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 Welcome to the brash, buff, brilliantined DUzy Awards, a compendium of star-spangled amusement from this week on DU. Congratulations to this week's winners!The DUzy Awards will be announced every Friday... uh, just like this week! Previous awards can be found in my journal. Note to Mods: Skinner has authorized the DUzy Awards to be posted in GD. These should have appeared last week: On a thread by Hieronymus: Watching Hillary, I keep thinking of Angela Lansbury. response #1 by kypp: Concession, she wrote. response #3 by Bucky: No, no! Rebecca De Mornay. Only, Clinton would be a more reliable babysitter. On a thread by terrya: A question about posting in the future. response #5 by here_is_to_hope: I think you need a time machine to post "in the future"...n/t OP by lynyrd_skynyrd: I have a Masters/PhD/am a engineer/doctor/scientist and post on DU A public service announcement to everyone on DU and on the entire Internet who posts about their credentials in this that or the other to make a point or keep from embarrassing themselves.... Nobody believes you. And you're lying. That is all. response #1 by Lastlaughin08: Impressive. How are you in the rack? response #4 by panader0: I'm a bricklayer But my girlfriend won't let me show my credentials to anyone but her....... response #8 by blondeatlast: I'm a Domestic Goddess. Really. response #10 by JoePhilly: Do you mean that no one believes my claims of a HUGE member?? I actually do have a Masters and a PhD. But now I am very self conscious. :hide: response #12 by stellanoir: I've a medical degree from the "Lance & Leech School of Medicine" from the 1500's so it is not at all advisable to ask me for medical advice. Okay. . .? Just saying. response #17 by Indenturedebtor: I'm an advertising salesman But you can call me Dr. Love ;) response #31 by Aviation Pro: I am Jack's Colon..... ...and I vote. response #41 by fiziwig: I won the Nobel Prize for inventing the rubber band. NT response #50 by Herdin_Cats: As for me, I'm unemployed, disabled and dropped out of college. But I have opinions, damnit! nt response #68 by rockymountaindem: Fuck all that. I've been on TV! Respect my authori-tah! response #72 by Postman: I'm not any of those. But I DID sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.... response #114 by GOPBasher: I have a PH.D. in whatever we're currently debating. :-) n/t response #129 by NeedleCast: I Don't Have a Degree, but I Know Everything so that kinda makes up for it. response #142 by Hissyspit: Well, I've never lied about my credentials, but that doesn't mean anyone believes me. If I was lying, I'd make up BETTER credentials! response #147 by rucky: As an Official Bikini Inspector... I'll have to disagree with your premise. response #154 by mitchum: I am Zodiac On a thread by Sensitivity: Is Hillary's words of sweet admiration of Obama a DANGEROUS SEDUCTION? response #1 by okasha: Is they? response #6 by smalll: No, she's trying to get him to pick her as VP then she'll pull a Borgia and poison him once he wins the White House. :eyes: response #18 by Bucky: Is this GDP or a WW1 poster warning doughboys in Paris about VD? "Stay away from them brothels, lads. These citygals got the clap and half o' them're spying for the Bosch!" response #44 by Starbucks Anarchist: Bungle fever? response #49 by mtnsnake: I suppose it would have made you happier if she gouged his eyes out & kicked him in the nuts instead of showing him respect and admiration. :crazy: response #65 by KoKo01: Hillary has beguiled him with her "snake eyed" feminine charms.... ((((((Look into my eyes Barack...you will see the wonders of the world...look ...look)))) response #66 by Beausoir: Yes..they IS! Remember what Eve did to Adam? Here's what I heard from my brother's ex-girlfriend's step-mom's cousin: Hillary is trying to seduce Obama! Pass it on. OP by swag: Bill Clinton, you were a good preznit, but quit wagging that finger of yours. It's really starting to get on my tits. response #1 by AZCat: You shouldn't stand... quite so close to him, then. Maybe a few more feet away would help? response #2 by swag: Good advice. Many thanks. Now what to do about my metaphorical tits? response #3 by AZCat: Hopefully his finger won't be on them anymore... now that you've moved away from him? On a thread by NavyVet07: The American Social Breakdown ... Most striking of all policies is that imposed on the private family structure in America. The glamorization of either preteen pregnancies or single parenthood is in the genesis of providing the nation with a burden. The nuclear family has been facing attacks since the 70's to degenerate and break down into multitudes of "illegitimate relationships". This is certainly frightening, based on the concept of human, if not animal nature... response #5 by Batgirl: "The nuclear family has been facing attacks"???!!! "Since the 70's" you say? Which have caused it to "break down into multitudes of 'illegitimate relationships"!!????!!?? Well, that's just great. I just drank my last bottle of Y2K water. response #10 by Canuckistanian: Take a break You've got a successful post, rising up the Greatest Page. Now, reflect for a while and THINK about what you want to say next. Hone it down to a basic message. THEN post. response #24 by catnhatnh: Can I keep it? Can I keep it? Hey George.... I promise to keep it and feed it and pet it...Please George? response #26 by asdjrocky: Ok Lenny, but ya gotta be gentle. GD, February 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2911485 On a thread by DemReadingDU: C-span David Jackson about Iraq War Profiteering - dupe/delete please delete response #1 by stellanoir: thank you for deleting war profiteering I'm so relieved. Who would have thought that it would have been that easy. . .? OP by edhopper: I am smarter than the President of the United States, and I post on DU! Oh yeah, so is everyone else here. response #1 by Mythsaje: I was about to say... The only ones NOT smarter than the President are the trolls. Probably. response #2 by tularetom: I'm smarter than him too and I locked my keys in my truck Friday with my cell phone laying on the seat inside. In a friggin torrential rainstorm. Fortunately it was right next to where my daughter in law works and she gave me a ride home to get my spare set (20 miles each way). response #3 by Richard D: The sack of potatoes . . . . . . on top of my refrigerator are smarter than the pResident. Far more useful as well. response #5 by melody: My grandnephew's imaginary friend is smarter than George Bush And he doesn't even exist. On a thread by senseandsensibility: Why does Hillary maintain a lead in Ohio? response #1 by MethuenProgressive: They don't read DU there? Just a guess. On a thread by Drunken Irishman: When I was a kid, she scared me shitless. response #2 by WritingIsMyReligion: Oh, I thought this might be a Hillary Clinton thread. :evilgrin: OP by horseface: ****Official Why Barack Obama Can't Win thread**** lets go back as far as we can and list all the reasons. 1. Will never beat the Clinton Machine 2. Can't raise enough money to compete 3. Is too new to politics .... you get the idea..... post your reasons that you've heard from any source... let's see how many we can get response #9 by faygokid: He hasn't won all 11 primaries in a row by at least 20 points. Sadly, he only beat Hillary in Wisconsin by 17 points. Clear indication of the great run of success she's enjoying now. response #19 by marylanddem: Because he gives people hope and people shouldn't have hope On a thread by GoddessOfGuinness: Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer? response #19 by Oeditpus Rex: So what makes a *good* conductor? I've had many fantasies about conducting. I'd really like to know. response #24 by Rabrrrrrr: An ability to give up electrons easily The Lounge, February 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7500604 OP by Obamaman2008: The History of Hillary's Campaign in Emoticons Before Iowa: :boring: After Iowa: :cry: New Hampshire: :wow: Nevada: :woohoo: South Carolina: :shrug: Super Tuesday: :popcorn: Washington: :wtf: Louisiana: :wtf: Nebraska: :wtf: Virgin Islands: :wtf: Maine: :scared: DC: :banghead: Maryland: :banghead: Virginia: :banghead: Wisconsin: :argh: Hawaii: :argh: Debate: :silly: :pals: :grouphug: Today: :rant: Now: :crazy: Future: :tinfoilhat: What is your story? On a thread by sce56: More censorship here at DU? Why is this Post not on the front page? response #23 by sfexpat2000: Let's just make shit up about Skinner. I'll start. Skinner invented the internets! response #26 by DarkTirade: Skinner has always had a secret superpower that he keeps from us. Any pair of underwear he puts on magically becomes clean. So Skinner has NEVER worn dirty underwear. It's physically impossible. response #65 by Bunny: Skinner ate my baby! He doesn't much resemble a dingo, does he? :shrug: response #86 by Oregonian: Skinner skins babies before he eats them. Why do you think he's called "Skinner," anyway? Skinner says the extra fat in the baby skin isn't worth the calories. That's part of the reason he looks so trim and youthful, because he pays attention to things like that. Skinner says that it's wasteful to throw baby skin away, so he makes ponchos and retro hippie vests with fringe out of the leftover skin and gives them as X-mas, Hanukkah and Kwanza presents. response #28 by turtlensue: Skinner is secretly funding Lee Mercer, Jr. !!! :rofl: response #29 by DarkTirade: Psst... you're supposed to make stuff up, not tell things that are true here. :P response #33 by scarletwoman: All three?!?!? :wow: response #31 by Ikonoklast: Chuck Norris fears only two things And Skinner is both of them. response #34 by madinmaryland: I thought Chuck Norris feared Lee Mercer. (all three) response #35 by Ikonoklast: Only when he gets all up in his house With disease. Would piss me off, too. National and International. response #39 by Finnfan: He leaves the toilet seat up. His wife never stops complaining about it. response #48 by Midlodemocrat: Prior to his wedding, Skinner dated Ann Coulter. AND, was thinking about asking for her talons in marriage. response #55 by flvegan: They only broke up because he couldn't hang upside down by his feet to sleep. response #50 by chimpsrsmarter: Skinner bought me store brand laundry detergent and now i have a rash. Skinner!! shakes fist in air! response #68 by Laurab: You're Skinner's favorite - he never bought ME anything! nt response #69 by chimpsrsmarter: if i was really his favorite he would have sprung for the Tide™! response #56 by WilliamPitt: He makes in his pants sometimes. response #99 by sfexpat2000: Skinner wrote this post. :smoke: response #102 by merh: Skinner wrote every post on this board except for the OP. :freak: response #103 by Ellen Forradalom: Skinner was Ross Perot's campaign manager. response #105 by Yavin4: Skinner innovated his own school of Radical Behaviorism which seeks to understand behavior as a function of environmental histories of reinforcing consequences. He is known as the inventor of the operant conditioning chamber (or Skinner box), a research tool used to examine the orderly relations of the behavior of organisms (such as rats, pigeons and humans) to their environment. He is the author of Walden Two, Beyond Freedom and Dignity, Verbal Behavior and numerous other books and articles. He discovered what is now called operant conditioning and articulated the now widely accepted term reinforcement as a scientific principle of behavior. His position reflects the extension of the influence of physicist Ernst Mach's The Science of Mechanics to the subject of psychology. Skinner's pioneering research reflected the dual influence of whole organism research in Ivan Pavlov and Jacques Loeb. response #116 by temeah: Skinner, in fact, drives a Hummer (H1!) AND was responsible for the cancellation of "Firefly" :grr: response #129 by blondeatlast: And takes two spaces to park it! nt response #138 by temeah: One of them being a Handicapped spot!!!!! response #112 by MilesColtrane: Edward G. Robinson's original line in "The Ten Commandments" was,... ..."Where's your Skinner now?". response #136 by Hardhead: Locking. If you have a question about DU policies, please... CALL CONGRESS!!!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!! response #141 by Crabby Appleton: Unlocking GD, February 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2913575 OP by matcom: Attention. Is this mic on? *Tap* *Tap* - Good Evening. Could all the racists check in for a moment? If you would be so kind BEFORE the buffet starts to quickly post in here, I would appreciate it. I promise there will be enough Steamship Round for everyone but I need you to drop your business card in this thread. Thank you. This will help build my ignore list in a more efficient manner than it is being built now. Thank you again and please, don't forget to tip your waitress. Our production of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers will start promptly at 8:30. response #2 by Cant trust em: What's wrong with Seven Brides for Seven Brothers? Maybe a "Birth of a Nation" viewing party? response #5 by matcom: well OBVIOUSLY it is about a Mormon cult that interbreeds but if you are ok with that, Mittens is looking for a job now :rofl: response #4 by sniffa: I haven't seen any racists here in some time but that's due to my morbidly obese ignore list. response #6 by sniffa: I stand corrected http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4744949 OP by trumad: Um---let's see---- Sex with my wife, or switch to Obama? This is a tough one. My wife absolutely loves Hillary..... Me on the other hand, love both Hillary and Obama-----but I'm secretly getting ready to hop on Obama's bandwagon. Secretly because if I announce it publicly--- I might be cut-off for awhile. So---Sex---- or Obama? response #1 by Jackpine Radical: I take it she doesnt read DU? Otherwise you may have jusr created a non-issue for yourself. response #6 by I keep her far away from this place...: She read one of our threads on Google's news page a couple of weeks attacking Hillary.... she clicked on it and was logged in on my account. She replied to the thread but used the alert button for the reply... LOL---Some mod got an earful. I'm still laughing about it. response #2 by Ravy: I choose sex with your wife. Where do I sign up? Sorry, couldn't resist. response #14 by rug: Or you can switch to Nader and have sex with yourself. Poll question by BuyingThyme: Were a President Hillary Clinton to spend time cutting the brush on a fake pig farm, would the American people view it as presidential? :bluebox: Yes. :bluebox: No. GDP, February 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4749834 On a thread by proud2Blib: Man Views Porn on Nun's Computer "A civilian State Police employee was accused of sneaking into a church to look at pornography on a nun's computer. Police arrested Thomas G. Findler Wednesday and charged him with burglary and theft..." response #1 by melody: They probably should have phrased that differently Findler accessed internet porn via the nun's computer ... either that or that nun has a seriously unusual private life for a sister. response #4 by Lastlaughin08: He was only trying to kick the habit but now he'll wind up getting nun.......... Poor Thomas. response #5 by orleans: wow--that nun must have had a lot of porn on her computer for the guy to spend three whole weeks watching it! response #8 by JustABozoOnThisBus: I think his sentence will somehow involve a nun with a ruler. This could be painful. response #12 by frebrd: So, do they perform an exorcism on the computer or what? :rofl: OP by madinmaryland: You fucking village idiots need to get over the primary thingie because Lee Mercer has it wrapped up! On a thread by Amerigo Vespucci: The nude pics failed to sway the jury: "Lohan thriller named worst at Razzies" "The fourth acting 'dis-honor' announced at Saturday's Golden Raspberry Awards went to Lindsay Lohan, who actually was voted two worst-actress trophies for the thriller 'I Know Who Killed Me,' the worst-picture winner in which she played dual roles. 'I Know Who Killed Me' set a new Razzies record with eight awards, including worst screen couple for Lohan in her double role..." response #1 by DarkTirade: Now I'm actually curious enough to see it... before I didn't care. Now I just want to see if it's really that bad. :P response #2 by nuxvomica: I haven't rented it because even the notes on the DVD case... are confusing. I like a so-bad-it's-good movie as much as the next guy but I think this one would be just pure befuddlement and frustration. response #4 by primate1: It's not so bad it's good. It's just really fucking bad. On a thread by SoCalDem: Monkey bottoms.. There may be something to this evolution thing after all "A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say. The rhesus macaque monkeys also splurged on photos of top-dog counterparts, the high-ranking primates. Maybe that's like you or me buying People magazine. The research, which will be detailed in the March issue of Current Biology, gets more interesting. The scientists actually had to pay these guys, in the form of extra juice, to get them to look at images of lower-ranking monkeys. Curiously, the monkeys in the test hadn't had any direct physical contact with the monkeys in the photos, so they didn't have personal experience with who was hot and who was not..." response #1 by Mythsaje: Monkeys are frighteningly similar to humans, aren't they? Damned primates...sex crazed maniacs. All of them. response #2 by thunder rising: Or is it the other way around? response #4 by lumberjack_jeff: Oook. Check out GD/p I have no doubt that both candidates most rabid supporters only resort to words because vocalizing and striking the ground with sticks doesn't translate so well to a digital medium. response #3 by rateyes: Animals!! Next thing you know they'll be playing with their "bananas." OP by lame54: John McCain, Barry Bonds, Larry Craig and Roger Clemens are all innocent How do I know this? They all DENIED the charges against them Good job guys OP by Midlodemocrat: Why Rabrrrrrr won't vote for Obama. Rabrrrrrr. The wise ranter of the lounge. The martini drinking, three piece suit wearing, grammar, punctuation and spelling perfectionist. THAT Rabrrrrrr. The Rabrrrrrr who brings us the Match Game each Wednesday. Connoisseur of fine foods and drink. It has nothing to do with Obama's positions. It has nothing to do with Hillary's positions. He's not going to 'sit it out' because his candidate isn't one of the two last standing. No. That's not it. Rabrrrrrr won't vote for Obama because... His campaign slogan ends in a preposition. :scared: response #3 by dbaker41: "Change In Which We Can Believe" That one? Somehow it just ain't the same that-a way ... :rofl: response #4 by Rabrrrrrr: How about "Change in which we can believe and up with which we can put"? :rofl: OP by Cyrano: I'm more patriotic than you. I’ve had my fingernails and toenails pulled and replaced with little plastic American flags. I’ve got 50 stars lasered onto the upper left side of my butt, with stripes covering all else. American flags on sticks are implanted in my ears. You should see me on a windy day. My contact lenses are red, white and blue. It’s a USA world out there. Large flag pins are welded to my chest where my lapels would be when I’m dressed. A small kudzu statue of Bush holding a flag is implanted on top of my head. An American flag tattoo covers my privates. Reveille makes me happy. Taps doesn’t. If we ever get a 51st state, I am so, so screwed. response #2 by cloudbase: No, you're not. I'VE had the president issue a signing statement saying that I'm patrioticer than you. So there! response #4 by democrank: I'm more patriotic than you. Whenever I make meatloaf, I divide the top into 50 little sections and hand-color each one with a state motto. Plus, I have a LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT bumper sticker response #6 by Redstone: Well, I'm so patriotic, I even PISS red, white, and blue. No, you can't watch. response #9 by DiktatrW: Sounds like the clap, better get that looked at. :) response #7 by Viva_La_Revolution: Unless the flag wraps all the way around, you are NO patriot! :rofl: response #12 by nathan hale: That's pretty good. I joined the Marine Corps, went to Vietnam, and lost my virginity for my country. response #16 by Indenturedebtor: Lol I actually don't even wear clothes anymore. I pin exactly 2500 (50 x 50) flag lapel pins to my naked red white and blue tattoed body every morning. I eat nothing but strawberry yogurt for breakfast, white pudding for lunch, and blue jello for dinner. Everything that goes in and comes out is pure patriotism! I've spent the last 15 years dilligently training my rectum to only sing "Let The Mighty Eagle Soar". Your patriotic displays were made slowly over time. Everything but my rectum daily makes a Patriotic statement of undying and blind loyalty to the red white and blue! On a thread by WesDem: Gennifer Flowers to auction off phone tapes and publish "explosive story" response #11 by IndianaGreen: I believe that Linda Tripp is due for another nose job... response #30 by Lastlaughin08: Or a layer of vinyl siding. On a thread by Elad: Please read if you were unexpectedly logged out today ... a small number of people may be experiencing strangeness with their login that makes it appear as if they're not logged in some of the time. If you're experiencing this type of strangeness, simply log out and log back in, and your session should be fully restored. response #1 by MrCoffee: Can you extend this function to those of us experiencing strangeness with our lives? A reboot would be much appreciated right about now. OP by samplegirl: Cell Phone tattoo runs on blood Huh? In the very near future, cell phone users can implant a silicone cell phone under their skin. When switched on it appears as a tattoo with a standard keyboard and display. The cell connects to a bluetooth earpiece, and is powered by your own blood flow. (so what happens when you try to call 911 for a heart attack?) http://www.physorg.com/news122819670.html Even worse...what about kids with so many tats already, they have to find an alternate location? I guess those baggy shorts will be very popular indeed. response #1 by HawkeyeX: if your blood stops flowing.. It should be a hint to call 911 automatically. :shrug: response #4 by alfredo: Can't wait to see the fax machine. response #11 by lonestarnot: And since silicon boobs are a disaster, why wouldn't this be? response #31 by lame54: They can be turned into iPOD speakers On a thread by temeah: What exactly *IS* "Miracle Whip"? response #27 by evlbstrd: It's a form of penance. Usually found in jello molds at protestant wakes. response #65 by mondo joe: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS *MIRACLE* WHIP. There is only Unexplained Phenomena Whip. This message brought to you by Atheists of America. On a thread by Dinger: Obama Supporters, What Will You Do If Hillary Is The Nominee? response #32 by ResetButton: Commit suicide, then vote for her. On a thread by rug: Obama Supporter Chokes Hillary Supporter; Hillary Supporter Stabs Obama Supporter. response #1 by temeah: So, what else is new in GD:P? :shrug: On a thread by ORDagnabbit: Hillary is the new Edward Kennedy...shes a great senator...but will never be president... response #10 by hnmnf: I pretend to know Ted Kennedy. I pretend to be friends with Ted Kennedy. Hillary is no Teddy. On a thread by Debi: Anyone here know the State Motto for Rhode Island? :shrug: response #2 by bicentennial_baby: "Kinda like The Sopranos....but with chowdah!!" :P response #21 by Phoebe Loosinhouse: "See a mobsta eat a lobsta" That was an actual verse in a song that was done by the Rhode Island version of the Capitol Steps years ago. response #8 by goodgd_yall: Less Is More? response #34 by Blue-Jay: "Hey, over here on the right...no, no! Up a bit... next to the curly state..Yeah that's us!" response #35 by eppur_se_muova: It's COMMONWEALTH of Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations! And the state motto is "Yes, we know it's not really an island!". response #37 by SoCalDem: RI.. a scrunched version of Indiana (with some crumbly bits) OP by Forkboy: Ahhh...GD-P. Where else can one be called a Hillary supporter, an Obama supporter, and a pedophile all in one day? :D response #1 by Pigwidgeon: I learned my lesson A Hilbot, an Obamababy, and a pedophile? Shoot! That's ain't nothin'! I'd pack it in permanent-like if'n by noon I couldn't get m'self called a Hilbot, an Obamababy, a pedophile, a paid shill for the DLC/CFR/TLC/CIA/FBI/CNN/MSNBC/Nick at Night, a nimrod, a douchebag, a dill weed, a lawyer, Cantinflas, two lawyers, Jim Jones, a crooked stock breaker, Richard M. Nixon risen from the grave, a slanty-eyed yella devil, Old Black Joe's mama, a shit-kicker, the wanderin' Jew, a spaghetti-bender, a mackerel-snappin' pope-worshiper, a Linux kernel hacker, a Grecian, the tatoo on Elton John's left butt cheek, a Frenchman, a carton of cigarettes, an Esperanto speaker, the rump of an aardvark, an Indian giver, a Pakistani giver, a transsexual cable installer, a cattle rustler, a Universal Life minister, Heather Locklear, Ron L. Hubbard's meter-reader, a radio preacher, a dance instructor, the goose that almost killed Fabio, a 12-year-old girl with braces on, a mugwump, a cross-dresser, Freddie Krueger, the Blessed Mother's hairdresser, L.L. Cool J, a half-eaten ham sandwich, and a cup of cold gravy with a hair in it. God Bless GD-P. Because nobody else in their right mind will. response #7 by LostinVA: I was called a pedophobe Yep. response #15 by temeah: I was called a homophone! response #17 by Forkboy: I was called a gramophone! :P response #19 by temeah: Is there a record of that? OP by Maddy McCall: Public Service Announcement: I think we need a sex ed 101 class at DU. The median age for menopause is 51.5 years. Some women go through menopause a little earlier, some a little later. More than likely, Hillary Clinton has already experienced menopause, and she did so quietly and in a dignified private manner, without you noticing. I'm sure she appreciates your concern, though. If your wife/mother/cousin/neighbor is experiencing hot flashes and mood swings because of menopause and this concerns you enough that you feel the need to post about it at DU, then I suggest your wife/mother/cousin/neighbor consult with a better gynecologist than the one she's currently seeing. There are many medications that null these symptoms. Many women go through menopause with no symptoms at all, thanks to the wonderful advances in the medical field in the past fifty years. While there are myriad remedies for your wife/mother/cousin/neighbor's menopause-related discomforts, I'm sad to say that there are no easy remedies for your being stuck in the dark ages in your knowledge of women's health. It takes much more effort to discard long-ingrained sexist notions than it does to do away with hot flashes. Tomorrow we'll discuss constipation, should that topic pop up in the threads today. This ends this Public Service Announcement for today. OP by originalpckelly: Bullshit Reduction Act of 2008: Section 1: Language Reformation Representative and Senators, while members of the United States Congress, and in the performance of their official duties, shall speak only the English language. Dialects/parts of that language forbidden from use on the floor of either chamber or in committees: 1. Bureaucratic nonsense 2. Technical jargon 3. Parliamentary jargon 4. Any reference to Southern culture, including, but not limited to, the dressing v. stuffing debate 5. Miscellaneous bullshit Section 2: Public Auto-Auditory Gratification and Anti-Auto-Auditory Gratification Program Representative and Senators, while members of the United States Congress shall not receive floor privileges for their auto-auditory gratification. In addition, the sum of 3 billion dollars shall be allocated every fiscal year to a school program warning of the dangers of auto-auditory gratification, including involvement in politics. Section 3: 30 Forms or Less Guarantee If a tax payer's service is not delivered in thirty forms or less, the fee for that service shall be waived. This is expected to reduce the amount of fees in the federal government completely. Section 4: The Bullshit Consumer Protection Agency The people of the United States of America have been faced with the various health hazards associated with the rampant use of bullshit on the part of America's politicians. Pursuant to 69th Amendment to the United States Constitution, the people "have the inalienable right to bullshit free politics" and "the Congress of the United States may regulate by all means necessary and proper the production of bullshit" in this country. From this date forward, excessive amounts of bullshit shall be illegal, with the legal limit to be set by an independent panel of bullshitologists. Section 5: The Line Item Bullshit The President of the United States shall have the authority to veto any bullshit within good cause. If the b-veto is disapproved by 2/3s of both houses in Congress, then the bullshit veto stands and the Congress looks like a bunch of idiots for trying to get away with bullshit. Section 6: United States Appeals Court for the 1st District of Bullshit In any case or controversy arising from the usage of bullshit in any court proceeding, the appeals shall be tried by the United States Appeals Court for the 1st District of Bullshit. In addition, the court shall have jurisdiction over claims that bullshit vetoes were improper. OP by WilliamPitt: OK, that's it. That's JUST ABOUT FUCKING ENOUGH, thank you. "I swear it is my great hope tha McCain wins the election" Your great hope? Really? If so, you need to get out of the house more...so you can find some nice highway traffic to play in, you wretched pathetic pallid pale weak watery shitass excuse for an American. Second time in 48 hours I've seen this exact sentiment posted ON DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND. And no, it wasn't posted by the same person. Maybe it is only troll shit, but I don't care. I don't give one wet slippery shit who you support for the nomination. I don't care if you vote in the general come November, either. If you're so catastrophically fucked in the head that you don't know the difference between the Devil and the deep blue sea come November, well...you represent 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002% of the left-leaning electorate, so we can pretty much survive your masturbatory self-righteous abstinence...just so long as you say thanks once things start getting better, which they will, NO MATTER which of our kids wins the balloon party this summer. I don't care. But. I. Swear. To. God. If I see another poster in this godforsaken testical-kick of a forum say they hope the GOP wins the White House in November, I will personally burn your fucking house down, drive your car into the nearest available bridge strut, ruin your credit, deflower your chicadee, manhandle your couch cushions after eating lye with my bare hands, and make you watch while I sit down in the charred wasteland of your former livingroom and punch myself in the face over and over and over and over and over again, until the chicadee throws in the towel or until you pee your pants and promise never to do it again. Oh, and FUCK YOURSELF to boot. Yes, you. You're thinking about daring me on this. Don't. I know where you live. The Supreme Court matters, assbag. Choice matters. Lather rinse repeat. Gonna be a lot of smoke and sore-ass birds if this stupid idiotic self-destructive garbage comes up again on my watch. Jesus. Yeah. I had to fucking say that. :banghead: response #5 by Raven: William! Take a deep breath and GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!! :P On a thread by marmar: Perino Attempts To Defend Wiretapping Spin, Eventually Admits ‘I’m Not A Lawyer’ "In today’s White House press briefing, spokeswoman Dana Perino continued the attacks on Congress. When reporters pressed Perino to explain how intelligence analysts are now limited since the expiration of the Protect America Act (PAA), Perino was forced to concede that she had no idea..." response #1 by jgraz: Damn, she's like the Dr. McCoy of stupid. On a thread by Horse with no Name: What level are we? Defcon 5? n/t response #5 by Kittycat: I see dead to me people :cry: no more ignore. On a thread by Buzz Clik: Tom Toles on Ralph Nader responses #12 & #15 by wtmusic: responses #14 by Buzz Clik: GD, February 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2924535 OP by yardwork: The level of discourse in GD-P Obama is a poopy bat dingle berry. Hillary killed my dog. response #1 by jgraz: Actually, Hillary killed my poopy bat dingle berry. My dog is fine and supporting Obama. response #2 by Bicoastal: DOGS CAN'T VOTE!!!! Man, you're dumb. :P response #5 by jgraz: Well, there goes John McCain's base. He still has the gerbil vote, right? response #12 by Bright Eyes: Hillary ran over my dog....repeatedly Obama stole my Eggo. Leggo my Eggo, Obama! response #13 by yardwork: Drudge told me that its against Obama's religion to eat waffles. I always believe Drudge. response #18 by WillyT: I AM OUTRAGED, AT THE SHAMEFUL OUTRAGEOUSNESS... or some such over-dramatic drivel. :shrug: response #19 by yardwork: WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST YELL IN CAPS SOME MORE! THAT'LL SHOW US. response #28 by tandem5: can't we all just... rag on nader? OP by FlyingSquirrel: Uh Oh. New poll shows Obama losing to McCain by a wide margin Poll question: Who would be more likely to bomb Iran if elected? McCain 100% Obama 0% Thanks, I'll be here all week! :P OP by Heaven and Earth: ***I REFUSE TO VOTE FOR THE NOMINEE*** ...of any party other than the Democratic party! :evilgrin: Go Democrats '08! OP by Bornaginhooligan: @#$!% OFFICIAL MSNBC DEBATE THREAD #8 @!#&*% response #10 by Warren Stupidity: Can we stop having republican asshat moderators? Why the fuck do they sign up for this abuse? response #17 by rug: Take it up with Skinner. Poll question by Breeze54: Does your 'boytoy' ; 'sugar daddy' or 'booty call' agree on the same candidate? :rofl: :P :rofl: Poll question should say, "do they agree with you on the same candidate", but I ran out of space. :toast: :bluebox: Yes - (feel free to elaborate) :bluebox: No - (feel free to elaborate) :bluebox: If my sugar daddy gives me $$, we agree on everything! :bluebox: Making THAT phone call now! :bluebox: My sweetie and I surely do agree! :bluebox: GD-P has gone over the edge!! :bluebox: When is the election? Soon, I hope! LOL! :bluebox: What's for dinner? :bluebox: Can I have some of what you're having? :bluebox: Other... response #6 by bunnies: boys suck. throw rocks at them. nt response #10 by JohnnyLib2: Is this one of them new fangled push polls? Sounds dirty to me. :evilgrin: response #13 by Truth Hurts A Lot: One of them does }( response #15 by WestHoustonDem: I was going to ask how many votes we get! :rofl: response #16 by MonkeyFunk: My boytoy and booty call agree with me but my Sugar Daddy supports McCain. response #19 by JustABozoOnThisBus: "booty" wants HRC "sugar daddy" wanted AG or JRE or DK. Settling for BO. Not enough political difference between BO and HRC to cause withholding sugar or booty. response #21 by NanBo: He was an Edwards supporter but came around to Obama when it came time to vote in WI. Both daughters and their SO's are Obama supporters now as well. So yeah, it's all good. (now of course extended family is a whole nother story--everything from Huckleberryhound to Mcloser--but I can't be responsible for them!) GDP, February 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4782225 On a thread by Bluebear: Florida Pastor issues a "30 Day Sex Challenge" "Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued the 30-day sex challenge to take on high divorce rates. 'And that’s no different for people who attend church,' Wirth said Sunday. 'Sometimes life gets in the way. Our jobs get in the way.' Wirth, pastor of the Relevant Church in Ybor City, said the 50 percent divorce rate was the inspiration for the challenge. The challenge doesn’t extend to unwed congregants, however. He says the single members of the church are challenged to abstain from sex for 30 days..." response #20 by Mabus: that reminds me of a visit had at the gynecologist's I was there for my yearly pap. My feet were in the stirrups and I could only see the top of the doctor's bald little head. He was starting the exam when he stopped and asked, "When's the last time you had sex?" I wanted clarification, so I asked, "With myself or with someone else?" The nurse started laughing. The doctor took a while to respond. Finally, he peeked over the sheet hanging between my knees and said, "With someone else." response #35 by jmondine: I can see the exchange between the single folks and the ushers in 30 days... Usher: Welcome back. Say, you look a little tense. Single Person: FUCK OFF! Usher: Congratulations! response #37 by Fuzz: He better ice down those pews!!!! There's gonna be some sore nether regions in that congregation by mid month. response #56 by MilesColtrane: 30 day sex challenge? Sounds like a commercial campaign. We replaced couples' KY with pure Wesson oil for 30 days to see if anyone would notice. response #95 by Bluebear: They didn't notice until they used KY as their salad dressing base. response #149 by SalmonChantedEvening: "Will the congregation please rise..." :smoke: On a thread by MassDemm: ALL HILLARY SUPPORTERS CALL MSNBC NOW 212-664-4444 !!!!!! PLEASE POST THAT YOU CALLED AND KEEP THIS KICKED AND REC'D response #10 by pbca: Please ask them to be kind to Hillary and stop asking her questions response #14 by StrongBad: RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!111!!!11! response #24 by Patsy Stone: I know, right? If they'd have said that, sure. But now... nope. response #15 by JVS: They said that their refrigerator isn't running. WTF do I say now? response #17 by sniffa: Do you have Olive Oyl in a bottle? response #22 by NeedleCast: I AM BUMPING YOUR THREAD AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY! response #23 by Lastlaughin08: Can I call collect? response #61 by billyoc: My apartment is 3 blocks from them, I just went over and mooned them! :woohoo: On a thread by DS1: Three guys see woman's photo in obit section. Decide she's hittable. Start digging her up for sex "Three men accused of trying to dig up a young woman's body to have sex with it had charges of attempted sexual assault dismissed Friday by a judge who noted Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia. Grant County Circuit Judge George Curry dismissed those charges against twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke of Ridgeway and Dustin Radke of Mineral Point, but they still face lesser charges. The three 20-year-olds were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up Laura Tennessen, 20, of Cassville, who was killed Aug. 27..." response #3 by originalpckelly: "Stiffs lasting more than four hours require immediate medical attention." response #7 by MrCoffee: Oh please. Who among us hasn't wanted to fuck the dead body of a hottie from the obit section? Let you who is without sin cast the first stone. response #9 by originalpckelly: Just make sure it isn't a headstone. response #10 by MrCoffee: you're on fire in this thread which scares the bejeezus out of me, to be perfectly honest. response #13 by DS1: Give a man a corpse and he'll have sex a few times. Give a man a shovel and he'll be going all night response #54 by Forkboy: Necrophilia: When you absolutely have to crack open a cold one. :hide: Poll question by marmar: Who's the absolute DUMBEST of the right-wing TV neanderthal asshats? I know this is a class with a vast talent pool, but John Gibson still gets my vote for dumbest (person in America). :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :bluebox: Sean Hannity :bluebox: John Gibson :bluebox: Bill O'Reilly :bluebox: Glenn Beck :bluebox: Neil Cavuto :bluebox: Neal Boortz :bluebox: Debbie Schlussel :bluebox: Michelle Malkin :bluebox: Mort Kondracke :bluebox: Other (whom?) response #4 by jgraz: I had a knee-jerk vote for Beck before I saw Debbie Schlussel She is like the Tiger Woods of stupid. response #12 by devilgrrl: Other: All of the above :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: GD, February 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2928748 Poll question by MilesColtrane: What should Skinner do with GD:P after the primaries are over? :bluebox: Bronze it as a monument to human folly, meanness, and stupidity. :bluebox: Rent it out to tenants who won't mind the blood everywhere. :bluebox: Keep it as a special dungeon in which to throw trolls and other disruptors. :bluebox: Rent it out to a zoo for their overflow simian population. :bluebox: Try to disinfect it and use it for storage. :bluebox: Burn it to the ground and pass out marshmallows to everybody. :bluebox: Other response #1 by DS1: Chernobyl sarcophagus and never ever speak of it again response #6 by MilesColtrane: But those things leak over time. Maybe we can take up a collection to launch it into the center of the sun just to be safe. response #13 by BarenakedLady: Are they vegetarian marshmellows? :shrug: response #28 by rug: Donate it to the Legacy Wing of the Bush Library. response #37 by Babel_17: Arrange it so that when you click the link on its last day you're taken to a picture of Bob Newhart waking up with Suzanne Pleshette. You realize it was all a dream. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Newhart#Sitcoms The Lounge, February 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7515454 Poll question by rucky: How DO you choose WHICH words to PUT in caps????!!! :bluebox: A pinky spasm hits the Caps Lock at random times. :bluebox: It's all for emPHAsis :bluebox: I speak in caps like that, too. :bluebox: I'm a composer of words and this is my music :bluebox: CAPS RULE! :bluebox: put down the keyboard and step away response #3 by DrFunkenstein: It's NOt Always RAndom. I USually Keep my Finger on THe Button TOo Long I always have to go back and take my second letter out of caps. Wish I could kick the HAbit. response #4 by cat_girl25: You JUST KNOW. Some here don't cap the right words, imo. response #5 by bridgit: for thousands of posts, i seldom used caps of nearly any kind... :dunce: response #6 by rucky: are you new here? I've never noticed your posts, for some reason. GDP, February 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4804484 On a thread by babylonsister: Automated Killer Robots ‘Threat to Humanity’: Expert "There are more than 4,000 US military robots on the ground in Iraq, as well as unmanned aircraft that have clocked hundreds of thousands of flight hours. The first three armed combat robots fitted with large-caliber machine guns deployed to Iraq last summer, manufactured by US arms maker Foster-Miller, proved so successful that 80 more are on order, said Sharkey. But up to now, a human hand has always been required to push the button or pull the trigger. It we are not careful, he said, that could change..." response #1 by wienerdoggie: You may not know this, but Dick Cheney was the prototype for the gun-toting robot. response #3 by rocknation: Wasn't this a Will Smith movie? :eyes: response #6 by democrank: Killer Robots. Sweet Jesus, I`ve seen it all now. Wait.......... Is Junior Bush really going to have a presidential library? response #16 by kineta: Or - they may just get elected as Governor of California response #17 by Buns_of_Fire: They're going to have to get in line. Red meat is gonna kill me, salt is gonna kill me, alcohol is gonna kill me, ciggybutts are going to kill me, terraists are going to kill me, asteriod 4465-WTF-6 is gonna kill me... I had no idea I was so popular. OP by rpannier: Ode to Bill O'Reilly To the tune of: The Man on the Flying Trapeze He lies on the air With the greatest of ease His stories are garbage And he is a sleaze His behavior's obnoxious He's like a disease and the truth he has taken away He talks about values But these he does scorn He harasses his colleagues With fa-la-fel porn He's still on TV And this we all mourn He betrays our country - the sleaze He'd change all the facts Like Rove with the war, His words are unhinged Like a drunk in the bar. (I know war and bar don't rhyme) Perhaps he's a pervert Describe him a louse, But the freepers they watch just the same. OP by ElsewheresDaughter: We need a debate that lasts a grueling 9 hours and leaves one of the debaters unconscious fuck these soundbyte debates! that's all I wanted to say before I sleep. niters OP by Jeffersons Ghost: Scientists study evolutionary marvel!!! As the headline suggests, an odd semi-intelligent, two-legged creature has been seen roaming our planet. Upcoming paragraphs show how dangerous this animal can be, if confronted. A long time ago - in a galaxy far, far away - a pompous planet swirled through space, shimmering white and blue, as fortunate inhabitants slept in ivory towers, while the less wealthy slept under bridges, like tiny trolls. It was a beautiful world. In many places, the surface was red on the white and blue planet; maybe because those living there sat, slumbering through one of the greatest extinction events to ever hit a galaxy. On the other hand, countless wars for profit perhaps stained the soil red. In either case, very few on the ruddy orb pondered profound principles like planetary demise, as its aristocratic elite piled up power and wealth from the creatures sleeping in seemingly trusty towers. There was a great deal of green on the globe, at one time, but much of its flora had faded to brown, during a phenomenon the inhabitants sometimes called "Global Warming." Funny, how so very few of those silly creatures sought to stop the extinction of flora and fauna, while they sat in tipsy towers, worrying about the distinct possibility that they were only three pay-checks away from sleeping under bridges with the troll-class. By many standards, even the trolls were wealthy. At least they had scraps of food, thrown from the ivory towers to eat, while those on the other side of that world ate only one small meal - on a good day. Eating, however, was not the most glaring need for those creatures. They needed something once called water, a liquid that gave the orb its blue luster. Odd, how so few of the planet's inhabitants worried little about water, as they poisoned both sea and air with noxious compounds. Many of the arrogant little creatures thought themselves smart, as they uttered words like nuclear proliferation, debt-deficit, trade-imbalance and Orwellian Society. Any truly intelligent creatures in the universe would not likely see those silly, slackers, slumbering in tiny towers, as smart at all. What mental energy the arrogant animals did possess was, for the most part, squandered on producing weapons of war and technical toys, like the loathsome, lying boxes with picture-screens that seemed to hypnotize individuals slumbering in their towers. After all, who needed vehicles that converted hydrogen into water for power, instead of transportation that ran on a poisonous, expensive substance, once called "gasoline?" Polluting fuels, like gasoline, were a prime tool of aristocratic class. They used the noxious substance to attain greater power and wealth from the tower-sleepers, while remorselessly killing millions on the other side of the planet. A fascination with war and hydrogen caused the creatures to coin terms like War on Poverty, War on Illiteracy, War on Drugs and War of Ideas. Sadly, the slumber-class never won any of those wars. Even worse, instead of using hydrogen to produce efficient fuels, inhabitants of the planet produced a hydrogen bomb, capable of causing annihilation of all life on the fragile orb. The foolish creatures on the planet were very territorial and staked out parcels of land called countries. One country - called the USSR, it seems - went bankrupt, by focusing on weapons of war, like the hydrogen bomb. Another country called the USA also made lots of weapons of mass-destruction, which caused its inhabitants all kinds of economic woe. Surprisingly, when it comes to Global Warming, there is a happy ending. After destroying their economy in an arms-race, the USSR had a world-wide sale on its nuclear weaponry, with great bargains offered to one and all. Global Warming was stopped cold in its tracks, because creatures on the white and blue planet finally blew themselves to smithereens. On a thread by itsjustme: Fish can count to four - but no higher "Previously it was known that fish could tell big shoals from small ones, but researchers have now found that they have a limited ability to count how many other fish are nearby... A second series of experiments revealed the fish's ability to process larger numbers. The fish were not able to directly count over four, but they were able to distinguish between larger numbers if they differed by a ratio of 2:1..." response #1 by Double T: So fish have a higher intelligence than MOST of the members of Congress. Thanks. On a thread by theboss: If my mom was a black man, I'd probably dislike listening to Obama too response #34 by Lone_Star_Dem: If your mom was a black man you'd be famous. Things like that don't happen everyday ya know. Beyond that, have you thought about speaking to a therapist? It sounds as if you may have an issue with your mother that needs resolving. OP by madamesilverspurs: "Head butts." W just now said, in trying to talk intelligently about Russia, that we've had some "head butts." Guess that explains all the asshats. . . On a thread by faygokid: Congrats to all! DU passes 35,000,000 posts at 9:10 p.m. EST tonight! response #11 by The Straight Story: 1/2 of which were obama/clinton threads recently in GDP :rofl: response #18 by orleans: i think we should also be thanking hissyspit for all those posts! :rofl: response #19 by orleans: ok--that last post i had 13,468. now i'll post this and see if it went up by one. response #20 by orleans: omg! it did. now, it should go up by another one. let's find out. response #21 by orleans: why...it went up again! that's amazing! i can't stand the excitement i'm experiencing right now. maybe i should just SLOW DOWN and post more slowly. response #23 by seabeyond: no sh*t. lol lol. of course. each POST is counted. see, i got another too. n/t response #25 by orleans: and i probably just got another (although i don't plan on checking this time!) n/t OP by Bucky: Complete meltdown in Obama's Texas campaign I went to volunteer at the local Obama campaign office here in Houston last night, only to find the place in utter disarray. First I'd signed up to do phone banking, calling voters to make sure they were aware of where they needed to go and caucus on Tuesday night, but the overwhelmed staff only had twenty available cell phones for people to call out to our supporters. I actually had to wait around for twenty minutes just to get my turn at phone calling. And while I was calling on that first phone they gave me, it actually ran out of pre-paid minutes--apparently they didn't have enough phones to handle the full groundswell of support for the senator! Not only that, but I heard thet they had the same problems of too many volunteers for phone banking at the 8 or 9 other campaign offices around the Houston area! And those offices too had far too many phone numbers from people from Obama rallies and events all over town who'd signed on, promising to support Obama Tuesday. Egads! I've never before in my 26 years in politics seen a campaign run into this sort of problem. Disaster! Then, as I switched to the cold call list, I began to really see what a waste of time it all was. Phone call after phone call, household after household I called... it seemed like everyone I was calling was already supporting Obama. I must've contacted 60 families and only one person told me she was supporting Clinton. Well, if they're all for Obama, why was I even bothering to call? But the chaos was still unfolding. I'd signed on last week to be a precinct captain for Obama. But as I next started calling the voters from my precinct, I found out a lot of them had already been contacted by another precinct captain for the same precinct. What insanity was this? It turns out Obama has four or five "captains" for my precinct alone--all of whom are working furiously to ensure a big turnout for our precinct caucus Tuesday. I tell ya, that show a whole lot of inexperience on Obama's part to have all these people stepping forward to volunteer and help out the campaign. And worse---no one person is in charge to boss the rest of us around. It's like they want us all fully involved as leaders in the process! This is unprecidented! This is just not the way we've done things in the past! Insanity!! As the evening winded down, I could hardly hear myself think from all the buzz and excitement in the campaign HQ. By the time I got around to helping myself to the food someone'd donated--more meltdown--because all the potato salad was already finished off! I asked the office manager there what the dealio was, and all she could sputter out was that they kept getting more helper than they could handle. Good God, it was frantic there. How can this man possibly gain the support of the country when his campaign organization keeps getting swamped with unprecedented numbers of helpers like this? OP by FlyingSquirrel: Wow. So I'm watching some PBS special on Russia... This teenager has been brainwashed by a group set up by the Kremlin. Here's what she says about the dissidents: "All they do is complain about things and say that we should overthrow Putin. They offer no concrete solutions." Sonofabitch... where have I heard THAT before??????? :wtf: On a thread by NNadir: Tell me what book you think I should read and I'll tell you what I think you should read. response #9 by u4ic: My Pet Goat It comes highly recommended by a very important man. response #19 by NNadir: Thomas W Shields, Joseph LoCicero, Ronald B Ponn, and Valerie W Rusch's General Thoracic Surgery (2 Vol. Set), a bargain at $299. OP by rucky: I'm getting the feeling that some of you may not like one of our candidates. n/t  On a locked thread: Breaking: Obama uses toilet... response #16 by unhappycamper: I just put the lid down. I also shut off the lights and locked the door. On a locked thread: Hillary Clinton and menopause response #83 by proud patriot: I'm locking this It must be that time of the month for me . :eyes: On a locked thread: Hey, guys, I need an opinion. Read my first reply in this thread, please: response #10 by greatauntoftriplets: I am going to lock this up. I know that the OP isn't going to try this, but some others may get an idea and try it -- so we are going to make an example of you. Anyway, I am scared of how the menopausal moderators in GD: P might react to even more alerts.  OP by Bucky: blast from the past response #1 by bunkerbuster1 response #2 by Lint Head response #3 by Bucky GD, February 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2911137 On a thread by underpants: Ass Glue Blood-Nourishing Paste response #1 by kagehime response #3 by philboy response #7 by Orsino The Lounge, February 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7500449 OP by bridgit: Fuck You!! response #1 by DS1 response #5 by bridgit The Lounge, February 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7499685 On a thread by NavyVet07: The American Social Breakdown responses #16 & #21 by Swamp Rat GD, February 22, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2911485 On a thread by horseface: ****Official Why Barack Obama Can't Win thread**** responses #25 & #26 by Cooley Hurd GDP, February 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4731141 On a thread by sce56: More censorship here at DU? response #36 by flvegan response #85 by Ptah responses #111, #113, #126 & unnumbered by krispos42 response #114 by sfexpat2000 GD, February 23, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2913575 On a thread by thevoiceofreason: Don't you wish you knew what Samuel L. Jackson thought about all this? response #4 by NightWatcher response #5 by tularetom response #7 by thevoiceofreason response #11 by ericgtr response #12 by sweets response #16 by Bleachers7 response #17 by x-g.o.p.er GDP, February 24, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4752647 On a thread by yurbud: Caption this: Bush holding THE CAT IN THE HAT in Africa response #1 by Warpy response #2 by DJ13 response #3 by rurallib response #4 by citizen_jane response #5 by notadmblnd response #7 by catnhatnh response #8 by librechik response #11 by chimpsrsmarter response #12 by spanone response #13 by Rex response #14 by yurbud response #15 by sakabatou response #17 by gimberly response #19 by hootinholler responses #23 & #26 by sce56 response #31 by Corgigal response #32 by peekaloo responses #37 & #39 by troubleinwinter GD, February 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2921313 OP by bambino: Obama's Yarmulke! response #1 by Bluebear response #2 by Redstone response #14 by ithinkmyliverhurts GDP, February 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4765656 OP by texas1928: Yep it was windy here today. The Lounge, February 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7508764 On a thread by TAWS: Obama should start circulating this picture response #16 by goodgd_yall GDP, February 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4762780 OP by HawkeyeX: Photoshop Request: for anyone.. response #4 by oldtime dfl_er response #7 by laconicsax response #10 by alfredo responses #11, #13 & #15 by sce56 response #24 by Hardhead response #28 by zulchzulu responses #30 & #31 by tomeboy response #32 by Swamp Rat responses #33, #34 & #53 by krispos42 responses #36 & #47 by npincus response #44 by Riddler response #46 by dicksteele response #48 by troubleinwinter response #51 by dotcosm GD, February 25, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2922823 OP by Flabbergasted: Ok I got one big enough that it will go around once. (DU REALLY NEEDS THIS) GDP, February 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4783820 On a thread by Jeffersons Ghost: McCain BUSTED! response #1 by Swamp Rat GD, February 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2923979 OP by Magic Rat: We're Going To Win response #1 by WilliamPitt response #2 by Magic Rat response #5 by faygokid response #6 by BeyondGeography GDP, February 26, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4784387 On a thread by Librado: Proof that the media had pro-Obama bias since early 2007, when he entered the race response #4 by Swamp Rat GDP, February 27, 2008: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4792890 |
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