Reply #61: See my sig ;-) JABBERWOCKY

[Leopolds Ghost]

T'was Iowa, and the Blitzy Wolf
Did gyre and gimble o'er the waves.

All Tweety were the talking heads
And the mome-Russert outgrabe.



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"Beware the Democrats, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!



Beware the Clinton bird, and shun
The frumious o'Bamasnatch!"



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He took his vorpal mic in ear:
Long time the lib'some foe he sought--



So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And hid off cam, he thought.



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As he read the uffish tele-prompt,
The Elephant, with eyes of flame,



Came whiffling through the tulgey photo op,
And burbled as it came!



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One two! One two! And through and through
The talking points went snicker-snack!



He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.



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"And hast thou slain the Huckabee?
Come to my arms, my hawkish boy!



O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
Larry King chortled in his joy.



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'Twas Iowa, and the Blitzhy Wolf
Did gyre and gimble o'er the waves:
All Tweety were the talking heads,
And the mome-Russert outgrabe.