Reply #107: Bedpan, Remote Flatulence Disaster: 100 times more likely to die after continual usage!

[Vilis Veritas]

The above graphic clearly shows that the sanitary use of Bedpans significantly raises the risk for death! While the unusually high risk associated to HVAC is attributed to Alzhiemers patients setting the thermostat to high on hot days...

The scientists who conducted the research say using a Bedpan device for just an hour every working day during that period is enough to increase the risk – and that the international standard used to protect users from the methane emitted is "not safe" and "needs to be revised".

They conclude that "caution is needed in the use of bedpans" and believe children, who have especially small butts, should be discouraged from using them at all.

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The scientists assembled the findings of all the studies to analyse them collectively. This revealed that people who have used their bedpans for a decade or more are 100 per cent more likely to die at some point in the future.

And who knows what could happen if you use the new 'Bluetooth' models!



While you were sleeping, I snuck in and put a bed pan under your pillow!