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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-26-07 04:08 PM
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CHENEY in Hospital ..... The best medical brains are busy loking for his heart.
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Edited on Mon Nov-26-07 04:11 PM by Botany

AP 11/26/07 Washington, D.C.

An unnnamed DU blogger was caught trying to hook up Vice President Dick
Cheney's i.v. to a gallon of Iraqi "Light Sweet Crude Oil." Police and Secret
Service Agents laughed and sent the person on his/her way.

So does peanut butter and WD-40 in an i.v. make problems?
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  -CHENEY in Hospital ..... The best medical brains are busy loking for his heart. Botany  Nov-26-07 04:08 PM   #0 
  - How can you have an irregular heartbeat when...  sazemisery   Nov-26-07 04:13 PM   #1 
  - I was wondering the same thing!  bambino   Nov-26-07 05:20 PM   #26 
     - guess something is going to break in the media  bambino   Nov-26-07 05:22 PM   #27 
  - Self-delete.  no_hypocrisy   Nov-26-07 04:13 PM   #2 
  - Why don't I buy the media's story?  Botany   Nov-26-07 04:19 PM   #5 
  - you put a smile on my face. nt  sweets   Nov-26-07 04:14 PM   #3 
  - I wonder if he's going to slink off to Dubai  LiberalEsto   Nov-26-07 04:15 PM   #4 
  - Are there any proctologists involved?? nt  Vinca   Nov-26-07 04:19 PM   #6 
  - Does that mean * is running the country now? nt  Crabby Appleton   Nov-26-07 04:21 PM   #7 
  - This is what happens to rotten persons, they rot from the inside out-  MrMickeysMom   Nov-26-07 04:23 PM   #8 
  - It's probably just three sizes too small  gollygee   Nov-26-07 04:23 PM   #9 
  - And held together with chewing gum and duct tape.  smokey nj   Nov-26-07 05:14 PM   #24 
  - Call me when they can't find a pulse  malaise   Nov-26-07 04:26 PM   #10 
  - I'm with you, Malaise...  Blue_In_AK   Nov-26-07 04:28 PM   #11 
  - I'm well beyond maybe  malaise   Nov-26-07 05:14 PM   #23 
  - I've got my wine chillin' already.  in_cog_ni_to   Nov-26-07 04:32 PM   #13 
  - I have a bottle here as well  malaise   Nov-26-07 05:11 PM   #19 
     - Hell yes! Dom Perignon would be called for! Great thought!  in_cog_ni_to   Nov-26-07 05:13 PM   #22 
        - LOL  malaise   Nov-26-07 05:27 PM   #29 
  - free at last .. free at last .. thank God Almighty I am free at last.  Botany   Nov-26-07 04:34 PM   #14 
  - I'll only be changing the name here  malaise   Nov-26-07 05:36 PM   #32 
  - That would be worth a couple of nice drinks  simskl   Nov-26-07 04:39 PM   #15 
     - I haven't been drunk since I was 21  malaise   Nov-26-07 05:29 PM   #31 
  - What goes around  FitzmasAgain   Nov-26-07 04:31 PM   #12 
  - Yea and I bet they are all looking at the wrong end.  sandrakae   Nov-26-07 04:43 PM   #16 
  - I s'pose this is a time for Schadenfreude...  Buck Laser   Nov-26-07 04:52 PM   #17 
  - I hope his Drs are as efficient as Bush's political appointees!  Bobbieo   Nov-26-07 05:11 PM   #20 
  - Take a right at the lung  peace frog   Nov-26-07 05:10 PM   #18 
  - You got 8 big vessels .... hook 'em back up any which way.  Botany   Nov-26-07 05:17 PM   #25 
     - Sure, why not tie 'em in a knot or braid them  peace frog   Nov-26-07 05:46 PM   #35 
  - Is this his first irregular heartbeat this week?  RL3AO   Nov-26-07 05:12 PM   #21 
  - i am no surgeon but i do believe i know what the problem is...  flyarm   Nov-26-07 05:26 PM   #28 
  - Pacemaker made in China perhaps????  monmouth   Nov-26-07 05:27 PM   #30 
  - He'd never qualify for health coverage  Mz Pip   Nov-26-07 05:39 PM   #33 
  - Knew that electron microscope would come in handy....nt  bklyncowgirl   Nov-26-07 05:40 PM   #34 
  - Isn't Cheney lucky that he does not have the insurance of most Americans.  MasonJar   Nov-26-07 05:51 PM   #36 

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