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Fri Nov-16-07 10:54 PM
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| 42. And this, children, is why you don't jump in bodies of water where gators live. |
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I don't even like going near the rivers and ponds in Florida.
The little 30 meter pond up the street from my grandmothers house had a big fucking alligator in it. As neat as they are, I'm not one to swim with them.
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| -Fleeing Robbery Suspect Eaten By Alligator |
IanDB1 |
Nov-13-07 09:30 AM |
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nom nom nom |
DS1 |
Nov-13-07 09:31 AM |
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The "scales" of Justice have prevailed. |
CT_Progressive |
Nov-13-07 09:31 AM |
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Oy! |
Lurking Dem |
Nov-13-07 09:33 AM |
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I hate when that happens. |
lpbk2713 |
Nov-13-07 09:31 AM |
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Deputize that gator!! nt |
citizen_jane |
Nov-13-07 09:32 AM |
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Some days you eat the bear, some days the bear eats you. |
Sentinel Chicken |
Nov-13-07 09:33 AM |
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All things being equal |
Der Blaue Engel |
Nov-13-07 09:39 AM |
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Reminds me of an old Kingston Trio song .. |
DemoTex |
Nov-13-07 09:42 AM |
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Now that's just eerie |
GreenPartyVoter |
Nov-13-07 10:22 AM |
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The article names the gator but not the guy it ate n/t |
azurnoir |
Nov-13-07 09:42 AM |
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as my Daddy used to say |
GTRMAN |
Nov-13-07 09:45 AM |
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Too bad he didn't run into a Seminole |
MrScorpio |
Nov-13-07 10:17 AM |
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Doubtful he would have run into a Seminole. |
RebelOne |
Nov-13-07 10:49 AM |
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Psssttt - (College Football) |
haele |
Nov-13-07 09:39 PM |
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At last, a Floridian who wasn't tasered fleeing from the cops. |
Skidmore |
Nov-13-07 10:18 AM |
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Headline: Cops increasingly rely on new "Gator Jaws" tool to subdue suspects |
IDemo |
Nov-13-07 10:21 AM |
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an acceptable substitute for other "deadly force" methods to subdue.. . .n/t |
annabanana |
Nov-13-07 11:04 AM |
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Duh. He must not be from around those parts. I would never |
GreenPartyVoter |
Nov-13-07 10:21 AM |
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I was at a wedding reception once outside Gainesville and saw a gator |
smoogatz |
Nov-13-07 12:09 PM |
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"Now *THAT* is a verdict that just bites." ("Yeaooooowwwww!" say The Who...) |
Tesha |
Nov-13-07 10:56 AM |
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LOL! |
Blue State Native |
Nov-13-07 10:59 AM |
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LMFAO! I'm imagining Caruso taking off his glasses |
EOTE |
Nov-16-07 11:47 PM |
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LOL! How can he be such a bad actor... |
varkam |
Nov-16-07 11:54 PM |
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theres a moral in this tale somewhere... I just dont see it. |
rAVES |
Nov-13-07 10:57 AM |
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Karma's a heck of a thing eh? |
Shlomo Yehudim |
Nov-13-07 11:00 AM |
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What's the likelihood? |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-13-07 11:45 AM |
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Death by dismemberment seems a little extreme... |
bvar22 |
Nov-13-07 04:44 PM |
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Did anyone force him to run from the cops and jump into the pond? |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-13-07 07:05 PM |
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"He got what he deserved?" |
stimbox |
Nov-16-07 09:12 PM |
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You remind me of Jerry Falwell with your moralizing. |
Toucano |
Nov-16-07 10:40 PM |
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Fallwell would be celebrating along with the rest of you mouthbreathers. |
stimbox |
Nov-16-07 10:58 PM |
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I agree |
Confound W |
Nov-16-07 11:08 PM |
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Did I *sound* like I was kidding? What part of "I stand by my statement" was too hard for you?? |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-16-07 11:09 PM |
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Whatever Cleetus. |
stimbox |
Nov-16-07 11:24 PM |
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Do you have anything of substance to add to a conversation? |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-16-07 11:40 PM |
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I pity you that you have no compassion for other humans. |
stimbox |
Nov-16-07 11:52 PM |
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"Oh well, stupid is as stupid does."... Yes, and your continued posting proves that.. |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-17-07 12:01 AM |
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Well---as a Floridian--- Gators are everywhere.... |
trumad |
Nov-17-07 06:35 AM |
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Since when did we institute the death penalty for breaking into cars? eom |
varkam |
Nov-16-07 11:56 PM |
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We didn't... the dumbass did it to himself. The laws and courts had NOTHING to do with it. PERIOD. |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-17-07 12:10 AM |
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There's a mile of difference between... |
varkam |
Nov-17-07 12:12 AM |
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I understand what you're saying, don't misunderstand that.. I just don't agree with it. |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-17-07 12:20 AM |
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I understand what you are saying, as well. |
varkam |
Nov-17-07 12:28 AM |
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I'm with you 100% on the hatred part... |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-17-07 12:36 AM |
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Someone once said something to me that made a lot of sense... |
varkam |
Nov-17-07 12:40 AM |
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In related news, the Miccosukee restaurant's gator ain't so good, |
XemaSab |
Nov-13-07 11:01 AM |
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Move over McGruff - meet McGator : Taking a bite out of crime and eating it |
Solly Mack |
Nov-13-07 11:08 AM |
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Now, all the cops down here will be carrying gators in their cars! |
Dr.Phool |
Nov-13-07 11:13 AM |
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Think of it as evolution in action. n/t |
VogonGlory |
Nov-13-07 12:01 PM |
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"Justice is served," |
smoogatz |
Nov-13-07 12:16 PM |
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It was either jumping into a large pond |
Peake |
Nov-13-07 12:21 PM |
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Water escapes are not a good idea in Florida |
shadowknows69 |
Nov-13-07 12:22 PM |
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I Cannot Believe You're All Condoning the Flagrant Excessive Force That Gator Used. |
Toasterlad |
Nov-13-07 09:18 PM |
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I went to RTC/BEE in Orlando too many years ago to count - |
haele |
Nov-13-07 09:47 PM |
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Damn, I posted that this morning and it dropped like a rock. |
MiniMe |
Nov-13-07 10:31 PM |
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Police have posted an artist's sketch of the suspect ... |
eppur_se_muova |
Nov-16-07 08:54 PM |
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Did I just stumble upon the wrong board? |
Confound W |
Nov-16-07 10:07 PM |
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So sue the gator. |
Toucano |
Nov-16-07 10:37 PM |
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Interesting. |
Confound W |
Nov-16-07 10:55 PM |
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Yeah and 9/11 victims deserved what they got too |
Lord Wortherington |
Nov-16-07 11:15 PM |
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That's the stupidest fucking reply I've ever seen on this board... |
Ghost in the Machine |
Nov-16-07 11:49 PM |
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Thug Tartar |
havocmom |
Nov-16-07 10:38 PM |
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And this, children, is why you don't jump in bodies of water where gators live. |
TheFriendlyAnarchist |
Nov-16-07 10:54 PM |
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"Tastes like chicken" said the alligator |
cat_girl25 |
Nov-16-07 11:30 PM |
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There's Texas justice, and there's Florida justice. |
Ellen Forradalom |
Nov-16-07 11:51 PM |
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lol Florida - |
smalll |
Nov-16-07 11:55 PM |
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soul-destroying? |
trumad |
Nov-17-07 07:20 AM |
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Neither theft nor stupidity means that he deserved |
Lydia Leftcoast |
Nov-17-07 02:09 AM |
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Admit it, now: Who's humming "Poke Sallet Annie" to themselves? |
Buns_of_Fire |
Nov-17-07 12:16 PM |
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Don't gator me, bro! |
11 Bravo |
Nov-17-07 12:27 PM |
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