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Thu Dec-06-07 03:12 PM
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| 10. My favorite Mormon belief... |
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That Jesus and Lucifer were brothers, and they had a
falling out when the god-members of the extraterrestrial
board of gods voted Jesus as the savior to send to earth.
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| -The Garden of Eden was in Missouri??? |
polichick |
Dec-06-07 03:06 PM |
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did you see the "The Mormons" on pbs? It was excellent and explained a lot. |
chimpsrsmarter |
Dec-06-07 03:08 PM |
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It was an excellent documentary and I learned a lot of things I |
Arkansas Granny |
Dec-06-07 03:33 PM |
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It made me wonder why they forbid alcohol. It might make sense if I got fucked up. nt |
LeftyMom |
Dec-06-07 04:15 PM |
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That and many other fascinating tidbits are revealed in |
missb |
Dec-06-07 03:08 PM |
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The heck with the magic glasses and the hat... |
BrotherBuzz |
Dec-06-07 03:38 PM |
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I want some of that magic underwear!!! |
DCKit |
Dec-06-07 03:45 PM |
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Mormons believe a lot of stuff that non-Mormons think is odd |
TechBear_Seattle |
Dec-06-07 03:08 PM |
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What's that? Of course everyone knows the Garden Of Eden was in Mesopotamia |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Dec-06-07 03:29 PM |
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true enough, but the underwear thing fascinates me |
mitchtv |
Dec-06-07 03:37 PM |
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I think it's odder, because it is more recent. You can almost excuse older religions, because the |
MADem |
Dec-06-07 03:42 PM |
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No more than Scientology. Talk about a Woo-Woo belief system... |
DCKit |
Dec-06-07 03:48 PM |
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Either that or |
knight_of_the_star |
Dec-06-07 04:06 PM |
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That one is even MORE recent, and even MORE absurd! nt |
MADem |
Dec-06-07 04:09 PM |
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Actually the Book of Mormon plagiarizes the Bible |
Ezlivin |
Dec-06-07 04:26 PM |
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O ye doubter of miracles! Know'st thou not that the Bible be in public domain? |
Bucky |
Dec-06-07 06:01 PM |
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I find it amazing that they continue to insist that the book wasn't written by a kooky guy |
MADem |
Dec-07-07 10:07 AM |
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This Missourian did. |
Ravy |
Dec-06-07 03:09 PM |
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Ahh sorry Ravy but you are mistaken |
MuseRider |
Dec-06-07 04:11 PM |
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Yeah, like they would let two people roam outside naked in Kansas... *grin* |
Ravy |
Dec-06-07 05:07 PM |
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One of my oldest friends |
MuseRider |
Dec-06-07 05:37 PM |
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I live in Florida now... |
Ravy |
Dec-06-07 05:59 PM |
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I can't even begin to talk this language. |
MuseRider |
Dec-06-07 06:06 PM |
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Yes, Mormons believe it's in Missouri. |
Drunken Irishman |
Dec-06-07 03:09 PM |
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But Mel Brooks had the indians speaking Yiddish... |
El Supremo |
Dec-06-07 03:23 PM |
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Heya heya Oi Vey!! Ta hell with the non-matching D-N-A!!!! NT |
MADem |
Dec-07-07 10:08 AM |
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and let's not forget |
northzax |
Dec-06-07 03:30 PM |
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You got it off a little. |
tekisui |
Dec-06-07 03:36 PM |
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Actually, you're giving an explanation used by mainstream Christians in the 1800s |
Bucky |
Dec-06-07 06:05 PM |
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A lot of Mormons belief this, too. |
tekisui |
Dec-06-07 06:17 PM |
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Hmmm |
Terran |
Dec-06-07 03:09 PM |
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Yup. Fort Leonard Wood. |
TahitiNut |
Dec-06-07 03:11 PM |
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Did he say anything about 100% made in USA. n/t |
CK_John |
Dec-06-07 03:11 PM |
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When I think of Mormons |
Bitwit1234 |
Dec-06-07 03:12 PM |
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Mormons were pretty intensely persecuted before they marched west |
Bucky |
Dec-06-07 06:03 PM |
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My favorite Mormon belief... |
displacedtexan |
Dec-06-07 03:12 PM |
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I grew up in Missouri... |
snooper2 |
Dec-06-07 03:15 PM |
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Show Me. |
faygokid |
Dec-06-07 03:17 PM |
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that's a strip joint on the edge of town |
spanone |
Dec-06-07 03:19 PM |
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And hell is still Texas. |
El Supremo |
Dec-06-07 03:21 PM |
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He also mentioned that Mormons believe that God is in human form, and |
Hieronymus |
Dec-06-07 03:22 PM |
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The Mormons have some scientology-like |
NeedleCast |
Dec-06-07 03:23 PM |
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That's right. But, more importantly, |
tekisui |
Dec-06-07 03:27 PM |
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I was out in Salt Lake |
NeedleCast |
Dec-06-07 04:03 PM |
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"What a crock." - Atahualpa |
SpiralHawk |
Dec-06-07 04:07 PM |
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Those were missionaries. |
tekisui |
Dec-06-07 04:28 PM |
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I'm sure it is |
NeedleCast |
Dec-06-07 06:03 PM |
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Mitt's politics are whatever gets him elected. |
Disturbed |
Dec-06-07 03:30 PM |
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If it's heat and humidity you seek... |
warren pease |
Dec-06-07 03:27 PM |
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Ummm, so why did they pick Utah to live? nt |
Javaman |
Dec-06-07 03:28 PM |
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Driven out by the locals. |
DCKit |
Dec-06-07 03:52 PM |
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You missed a few. |
LeftyMom |
Dec-06-07 04:20 PM |
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Check out Morman war; Missouri wouldn't have 'em. nt |
NoFederales |
Dec-06-07 04:58 PM |
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Yes, it was. And a talking salamander guarded the Book of Mormon... |
CyberPieHole |
Dec-06-07 03:33 PM |
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Two words-MAGIC UNDERPANTS |
underpants |
Dec-06-07 03:36 PM |
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DNA Science is wrong? |
Disturbed |
Dec-06-07 03:45 PM |
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Yep Native Americans who apparently came from Siberia.. |
Blaze Diem |
Dec-06-07 04:04 PM |
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Perhaps Romney will then be queried |
DemGa |
Dec-06-07 03:46 PM |
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I always knew |
MuseRider |
Dec-06-07 04:08 PM |
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Repug Candidates that don't believe in Evolution & one that |
Disturbed |
Dec-06-07 04:16 PM |
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Was this for me? |
MuseRider |
Dec-06-07 04:21 PM |
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I have holey underpants - do those count? |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Dec-06-07 04:22 PM |
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I did. Do I win a prize? |
wlucinda |
Dec-06-07 04:14 PM |
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Yes. And Jesus, after the resurrection, preached in upstate New York. |
Occam Bandage |
Dec-06-07 04:14 PM |
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Not in Utica. There's nothing living there. |
rug |
Dec-06-07 05:43 PM |
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Mrs mitchum says that all of their shit sounds like something made up in a treehouse |
mitchum |
Dec-06-07 04:17 PM |
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Yes! |
rjones2818 |
Dec-06-07 04:53 PM |
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Yes it was and Hell is in Crawford Texas. n/t |
Wizard777 |
Dec-06-07 04:58 PM |
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But heaven is in |
trashcanistanista |
Dec-06-07 05:05 PM |
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Heaven would be being in Los Angeles, CA in a Four Seasons suite |
Hawaii Hiker |
Dec-06-07 06:14 PM |
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I think that would be Fred Thompson's Heaven too |
aint_no_life_nowhere |
Dec-06-07 06:25 PM |
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They created their religion by looking in a hat with a magic stone |
OzarkDem |
Dec-06-07 05:26 PM |
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Dum Dum Dum Dum Dummmmmmmmm |
Milo_Bloom |
Dec-06-07 05:57 PM |
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Right next to Pigly-Wigly |
asdjrocky |
Dec-06-07 06:01 PM |
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I've been there - It's drastically overrated |
slackmaster |
Dec-06-07 06:31 PM |
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