Reply #30: There once was a girl named Ellen

[Patsy Stone]

Whose idea to adopt a dog was a swell'un,
Until the dog and the cats,
Couldn't hang and relax,
So she gave the dog to some chill'un.

Then then the Puppy Nazis stepped in,
and took the dog away from its kin
The agency's behavior so bad
(they won't give back the dog the kids had),
and all this to Ellen's chagrin.