |
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I was going to ask, how do you fit a double barreled shotgun in your pants? |
EmperorHasNoClothes |
Apr-14-08 12:14 PM |
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Well two reasons |
dmallind |
Apr-14-08 12:27 PM |
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Also, triggers are often |
Dogtown |
Apr-16-08 09:24 AM |
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Depends on the action |
hootinholler |
Apr-14-08 02:23 PM |
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Darwin awards here he comes!!! |
YOY |
Apr-14-08 12:07 PM |
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yes, I think usually Darwin awards have to result in death |
ProgressiveFool |
Apr-14-08 01:11 PM |
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Yep, sounds like one of the few to survive becoming eligible for the Darwin Award. |
backscatter712 |
Apr-14-08 01:21 PM |
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Yep. Shooting your pecker off should count, too. |
rucky |
Apr-14-08 01:29 PM |
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No. They do not. As long as you cannot reproduce anymore you can win one. |
YOY |
Apr-14-08 01:41 PM |
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Nope. The only requirement for a Darwin is that you remove yourself from the gene pool. |
hootinholler |
Apr-14-08 02:26 PM |
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Only has to prevent reproduction, I believe. |
BlooInBloo |
Apr-14-08 02:35 PM |
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Now *THIS* definitely qualifies for a Darwin Award! |
EOO |
Apr-16-08 12:46 AM |
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Wow... |
adsosletter |
Apr-14-08 12:08 PM |
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wow, just wow |
DadOf2LittleAngels |
Apr-14-08 12:09 PM |
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ak47? eom |
ellenfl |
Apr-14-08 12:36 PM |
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depend on what you hit i suppose |
DadOf2LittleAngels |
Apr-14-08 01:10 PM |
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i think an ak47 would pretty much obliterate the family jewels. eom |
ellenfl |
Apr-15-08 08:52 PM |
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12g shotgun has way more kinetic energy |
sergeiAK |
Apr-15-08 09:10 PM |
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so you're saying an ak-47 clip won't harm the jewels? |
ellenfl |
Apr-16-08 01:13 PM |
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No, you really couldn't. |
dicksteele |
Apr-15-08 09:34 PM |
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Very fortunate that no innocent bystanders were hurt |
slackmaster |
Apr-14-08 12:40 PM |
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"Here .... Hold my beer while I cock both barrels." |
lpbk2713 |
Apr-14-08 01:20 PM |
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Is that a shotgun in your pants, or are y---*BOOM* n/t |
slowry |
Apr-14-08 01:27 PM |
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Does he get a Darwin Award? |
sakabatou |
Apr-14-08 02:26 PM |
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Now, you know, if the groin had had a gun of its own to defend itself with, |
Aristus |
Apr-14-08 02:32 PM |
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An alumni of Big Dick's School of Shootin' The Wrong Movin' Target, perhaps? |
Contrary1 |
Apr-14-08 02:37 PM |
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"...accidentally fired it two times..." |
davsand |
Apr-14-08 03:01 PM |
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Well, I'm only glad he didn't do it on purpose. |
uppityperson |
Apr-15-08 09:00 PM |
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maybe he really did |
frogcycle |
Apr-15-08 09:41 PM |
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Does he get a Darwin prize for that? |
Crunchy Frog |
Apr-15-08 11:08 PM |
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Did he say watch this right before he did it? |
Fire_Medic_Dave |
Apr-15-08 11:25 PM |
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I hate it when that happens. (n/t) |
Buns_of_Fire |
Apr-16-08 12:35 AM |
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Another Confirmation our Society is Fucked....some of us actually shoot ourselves |
opihimoimoi |
Apr-16-08 01:26 AM |
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He's going to need a new driver's licence |
krispos42 |
Apr-16-08 01:48 AM |
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Yeek and Ouch |
SalmonChantedEvening |
Apr-16-08 05:53 AM |
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twice. nt |
xchrom |
Apr-16-08 08:10 AM |
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