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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:23 PM
Response to Reply #54
63. All Mormons have third nipples, but they try to keep that secret.
It's kinda like the magic undies. Only the insiders are privy to the skivvies, or extra nipples, as the case may be.

Joseph Smith? Third nipple.
Orrin Hatch? Third nipple.
Donnie? Third nipple.
Marie? You guessed it.
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