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Tue Jan-15-08 05:11 PM
Response to Reply #86 |
| 91. No, you have them mixed up with the rednecks from South GA and AL |
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Texans just aim their guns at 'em as target practice. ![]()  Then, they go BBQ the cattle who were saved from mutilation.
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| -Huge, silent UFO startles Texas town |
Teh_Rabble_Rouser |
Jan-14-08 06:04 PM |
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"everyone is afraid it's the end of times" |
jgraz |
Jan-14-08 06:06 PM |
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These people are no more evolved than Stone Age |
Jacobin |
Jan-14-08 06:09 PM |
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Evolved? No such thing. |
jgraz |
Jan-14-08 06:12 PM |
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Chimps everywhere are saying, We did not evolve from humans, no way! |
L. Coyote |
Jan-15-08 10:44 AM |
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Let's be fair. Startled people fall back on their dumb preconceived ideas. |
I work for workers |
Jan-15-08 11:01 AM |
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Why is it the best candidates for the missing link don't believe in evolution? |
originalpckelly |
Jan-15-08 08:24 AM |
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You aren't far off. The deer hunter "thought about taking a shot at it." |
Dawggie |
Jan-15-08 05:10 PM |
#90 |
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That doesn't sound like a real quote... |
TCJ70 |
Jan-15-08 08:32 AM |
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Please keep in mind |
kgfnally |
Jan-15-08 11:34 AM |
#78 |
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Like Kooch said, |
ayeshahaqqiqa |
Jan-14-08 06:06 PM |
#2 |
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Has the mothership come to collect *? n/t |
rox63 |
Jan-14-08 06:06 PM |
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It's the Mutha F%&kers ship |
RainDog |
Jan-14-08 06:08 PM |
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Take the texans, take the texans! |
superconnected |
Jan-14-08 06:30 PM |
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No thanks. |
Ishoutandscream2 |
Jan-14-08 09:08 PM |
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Wait, just take the redneck repuke Texans, and we'll get this state back to blue faster! |
LibInTexas |
Jan-15-08 07:56 AM |
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. |
Blue State Native |
Jan-15-08 12:54 PM |
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Beat me to it but better than I was thinking |
Yael |
Jan-14-08 09:11 PM |
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And NOBODY took a picture of course. |
rocknation |
Jan-14-08 06:09 PM |
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The "fast moving" part usually excludes snapshots |
Lorien |
Jan-14-08 06:26 PM |
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Cameras steal your soul. n/t |
IanDB1 |
Jan-14-08 06:38 PM |
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LMAO -- DUzy-worthy response. -eom- |
live love laugh |
Jan-14-08 08:17 PM |
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Wow. ...now if only they could put a camera in a cell phone! |
FormerRushFan |
Jan-14-08 07:02 PM |
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Even if they did, people would claim it was a fake |
The Straight Story |
Jan-15-08 09:37 AM |
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UFO pics: nobody believes them anyway. If they are good, it's because they are |
conspirator |
Jan-15-08 11:01 AM |
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Bet they were looking to clear a lil Shrub |
BushDespiser12 |
Jan-14-08 06:09 PM |
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He said he wanted to go to Mars. Maybe it was a taxi. nt |
donkeyotay |
Jan-15-08 12:24 PM |
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They're here to replace the faulty chip in his brain? |
lurky |
Jan-14-08 06:11 PM |
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In reading the first couple of words, I asked myself how far it was from Crawford. |
higher class |
Jan-14-08 06:11 PM |
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About 65 miles |
bbinacan |
Jan-14-08 06:19 PM |
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Texans frighten and confuse easily to begin with. |
IanDB1 |
Jan-14-08 06:11 PM |
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Uh-oh, somebody's campaign is bringing in more voters! |
balantz |
Jan-14-08 06:13 PM |
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Probably... |
IanDB1 |
Jan-14-08 06:14 PM |
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looks like the hindenberg |
superconnected |
Jan-14-08 06:32 PM |
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sounds like soneone has been watching too much Independance Day |
notadmblnd |
Jan-14-08 06:17 PM |
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Airplane? |
TacticalPeek |
Jan-14-08 06:18 PM |
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"...everyone is afraid it's the end of times" - I thought that's what they wanted? |
vademocrat |
Jan-14-08 06:20 PM |
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I'm amazed no one there is blaming it on the kids at Tarleton University yet |
Lone_Star_Dem |
Jan-14-08 06:27 PM |
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That's my Alma Mater |
ginbarn |
Jan-15-08 12:33 PM |
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Shrub loves his toys |
unapatriciated |
Jan-14-08 06:32 PM |
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They're looking for intelligent life in rural Texas? |
AnnieBW |
Jan-14-08 06:56 PM |
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Tuna, Texas? |
DemoTex |
Jan-14-08 06:59 PM |
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i startled a small texas town once. |
xchrom |
Jan-14-08 06:59 PM |
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Silently and at high speed, I presume? |
dicksteele |
Jan-14-08 07:01 PM |
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i was fast and pretty, baby! |
xchrom |
Jan-14-08 07:07 PM |
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ZoomZoomZoom! nm |
dicksteele |
Jan-14-08 07:17 PM |
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Unidentified Gay Object! nt |
xchrom |
Jan-14-08 08:43 PM |
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That is hilarious! n/t |
mirrera |
Jan-14-08 09:35 PM |
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It's just a James bond villain, geez . . . |
PetrusMonsFormicarum |
Jan-14-08 07:11 PM |
#29 |
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End Times + Space Ship? |
momster |
Jan-14-08 07:31 PM |
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UFOS IN THE BIBLE? |
Ghost in the Machine |
Jan-15-08 11:56 AM |
#79 |
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Sure -- Thanks! |
momster |
Jan-15-08 04:58 PM |
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Did the UFO have a bumper sticker? |
havocmom |
Jan-14-08 08:31 PM |
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YES Kucinich, My Thoughts Exactly! |
DaLittle Kitty |
Jan-15-08 09:32 AM |
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... |
MrMickeysMom |
Jan-15-08 05:03 PM |
#88 |
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Hope it now moves north to pay a courtesy call to the Whitehouse |
Andrushka |
Jan-14-08 09:09 PM |
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yes, they got their directions wrong, the must of got the wrong info!! |
alyce douglas |
Jan-15-08 07:13 AM |
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LOL! |
shanti |
Jan-15-08 10:07 AM |
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Local Texas reports |
Dover |
Jan-15-08 04:59 AM |
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This might get interesting. nt |
I Have A Dream |
Jan-15-08 05:28 AM |
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Stephenville is 60 miles NW of Crawford. Is there a connection here |
radfringe |
Jan-15-08 05:36 AM |
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PNAC Transport |
MetaTrope |
Jan-15-08 06:44 AM |
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"...yeah, it's the republic blimp transporting the chimp" |
KansDem |
Jan-15-08 12:48 PM |
#84 |
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If intelligent aliens really flew near a Texas town, I'm sure they'd vaporize it. |
Perry Logan |
Jan-15-08 05:45 AM |
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Why would intelligent aliens even go near Crawford?... |
rasputin1952 |
Jan-15-08 07:52 AM |
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found this the other nnite..searching other subject,,,this is intereting ...what do you think??? |
indimuse |
Jan-15-08 05:50 AM |
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They've probably heard that some dumbass Texas judge... |
countryjake |
Jan-15-08 06:12 AM |
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Unidentified? Perhaps by these folks. Alien? 'Doubtful! |
Kazak |
Jan-15-08 06:43 AM |
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a mile long and half mile wide? What could "we" possibly have that |
BridgeTheGap |
Jan-15-08 07:18 AM |
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The aliens are worried the idiots of earth will blow themselves up |
Echo In Light |
Jan-15-08 06:47 AM |
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I seen an UFO once! |
FORREST GRUMP |
Jan-15-08 06:48 AM |
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You are no longer electable n/t |
conspirator |
Jan-15-08 10:39 AM |
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BALONEY! I'll Vote For Forrest! |
ProfessorGAC |
Jan-15-08 10:48 AM |
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Do I have to be the one to say it? |
Sentinel Chicken |
Jan-15-08 07:16 AM |
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I love this from the article |
pipoman |
Jan-15-08 07:24 AM |
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That is priceless. Maybe it's interstellar giant Bass coming to see kin. |
Neshanic |
Jan-15-08 09:32 AM |
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You know its redneck |
pipoman |
Jan-15-08 10:50 AM |
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Was he going to try to shoot the fucking thing with his rifle? |
The Stranger |
Jan-15-08 12:00 PM |
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That's what he said he thought about doing |
ginbarn |
Jan-15-08 12:43 PM |
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Now being reported by the Associated Press - a story with "legs?" |
BridgeTheGap |
Jan-15-08 07:28 AM |
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It sounds like the same UFO Fife Symington saw in 1997 in Arizona. |
Vinca |
Jan-15-08 07:37 AM |
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Darnn, I missed it! I'll keep my eyes peeled and |
Texas Explorer |
Jan-15-08 07:47 AM |
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This thread is useless without pics. Really. nt |
blondeatlast |
Jan-15-08 08:23 AM |
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It was Diebold's 'Edwards Cloaking Device' painted black and operated by Clintonians n/t |
Jeroen |
Jan-15-08 08:26 AM |
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It was a preemptive Rapture of some good old boys I betcha n/t |
NNN0LHI |
Jan-15-08 09:35 AM |
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I welcome our new "insert name here" overlords n/t |
conspirator |
Jan-15-08 10:37 AM |
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160 miles from Crawford, |
spokane |
Jan-15-08 10:52 AM |
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It was the Shrubsster on his new mountain bike!!! |
benld74 |
Jan-15-08 11:04 AM |
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Beings from Altair 4 bringing us regime change, I hope? nt |
raccoon |
Jan-15-08 11:07 AM |
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Huge? Bright lights? Elvis always was a flashy dresser. |
Tierra_y_Libertad |
Jan-15-08 11:16 AM |
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Wait, I thought bible thumpers in "these parts" salivated over the "end of times"? |
Blue State Native |
Jan-15-08 12:57 PM |
#86 |
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No, you have them mixed up with the rednecks from South GA and AL |
MrMickeysMom |
Jan-15-08 05:11 PM |
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I still haven't picked a color for the car I'm getting from a raptured fundie n/t |
cynatnite |
Jan-15-08 05:05 PM |
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Saw Bigfoot once, |
edhopper |
Jan-15-08 05:24 PM |
#92 |