Reply #142: LOL! See what happens when ladies are allowed to drive convertibles and drink wild turkey?

[myrna minx]

Well, you see, later that day, I became an elfin type, who was sitting around waiting for this "king" to return to destroy some bauble or ring type thing, in order to restore well being to middle america. See, my dad wanted me to high-tail it onto some ship, because all was lost, but nooooo, I had to wait for charming Mr. Honorable McHandsome to "return" so we could bring back values to middle america. These little fellas ate us out of house and home, but boy did they like to dance. A good time was had by all. Oh, and that orc, Mary Matalin, was sent to back to some bad place.

How's it going SS?