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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-26-07 01:00 PM
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14. Christ was shooting blanks. Only GOD had control of the royal DNA.
Edited on Mon Feb-26-07 01:00 PM by shain from kane
Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost were mere spectators, voyeurs of a sort, while the Holy Father did the heavy lifting. And it was hard work. There's a thin line between the control mechanism of letting loose a jolt of holy sperm, rather than a lightning bolt.
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  -Praise the Lord!!! Don't tell them, but even Jesus HAD SEX! Nimrod2005  Feb-26-07 12:39 PM   #0 
  - And with a Female... could have been worst  wakeme2008   Feb-26-07 12:39 PM   #1 
  - ROFLMAO, a good point.  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 12:40 PM   #2 
  - how can you be certain he had sex only with a female?  NYCALIZ   Feb-26-07 12:41 PM   #3 
  - First we find out that Al Sharpton is related to Strom Thrumond and now this  liberal N proud   Feb-26-07 12:41 PM   #4 
  - having sex and children does not diminish Jesus  NYCALIZ   Feb-26-07 12:42 PM   #5 
  - You guys are soooooooooooooooooo bad (nm) lol  frankly_fedup2   Feb-26-07 12:47 PM   #10 
  - I wonder who he called out to...  Mandate My Ass   Feb-26-07 12:43 PM   #6 
  - Oh, holy Moses!  station agent   Feb-26-07 12:45 PM   #7 
  - LOL  Mandate My Ass   Feb-26-07 12:46 PM   #8 
  - BAWABAWABAWABWABWABWA  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 12:47 PM   #9 
  - DNA?????  aquart   Feb-26-07 12:49 PM   #11 
  - No it was his mom I think he married her, her name was Mary  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 12:51 PM   #12 
     - he didn't marry his mom (yuck)  NYCALIZ   Feb-26-07 12:55 PM   #13 
     - Sorry, I thought it was THE Mary.....nt  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 01:06 PM   #15 
     - Yep, he was from SOUTHERN Jerusalem, it's tradition. n/t  fla nocount   Feb-26-07 01:39 PM   #30 
        - Please...  Clark2008   Feb-26-07 01:43 PM   #34 
           - Sorry, forgot the drippy sarcasm thingy  fla nocount   Feb-26-07 01:51 PM   #36 
     - Yeah, on Jesus's little bone box it said "Son of Joseph"  originalpckelly   Feb-26-07 01:28 PM   #23 
  - Christ was shooting blanks. Only GOD had control of the royal DNA.  shain from kane   Feb-26-07 01:00 PM   #14 
  - Now, you will never be able to get a job on a presidential compaign  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 01:08 PM   #16 
     - "The Arcadian King Lycaon mocked Jupiter, laughed at prayers  shain from kane   Feb-26-07 01:18 PM   #19 
        - Sounds as good as the other stories.  Cassandra   Feb-26-07 01:24 PM   #22 
        - WTF? I don't understand any of this? What is it?  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 01:28 PM   #24 
           - I believe he's pointing out the similarity between the "Virgin Mary" story...  originalpckelly   Feb-26-07 01:30 PM   #25 
              - Thanks, got it.  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 01:32 PM   #27 
  - Jesus' mother, Mary, had a virgin birth  TexasLawyer   Feb-26-07 01:12 PM   #17 
  - She/They forgot.....nt  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 01:14 PM   #18 
  - Will they compare any DNA with Tom Cruise's  new_beawr   Feb-26-07 01:19 PM   #20 
  - He only went bare once. The rest of the time He used a Trojan.  shain from kane   Feb-26-07 01:21 PM   #21 
  - He was hung like a horse?  originalpckelly   Feb-26-07 01:31 PM   #26 
     - What's wrong with you people? We are discussing religion!  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 01:34 PM   #28 
     - If you had the power of creation, how long would it be?  shain from kane   Feb-26-07 01:34 PM   #29 
        - Even God knows it's not the length, but the width that matters.  Clark2008   Feb-26-07 01:45 PM   #35 
           - Are you assuming that God is male or female? Don't let your personal preferences  shain from kane   Feb-26-07 01:55 PM   #37 
  - Of Course Jesus Was Married to Mary Magdeline And She Was Left Out On Purpose  Yavin4   Feb-26-07 01:39 PM   #31 
  - Funniest thing on the Internets!!!  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 01:41 PM   #32 
  - why would it matter if Jesus was married?  NYCALIZ   Feb-26-07 01:42 PM   #33 
  - Not sure, don't know religions very well  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 02:11 PM   #38 
  - that's "CELEBRATE"with a "T"  PCIntern   Feb-26-07 03:16 PM   #41 
  - actually its celibate with an I  NYCALIZ   Feb-26-07 03:26 PM   #43 
  - Celibacy was created by the church of Rome.  MamaBear   Feb-26-07 03:36 PM   #44 
     - actually I believe older religions also practiced celibacy  NYCALIZ   Feb-26-07 03:39 PM   #45 
     - True. but the Roman's weren't among them.  MamaBear   Feb-26-07 03:56 PM   #46 
     - It would have been normal for a rabbi or preacher/teacher.  aquart   Feb-26-07 05:57 PM   #47 
     - Not Mohamed, he had about 8 wives, no?  Nimrod2005   Feb-27-07 07:29 AM   #49 
     - The celibacy thing also came after the Great Schism.  knitter4democracy   Feb-27-07 07:42 AM   #52 
  - So, What Would You Give The Couple As A Wedding Gift?  Yavin4   Feb-26-07 02:44 PM   #39 
  - A fine bottle of wine, aged from the stone age?  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 03:11 PM   #40 
  - He wouldn't need it. He could turn the water into wine, presumably any vintage.  shain from kane   Feb-26-07 03:21 PM   #42 
     - Oh yeah, silly me I forgot....nt  Nimrod2005   Feb-26-07 06:58 PM   #48 
  - A belt with lots of weights and a scuba kit, so he could finally see marine life  Commie Pinko Dirtbag   Feb-27-07 07:36 AM   #51 
  - Mary Magdalene  trumad   Feb-27-07 07:33 AM   #50 
  - That's HOT! [tm Paris Hilton]  WinkyDink   Feb-27-07 07:44 AM   #53 
  - The archeology is a bit iffy, but it doesn't really matter.  knitter4democracy   Feb-27-07 07:46 AM   #54 

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