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Reply #23: OMG, breaking a heel and wheeling into a jukebox, [View All]

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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jan-21-08 06:52 PM
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23. OMG, breaking a heel and wheeling into a jukebox,
which starts playing "Honky Tonk Woman" at full blast over & over. Tripping into the guys' room and slipping on a puddle on the floor. Marvelling at the urinals lined up there. Flapping back out with a lil help from her brand new friends.

Maybe a bartender will suggest she put something in her stomach, so she goes for the peanuts, and I mean KNOCKS ASIDE the sucker that gets in her way. "We elephants, & so on****"

Then, she starts talking about her "husb-"

And crying.

But it's not like we know about any of this stuff ourselves, right? :P :pals: :yourock:
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  Condi got WASTED like her BF does...here she is boozing in the UAE -- elehhhhna  Jan-21-08 05:50 PM   #0 
   Good God....  Aviation Pro   Jan-21-08 05:56 PM   #1 
   LOLOLOLOL!!!!!  TwoSparkles   Jan-21-08 05:58 PM   #2 
   ...  Blue State Native   Jan-21-08 06:00 PM   #5 
   I. Am. Choking!!!!!!!  Sugar Smack   Jan-21-08 06:02 PM   #6 
   LMAO!  SIMPLYB1980   Jan-21-08 06:06 PM   #9 
   Also *gasp/trying not to keep laughing*  Sugar Smack   Jan-21-08 06:11 PM   #12 
   Wonder what that guy  vpilot   Jan-21-08 05:58 PM   #3 
   He's thinking...  wildbilln864   Jan-21-08 06:06 PM   #10 
   Yep  vpilot   Jan-21-08 06:17 PM   #14 
   infidel woman, back to your burka...  kineneb   Jan-21-08 08:45 PM   #32 
      He DOES.  Sugar Smack   Jan-21-08 09:47 PM   #34 
   Well if you were the CoC for George Bush, wouldn't you be hammered all the time?  Rex   Jan-21-08 05:59 PM   #4 
   Doubtful if there was alcohol in that drink  itsrobert   Jan-21-08 06:05 PM   #7 
   The Secretary of Stinkeye  gratuitous   Jan-21-08 06:06 PM   #8 
   I think that's the first time I've seen her smile - when it wasn't fake.  Kittycat   Jan-21-08 06:08 PM   #11 
   Nah... She's Just THAT Ugly  fascisthunter   Jan-21-08 06:13 PM   #13 
   Why does she look like the bad guys on Star Trek?  Perragrande   Jan-21-08 06:27 PM   #15 
      You are Right... a Klingon  fascisthunter   Jan-21-08 07:05 PM   #27 
   that bottom pic is just screaming "I realllly love you guyz, you know, burp, spill"  chimpsrsmarter   Jan-21-08 06:29 PM   #16 
   OMG, I just looked at again!!!!1!!!!11!!  Sugar Smack   Jan-21-08 06:41 PM   #20 
      right, like a total spilly happy girl in a club and the always have drinks that stain.  chimpsrsmarter   Jan-21-08 06:43 PM   #21 
         OMG, breaking a heel and wheeling into a jukebox,  Sugar Smack   Jan-21-08 06:52 PM   #23 
            Rofl, my god i think we've been out together before.  chimpsrsmarter   Jan-21-08 06:54 PM   #24 
               Me *hiccup* too *hiccup*.  Sugar Smack   Jan-21-08 07:04 PM   #26 
                  omg yeah, i can see her "Aannnddd eyeeee will alwaysss luvs you" and crying.  chimpsrsmarter   Jan-21-08 07:07 PM   #28 
                     I'm DYING, here!  Sugar Smack   Jan-21-08 07:18 PM   #29 
                        oh yeah, "Lets the eagles soar" complete with tragedy pools of mascara and eyeliner.  chimpsrsmarter   Jan-21-08 07:23 PM   #30 
   It's funny, but Muslims don't drink  dorkulon   Jan-21-08 06:30 PM   #17 
   I bet those princes have the best alcohol in the world stashed...nt  Ilsa   Jan-21-08 06:44 PM   #22 
   I Lived In The ME  Binka   Jan-21-08 06:57 PM   #25 
   You should see  Thothmes   Jan-21-08 08:34 PM   #31 
   "Now, lesh talk about that oil production *hic*..."  Buns_of_Fire   Jan-21-08 06:32 PM   #18 
   "Oh, those bedroom eyes!" notes georgie.nt  Ilsa   Jan-21-08 06:41 PM   #19 
   Isn't alcohol illegal in that country?  Chomskyite   Jan-21-08 09:05 PM   #33 
   Sheik-ened not stirred. Did she plop down at the piano for a rendition of  peekaloo   Jan-21-08 10:04 PM   #35 
 

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