Bucky
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Wed Feb-13-08 06:10 PM
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| 11. Well, he was driving a car I assume. |
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Operating a motor vehicle stoned is more funny than dangerous only if you know you're intoxicated--paranoid giggly potheads stopping the car 30 feet before the intersection and all that. But obviously the slowed reaction time and loss of eye-hand coordination for a (I'm guessing) infrequent user who doesn't know he's been spiked is pretty dangerous, particularly if the guy has a job where he might have to go on a (no pun) high speed chase at a moment's notice.
Also, the suspects he arrests could die laughing when he mirandizes them: "You, like, have the right to an attorney, man. Like, wow. And whoa... the right to remain like silent, dood, I can see my tongue."
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